QWOP

PBo
PBo Posts: 2,493
edited October 2017 in Commuting chat
As a light counterbalance to the stephen lawrence thread....anyone seen QWOP?

imagine a cycling version!

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    BLOODY IMPOSSIBLE!
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    2.7m my best so far...!
  • Agent57
    Agent57 Posts: 2,300
    I managed about 9 metres, but I was just bumping my knees along the ground, pretty much.
    MTB commuter / 531c commuter / CR1 Team 2009 / RockHopper Pro Disc / 10 mile PB: 25:52 (Jun 2014)
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    1.8m god damn thats hard
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    3m....
    _
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    7.9 woop woop woop!!
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I have decided that this game is racist.
    It is part of the Daily Fail conspiracy that black people are less capable and lacking co-ordination as it uses a runner is somewhat darker than caucasian. Alan Wells could beat this guy!

    What I have said has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that my best is 4.2 metres and that was a one-off that I am unable to come close to.

    Usain Bolt need not worry.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Agent57
    Agent57 Posts: 2,300
    12.7m best so far. It's all in the timing, obviously, but alternating WO, QP seems to be the key (no pun intended).
    MTB commuter / 531c commuter / CR1 Team 2009 / RockHopper Pro Disc / 10 mile PB: 25:52 (Jun 2014)
  • Slapster_UK
    Slapster_UK Posts: 90
    HAHAHA - 1.8m :-(
    Regards from The Slapster, Cornwall, UK

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I got to 50 metres and found out there were hurdles!
    I freely admit that my technique could not be called running, more like skooting along whilst sacrificing my right knee.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Stone Glider
    Stone Glider Posts: 1,227
    If this has a racist agenda then it must be that white men have no talent for this game!
    The older I get the faster I was
  • zadagado
    zadagado Posts: 1
    edited October 2017
    13.9m is as far as I got.
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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Wow. Zombie thread (with some classic DDD thrown into the mix).
    Ben

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