Fannuary

projectsome

That's right, the female version of Movember starts today. I doubt we'll get pics :roll:

bg13

think my mrs has been doing it for quite a while, it looks like don king in a head lock!

Pudseyp

My missus did it last year...it resembled a snooker triangle filled with barber shop clippings.

Gazlar

My mrs did it, it looked like a homeless wizbit was haemoraging from an axe wound which someone had plugged with a party popper wrapped in coition wool.

Hmm wonder if I could so this with a mangina?

Stevo_666

Should we really be encouraging burds to grow hairy boomtangs? They should start with an overgrown ladygarden at the beginning of the month and shave a bit off every day until they look like slices of Bernard Matthews Turkey Ham (as someone on here once put it)

Gazlar

I dunno, I quite like a 70s muff rug, I certainly prefer some hair to none, not only does it look good (and less like a childs nancy) but the presence of some hair gives me the legitimate oppurtunity to take a break from administering a Gazlar brand patented tongue tornado in order to retrieve keratinous swarf from my bicuspids whilst giving, opportunity to survey the even more appealing bosom area.

For this reason I wish to propose Augbust where in return for a charity donation, ladies show up the improving state of their breast augmentation surgery that has been varied out on August 1st, our if they don't wish to have surgery, just post a series of topless pics. I'd, pledge a gods sum for that cause

Stevo_666

I like the idea of Februarse, with pics of ladies bottoms changing in size over the month depending on how much chocolate & ice cream they eat or how much exercise they do. Also its sooner than Augbust.

Gazlar

Yes but augbust has boobs, lovely boobs

Stevo_666

Gazlar wrote:

Yes but augbust has boobs, lovely boobs

I'm more of an ar$e man myself (expect this to be misquoted PDQ), though I'm still quite partial to a wazzo pair of jugs.

Gazlar

Stevo 666 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Yes but augbust has boobs, lovely boobs

I'm more of an ar$e man myself (expect this to be misquoted PDQ), though I'm still quite partial to a wazzo pair of jugs.

You prefer a womans poop gulley to a perky yet jiggly mams that you can press your face into like memory foam?

Man, seriously you used to be cool in my book, I had you on a pedestal (not to be mistaken with a paedo stool, thats something else entirely)

Gazlar

Ok, just seen your award nominations stevo, your cool again in my book and I suppose it does mean that if we ever find ourselves in a crudcatcher menage a trois scenario theres no chance of us clashing swords

Stevo_666

Gazlar wrote:

Ok, just seen your award nominations stevo, your cool again in my book and I suppose it does mean that if we ever find ourselves in a crudcatcher menage a trois scenario theres no chance of us clashing swords

That's easily avoided
Now you mention it, has Foxy agreed to meet up to reshoot that ad with us or do we need to up the offer? :-)

Gazlar

Wouldn't be the first thing of mine FoxC has upped

MountainMonster

Boobs are nice.