NOT suspicious at all

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  • Ransaka
    Ransaka Posts: 474
    Wow, wonder what they think a suspicious death looks like...
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Well, its often a sucide technique that is used, beheading yourself with a spoon. leaving youself in a ditch.

    I bet Maddie did it
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Perhaps they wanted to get rid of the voices in their head?
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    projectsome wrote:
    Perhaps they wanted to get rid of the voices in their head?
    brilliant!
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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    "A post-mortem examination is due to take place in the next few days to try to find the cause of death," he added.

    Take a wild guess, Mr. Detective. I think maybe losing a head.
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Has Sheeps been to Bristol recently? I know he can get carried away with the backwards head in a ditch thing, maybe he just twisted a bit harder than normal.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Well, its often a sucide technique that is used, beheading yourself with a spoon. leaving youself in a ditch.

    Have they checked the body for limes?
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Clank wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Well, its often a sucide technique that is used, beheading yourself with a spoon. leaving youself in a ditch.

    Have they checked the body for limes?
    Apparently there was some string that was quite acidic when tested fore its PH level!
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