Have trouble with cars, horses or walkers whilst riding?

Ghostt

Then you need this:



Happy Friday!

spongtastic

oh and welcome to the crudcatcher

mak3m

MountainMonster

cat_with_no_tail

Kaise

tlw1

Plus the dated shite, it's a rigid singlespeed - so post in commuting

IcarusGreen

Just because everyone else is post in pictures of cats!

Fantastic Mr Fox

On a serious note, I have the most problem with idiotic inconsiderate bikers who don't let you past even though a car is obviously much faster. Cunts.

cooldad

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

I am a d1ck

FTFY

Fantastic Mr Fox

cooldad wrote:

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

I am a d1ck

FTFY

Aww, what did I hurt your feelings or something?

Is there anything I can do to help remove the sand from your vagina?

Its true though, bikers who don't get the hell out of the way in a reasonable amount of time deserve to get run over. As a biker I realize that cars are much faster and more dangerous so I get out of the way in a reasonable time, everyone else should as well.

A good long honk of the horn as I pass them is how I usually teach them a lesson. One time I threw a whole bottle of Fridge milkshake over one and then had to stop next to him at the lights! He didn't say anything he just looked really sad.

cooldad

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

I am a d1ck

FTFY

I am a sad d1ck

cooldad

Obvious troll is obvious.
And sad.

Fantastic Mr Fox

That's not trolling, that's *actually* what I think.

Stop getting your knickers in a twist. Would you like a hug? How about a spoon, would you like me to spoon you?

x

cooldad

This is crudcatcher. Being a d1ck is mandatory. You want someone to give a fark? Try trolling in the Road forum.

Fantastic Mr Fox

No I only hang around in the spam bits of forums, started back in the UKMB sandbox, then migrated to here and then went to UKMB (which is like a more childish hardcore version of this, jam packed full of absolute cunts and was awesome but now everyone's grown up and so its dead). Now I only have this place which has people like you, that are like 'ZOMG I'm so extreme and funny look at this outrageous stuff I'm doing' but actually you're just a goober.

If I see someone who I think may be you riding a bike, I'll empty my fridge onto you/them, honk my horn and shout 'GOOBER'.

Seeya goober.

benpinnick

What's a goober?

Andy

cooldad wrote:

Obvious troll is obvious.
And sad.

Yet you took the bate. Hook, line and sinker.

Just for the record, Fantastic Mr Fox is not A troll, he's THE troll.

projectsome

cooldad

projectsome wrote:

You struggle with reading pictures?

cooldad

Andy wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Obvious troll is obvious.
And sad.

Yet you took the bate. Hook, line and sinker.

Just for the record, Fantastic Mr Fox is not A troll, he's THE troll.

He probably is if you still need nappy changes. I can see why he appeals to you.

nicklouse

Andy wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Obvious troll is obvious.
And sad.

Yet you took the bate. Hook, line and sinker.

Just for the record, Fantastic Mr Fox is not A troll, he's THE troll.

No he is not he is Flying Ace dude. Or just a naughty boy.

Fantastic Mr Fox

cooldad wrote:

Andy wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Obvious troll is obvious.
And sad.

Yet you took the bate. Hook, line and sinker.

Just for the record, Fantastic Mr Fox is not A troll, he's THE troll.

He probably is if you still need nappy changes. I can see why he appeals to you.

I dont wear a nappy I just shit my pants.

Andy is a ledge, he got banned from UKMB for fucking the owners girlfriend. If thats not legendary I dont know what is - thats not a question by the way, I don't want to hear some crap about how Jeremy Clarkson is legendary for not being politically correct.

Fantastic Mr Fox

nicklouse wrote:

Andy wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Obvious troll is obvious.
And sad.

Yet you took the bate. Hook, line and sinker.

Just for the record, Fantastic Mr Fox is not A troll, he's THE troll.

No he is not he is Flying Ace dude. Or just a naughty boy.

Yep, I'm going to Sweden soon dude. Winning.

nicklouse

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

Andy wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Obvious troll is obvious.
And sad.

Yet you took the bate. Hook, line and sinker.

Just for the record, Fantastic Mr Fox is not A troll, he's THE troll.

No he is not he is Flying Ace dude. Or just a naughty boy.

Yep, I'm going to Sweden soon dude. Winning.

Shame. Not there any more.

Rushmore

lol @ this thread....

Don't feed the trolls...

nicklouse

Rushmore wrote:

lol @ this thread....

Don't feed the trolls...

and you have no idea.

Andy

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Andy wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Obvious troll is obvious.
And sad.

Yet you took the bate. Hook, line and sinker.

Just for the record, Fantastic Mr Fox is not A troll, he's THE troll.

He probably is if you still need nappy changes. I can see why he appeals to you.

I dont wear a nappy I just shoot my pants.

Andy is a ledge, he got banned from UKMB for ******* the owners girlfriend. If thats not legendary I dont know what is - thats not a question by the way, I don't want to hear some crap about how Jeremy Clarkson is legendary for not being politically correct.

Serious question, does that place still exist? Do people still use it?

nicklouse

Yes and some.

CRD will soon be jobless.

Fantastic Mr Fox

Yes, its not open to new registrations though so it will be gone completely in a few years. It has about 12 people who post.

Rushmore

nicklouse wrote:

Rushmore wrote:

lol @ this thread....

Don't feed the trolls...

and you have no idea.

Your right i'm sorry, i'll not get involved....

However, in my parting words.. this guy is a prick though.....

that is all...