Dont Panic

mak3m

Bacons linked to cancer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16540918

I believe in a balanced diet so as i write this im tucking into my morning bacon batch slathered in Brown Sauce.

brown sauce contains dates which are one of your 5 a day

surely that cancels it out

MountainMonster

Considering you can get cancer from basically everything now, and they publish the "risks" even if eating something 50 million times a day will increase the risk by .001% for x cancer, I just don't care. I'd rather just be happy rather than living in a saftey bubble.

Stevo_666

Bah, it's just a scare issued by the Sausage Marketing Board. Anyhow, if you don't eat bacon you don't live longer, it just feels like it.

nicklouse

have you tried Swedish Bacon? and Swedes have no idea what a sausage is.



Carry on.

cat_with_no_tail

Let's be honest. If you don't eat bacons, you're not really living anyway, are you?

mak3m

nicklouse wrote:

have you tried Swedish Bacon? and Swedes have no idea what a sausage is.



Carry on.

Ahhh but swedes have balls

schmako

Was getting a bacon roll as it came on the news haha, it had a fried egg on it so it balances out right!?

sheepsteeth

mak3m wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

have you tried Swedish Bacon? and Swedes have no idea what a sausage is.



Carry on.

Ahhh but swedes have balls

so does my necessary.

Fully-sprung

Either eat bacons and die young or don't eat bacons and die younger, because face it, how do you live if you take away 70% of all the food you eat?

IcarusGreen

Fully-sprung wrote:

Either eat bacons and die young or don't eat bacons and die younger, because face it, how do you live if you take away 70% of all the food you eat?

DCR00

if you didn't do half the things they claimed give you cancer, you would end up topping yourself anyway

so either way, you're f*cked, so you may as well go out having tasted the hog (that's what i call my obvious)

Northwind

The secret to good health is to live now as if you're already dead.

Anonymous

Statisticians cause cancer.

And heart disease.

The Northern Monkey

A link between eating processed meat, such as bacon or sausages, and pancreatic cancer has been suggested by researchers in Sweden

is bacon processed meat though? I thought it was a proper cut of meat with nothing added and therefore not 'processed'?

Sausage could be thought of as processed though.

nicklouse wrote:

have you tried Swedish Bacon? and Swedes have no idea what a sausage is.



Carry on.

Ah..

Anonymous

Smoked bacon? Does that count as processed?

Damn fine processing if it is, if you ask me.


Anyway, statistically breathing air will kill us. Ban air.

jay12

The Northern Monkey wrote:

A link between eating processed meat, such as bacon or sausages, and pancreatic cancer has been suggested by researchers in Sweden

is bacon processed meat though? I thought it was a proper cut of meat with nothing added and therefore not 'processed'?

Sausage could be thought of as processed though.

nicklouse wrote:

have you tried Swedish Bacon? and Swedes have no idea what a sausage is.



Carry on.

Ah..

i think they add water to it, so you could probably class that as processed

Briggo

jay12 wrote:

The Northern Monkey wrote:

A link between eating processed meat, such as bacon or sausages, and pancreatic cancer has been suggested by researchers in Sweden

is bacon processed meat though? I thought it was a proper cut of meat with nothing added and therefore not 'processed'?

Sausage could be thought of as processed though.

nicklouse wrote:

have you tried Swedish Bacon? and Swedes have no idea what a sausage is.



Carry on.

Ah..

i think they add water to it, so you could probably class that as processed

Someone's been listening in class.

tenfoot

jay12 wrote:

The Northern Monkey wrote:

A link between eating processed meat, such as bacon or sausages, and pancreatic cancer has been suggested by researchers in Sweden

is bacon processed meat though? I thought it was a proper cut of meat with nothing added and therefore not 'processed'?

Sausage could be thought of as processed though.

nicklouse wrote:

have you tried Swedish Bacon? and Swedes have no idea what a sausage is.



Carry on.

Ah..

i think they add water to it, so you could probably class that as processed

What? So now water gives you cancer too?

Richie63

tenfoot wrote:

jay12 wrote:

The Northern Monkey wrote:

A link between eating processed meat, such as bacon or sausages, and pancreatic cancer has been suggested by researchers in Sweden

is bacon processed meat though? I thought it was a proper cut of meat with nothing added and therefore not 'processed'?

Sausage could be thought of as processed though.

nicklouse wrote:

have you tried Swedish Bacon? and Swedes have no idea what a sausage is.



Carry on.

Ah..

i think they add water to it, so you could probably class that as processed

What? So now water gives you cancer too?

Too Right . water is a nasty substance. For example,
Major component of acid rain
Contributes to the corrosion of many metals
May cause electrical failures
Found in the excised tumors of cancer patients
Is an Industrial solvent
A Fire-retardant
Found in Nuclear power plants as a coolant
Used in pesticides and even after washing remains are still found on food products

So be careful

cat_with_no_tail

Richie63 wrote:

Major component of acid rain
Contributes to the corrosion of many metals
May cause electrical failures
Found in the excised tumors of cancer patients
Is an Industrial solvent
A Fire-retardant
Found in Nuclear power plants as a coolant
Used in pesticides and even after washing remains are still found on food products

That's like my c0ck.

MountainMonster

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Richie63 wrote:

Major component of acid rain
Contributes to the corrosion of many metals
May cause electrical failures
Found in the excised tumors of cancer patients
Is an Industrial solvent
A Fire-retardant
Found in Nuclear power plants as a coolant
Used in pesticides and even after washing remains are still found on food products

That's like my c0ck.

You havnt got a good cock in you.

IcarusGreen

With all the Bacons eaten by forumites, i suggest you all go for a prostate exam seeing as thats the form of cancer they recon you'll get, if you don't know how a prostate exam works then watch this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

MountainMonster

IcarusGreen wrote:

With all the Bacons eaten by forumites, i suggest you all go for a prostate exam seeing as thats the form of cancer they recon you'll get, if you don't know how a prostate exam works then watch this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

I don't want to watch the video, but from my understanding the exam is basically butt rape that you pay for? Could get it for free in jail, as well as 3 hots and cot.