I need a Fully Mong

spongtastic
spongtastic Posts: 2,651
edited January 2012 in The Crudcatcher
in my office right now so that I can kill him.

It would be cheaper than replacing my monitor that's about to have my fist put through it.
Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

Who are you calling inbred?

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  • I could do with one too! My minion has decided to be sick today so isn't in. It's busy, and I have a server that's buggered. The server is too expensive for me to throw at a wall :mad:
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    I currently have 4 phones diverted to mine, plus 4 people who all need to have work completed NOW as they've decided to leave it to the last minute. This is on top of covering for another 3 staff who are off sick and picking up the work of the staff made redundant before Christmas.

    GRRRRRRRR :evil:
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Sounds like you deserve an extra 40p an hour.
  • Squarepants
    Squarepants Posts: 1,019
    Sounds like you need to get on with your work
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Today I sat about all day waiting for my Workstation to arrive. An hour before I had to leave we decided that we would get them an move them ourselves. Up and running in 1/2 hour.

    The satisfaction report for their services will be fun to read.

    So sweet FA done lady and 1/2 hour of overtime to boot.
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    One of my minions could have a Jeremy Vile 24 hour special all to himself. I could give you a list that would bore you to death about what he's done in the last 14 months he's worked for me. His latest dumb thing was last night when he got the outline of a full back tribal tattoo done by one of my other minions who bought a tattoo kit last weekend!

    This was 2 days after he had the same bloke tattooed the name of a girl on his chest that he's been with less than 2 weeks!

    He looks like a 5 year old has been let loose on him with an infected permanent marker!

    Now because i'm in the Army and i'm responsible for my minions welfare and actions in and out of work (up to a point) I have to spend hours out of my already ridiculously busy work schedule to discipline the morons.I spend 95% of my time dealing with 5% of my minions!
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    about to have my fist put through it.

    your necessary is about to have my fist put through it.
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    about to have my fist put through it.

    your necessary is about to have my fist put through it.

    ????????What???????? Not your obvious????????
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I need a fully mong sounds like a great term for self abuse
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,144
    Gazlar wrote:
    I need a fully mong sounds like a great term for self abuse

    If you haven't got a mong, that means you are someone else's mong :lol:
  • You called?
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    How did you escape?
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cooldad wrote:
    How did you escape?
    I opened the door and farked off.
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    live it long and live it fast."
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    They were just sick of you and left it unlocked.

    Welcome back.
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    in my office right now so that I can kill him.

    It would be cheaper than replacing my monitor that's about to have my fist put through it.

    Have you tried hugging a tree?

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Bloody hell, the return of Fully Mong I can handle, but FocusZidiot as well is too much.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    cooldad wrote:
    Bloody hell, the return of Fully Mong I can handle, but FocusZidiot as well is too much.

    You missed me didn't you? It's OK don't get all embarrassed.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    FocusZing wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Bloody hell, the return of Fully Mong I can handle, but FocusZidiot as well is too much.

    You missed me didn't you? It's OK don't get all embarrassed.
    Just missed having somebody to feel superior to.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    cooldad wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Bloody hell, the return of Fully Mong I can handle, but FocusZidiot as well is too much.

    You missed me didn't you? It's OK don't get all embarrassed.
    Just missed having somebody to feel superior to.

    If that make you feel better about yourself, yes you are better than me.
  • delcol wrote:
    you guys make working sound so fun...
    I like working, screw you.
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    live it long and live it fast."
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    delcol wrote:
    you guys make working sound so fun...
    I like working, screw you.

    It appears you could earn some extra cash in your spare time as punch bag! Although I wouldn't pay you fark all.
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    delcol wrote:
    you guys make working sound so fun...
    I like working, screw you.


    yeah, but rent boy isn't a real job is it?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,144
    welshkev wrote:
    delcol wrote:
    you guys make working sound so fun...
    I like working, screw me.


    yeah, but rent boy isn't a real job is it?

    Efa
  • Rushmore
    Rushmore Posts: 674
    Can I ask, Whats a Fully Mong??
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Rushmore wrote:
    Can I ask, Whats a Fully Mong??
    Fully Mong's mum
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Rushmore wrote:
    Can I ask, Whats a Fully Mong??

    See post above yours. Looks like a rent boy.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    I work in a company full of Mongs....excluding me of course
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