I had a dream...

Meatfox

..that i brought my mate's ex girlfiend's dead body to school in a sports bag.
Big bag...rather large lass...
I don't particularly like her (she was a twat), but I wouldn't wish her dead.

It's still baffling me as to how she got there in the first place and how i managed to carry her to school.

Wooliferkins

Unleash the Freudians! Maybe your head's just disposing of a dead relationship I wouldn't worry too much. After you've checked the local papers

thekickingmule

Well I can confirm that it was me that killed her, head backwards, lime, string and ditches.

Cheers for getting rid of it for me

spongtastic

You used to want to knob her until her naughty bits looked like tesco's value mince. However now you no longer want to and want to prove this to others (probably your mate who blames you for her leaving). If the body had not been in a bag then you'd want to publicly renounce your wish to fill her with baby porridge.

analysis complete.

Gazlar

I'd like to meat fox

Northwind

You're no Martin Luther King are you?

spongtastic

Gazlar wrote:

I'd like to meat fox

I think that goes for 99.9% of the male population of this forum.