Bank Holiday Morning Thread!!!

angry_bird
angry_bird Posts: 3,787
edited January 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Morning bumders

Bank holiday... this has no bearing on my life whatsoever other than the parents will be around to irritate me.

Meeting a few farmers later about placements this year and doing some research on their farms, got some uni work to do too.

Laters.

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  • 'sup homos!

    Last day off today, then back for 5 days, then off for 6 weeks.

    Going to use some of today to try and get a head start on the rest of the weeks work. The fact the wife has the plague, and the kids are both in shltty moods does not bode well for this idea.

    Laters douches.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    Mornin

    Have no idea what today brings, but I imagine it's not hookers and blow
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    clean bike, buy pump, pub lunch with friend
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • AndyBeast
    AndyBeast Posts: 179
    Run,
    Tidy house,
    Quick ride on road bike,
    Iron shirt for work tomorrow,
    Bed.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning Feckers,
    Got called into work last night at 19:00hrs as my staff who are meant to be back off holiday as of the 30th missed his flight and the other nobber is AWOL and there was no one else available :roll: so i missed the final of WSM and a good night with the wifey.
    now sat at my desk again and will be going home shortly to get some sleep and pretend to be at work (as its double time)
    The plan to go to the pump track today seems like a slim possibility depends if the wife takes the kids to her dads, and i can escape there later on?
    anywhoo Coffee's have been making me do stupid things faster so it may be time to go to bed?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Morning d!cks :)

    I'm the Grand old age of 26 today :( so going to be doing a bit of retail therapy and then going for a Thai Curry tonight with My Dad, Step Mum and Sister.

    Currently on operation be on my best behavior with my Missus as we split up for 3 weeks so will be seeing her today in Town also.

    Anyway Coffee is calling my name.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Morning Feckers,
    Got called into work last night at 19:00hrs as my staff who are meant to be back off holiday as of the 30th missed his flight and the other nobber is AWOL and there was no one else available :roll: so i missed the final of WSM and a good night with the wifey.
    now sat at my desk again and will be going home shortly to get some sleep and pretend to be at work (as its double time)
    The plan to go to the pump track today seems like a slim possibility depends if the wife takes the kids to her dads, and i can escape there later on?
    anywhoo Coffee's have been making me do stupid things faster so it may be time to go to bed?


    Their review will be interesting!
  • Farming - I droped my son off at his farm (Dairy) this morning at 7.00am, then back to bed for a couple of hours, which college do you work at - my sons at Reaseheath
    Angry Bird wrote:
    Morning bumders

    Bank holiday... this has no bearing on my life whatsoever other than the parents will be around to irritate me.

    Meeting a few farmers later about placements this year and doing some research on their farms, got some uni work to do too.

    Laters.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Farming - I droped my son off at his farm (Dairy) this morning at 7.00am, then back to bed for a couple of hours, which college do you work at - my sons at Reaseheath

    7am isn't too bad, I remember having to get up at 3.30 to get to the dairy in time for milking at 5am. Having said that the other place I tend to go to doesn't start until almost 8 which much nicer.

    I'm at the RVC, just trying to sort out lambing and bacon placements for this year, sorted the lambing one now, should be a right laugh, farmer is alright, his son went to the RVC too and he knew my grandparents it turns out.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    matthew h wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Morning Feckers,
    Got called into work last night at 19:00hrs as my staff who are meant to be back off holiday as of the 30th missed his flight and the other nobber is AWOL and there was no one else available :roll: so i missed the final of WSM and a good night with the wifey.
    now sat at my desk again and will be going home shortly to get some sleep and pretend to be at work (as its double time)
    The plan to go to the pump track today seems like a slim possibility depends if the wife takes the kids to her dads, and i can escape there later on?
    anywhoo Coffee's have been making me do stupid things faster so it may be time to go to bed?


    Their review will be interesting!
    Unless they produce a golden egg laying goose and a flying pig they wont be getting as far as a review! plenty of people out there who need work :wink::)
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Morning Scuttler

    Better get cracking, this ceiling wont paint itself then its off to work again, 3 to go.

    Jut had a lovely pork pie for breakfast as I much my way through Christmas provisions and dwindle down the reserves

    Happy Birthday BWFCeva

    Laterz
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Angry Bird wrote:
    bacon placements

    Frying pan / Grill
    Bread Roll
    Mouth

    Sideways
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Afternoon,

    Been out on bike this am - so win. But that's as far as it goes: shortly we're off to an old folks home that smells of wee to wish the mother in law a happy birthday. The fact that she's bed-ridden, got alzheimers, can't talk sense or even know who I am doesn't make it a thrilling prospect: will see if I can sneak off to the main room and change the channel to something decent, doubt the residents won't notice anyway. At least there's free coffee and a 50 inch TV to watch. Ho hum...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    4 rubbish night shifts as guard commander done, have handled more weapons than sheeps mum!

    now got a couple of days off to recoup my smiley faced demeanour before back to work, going to be working out how we can move our furniture from our 4 bedroomed house to an already furnished 2 bedroom place!! Not gonna happen, think the gallon of petrol and a match will help!

    off to have food, laters
    Loving life in rural SW France

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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    last day of leave today, back to work for my last week before my new posting starts on the ninth.

    fisrt 7 weeks of my new posting involve doing a course at the school where i work at the moment doing a course i have been teaching on for the last 2 and a half years, should be alright i reckon!
  • JaiRo
    JaiRo Posts: 64
    Just rang up banks to report my cards being lost, sucks, I left my contact in details in there for when someone finds it, hopefully Ill get a call later.

    Cards are easy to replace, only hassle and cost is getting a new driving license. On the bright side, only a tenner (plus a condom for the lucky finder) was in there for cash.

    Still a tenner down either way plus the cost of cards but I have lost 400 squid in a wallet in the past (was for car repairs but the bloke said they only accepted payment when the work is done) and was returned to apolice station with only a tenner missing!

    think Ill go for a run later too, after a I finish eating some cake :roll:
    Scott Aspect 40 2011
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Off to work now, but before I depart, a word of warning

    For any crudders who use a babyliss i trim stubble, you may have noticed the newer i stubble with flexing head, I decided to upgrade and had my first shave with it today. Unfortunately i decided to trim my eyebrows first. I have noticed that the 2mm setting on the istubble is considerably shorter than the 2mm setting on the i trim that I had judged to be perfect eyebrow length. This has left me with virtually no eyebrows to speak of, just a couple of dark shadows above my eyes.

    be warned
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gaz, you know the rules, POIDH!!

    Afternoon lesbianisms!

    I set my alarm today for 9am, so that I could try and get the body ready for work tomorrow. I turned it off, checked facebook and twitter, and remember stretching. The next thing I know, is it's 11:10! :shock: Tomorrow is going to hurt a lot :(

    Today is a lazy day. I've been watching TV, and now am just listening to the radio and surfing interwebs. It's quite nice to be honest, think I might grab my book and read a bit of Sherlock Holmes.

    Laters
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Afternoon analoids

    Forgot to turn the iPhone alarm off this morning so woke up at 5.50am.

    But had a good day at Rendlesham with the TROGs, have found some more nice bits of trail and discovered that although I don't have a £3k specialized full sus I'm actually quite fast and not that unfit.

    Now back at home and the kids are screaming at each other again :(
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gaz, you know the rules, POIDH!!

    ha ha yeah - gaz, lets see some pics :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I'll do one when I get in, it's not that bad, I still have eyebrows, just that they are much shorter than they should be. Might have a scouse brow done
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp