My bestest news ever....

Pudseyp
Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
edited January 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Along with getting my new job...Pud's is going to have a little Pud in the summer. Both me and the wife are over the moon.

(also good to know at 40 my custard cannon works)
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    i would be thredders.

    but congrats i suppose
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Well, what a way to start 2012, you should name them Gazlar after their dad, and Jay has a new playmate on the way.

    In seriousness, Congratulations fella, it sees that everything is coming up Pudsey at the minute
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  • Congratulations dude! Enjoy your sleep between now and then.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    An errant tripwire at the top of the stairs will fix that little problem for you.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Along with getting my new job...Pud's is going to have a little Pud in the summer. Both me and the wife are over the moon.

    (also good to know at 40 my custard cannon works)


    If said boy** comes out mixed race, I want him to be called Nostradamus* :D

    Congrats man

    **If it's a girl, call it whatever.
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    jay12 wrote:
    POIDH or VOIDH

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    congratulations - it's the best thing ever.

    my boy is 2 now, which means that i haven't had a good nights sleep or a lie in for 2 years :lol: so get your sleep banked up now :lol:
  • Pudseyp wrote:
    Along with getting my new job...Pud's is going to have a little Pud in the summer. Both me and the wife are over the moon.

    Congrats Pudseyp! In a few months I'll be looking for the Posts where you whine about how little sleep you get when the offspring needs feeding and changing in the middle of the night ;)

    Then again I also await the Posts when the wee Pud takes their first steps, first ride on a bike, then the part about the offspring being a teenage parent.. ah, kids, gotta love them!
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    saw the thread title and thought "lucky get has got a new bike!"

    congratulations, great new year news
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Cheers all,

    Will post the first scan in a just over a weeks time...so excited....I just hope he/she is not on an Orange 5.
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    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Either a scan or a brass rubbing of the flaps, either will suffice
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Gazlar wrote:
    Either a scan or a brass rubbing of the flaps, either will suffice

    I thought you couldn't post images over a certain size ?
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    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Either a scan or a brass rubbing of the flaps, either will suffice

    I thought you couldn't post images over a certain size ?


    Dunno, I've posted some sizeable vajayjays in my time
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    and the three (very) wise men came from the east and bestowed upon the infant an Orange 5 Pro. That is actually from the bible!
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    bg13 wrote:
    and the three (very) wise men came from the east and bestowed upon the infant an Orange 5 Pro. That is actually from the bible!

    If that is so he will be a Muslim, and I will buy him a rather large rucksack and send him to Halifax...
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    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • CraigXXL
    CraigXXL Posts: 1,852
    Congrats to you and the missus.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    Well done Puds, you've managed what most of the teenagers in Middlesbrough have achieved without much apparent effort ;-) As said above, enjoy sleep, sex and money while you still can...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,150
    Great news, congrats.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Now, not wishing to rain on your parade, but when Mrs Puds said"were gonna have to start buying nappies" she did mean because youre having a nipper didn't she and not because shes become structurally unsound following your xmas treat?

    Just best to check
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    @40 r u MENTAL

    congrats to you and the mrs

    is it your first??
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    mak3m wrote:
    @40 r u MENTAL

    congrats to you and the mrs

    is it your first??

    Yep the first....the wife is a few years younger...yep must be mad
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Pudseyp wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    @40 r u MENTAL

    congrats to you and the mrs

    is it your first??

    Yep the first....the wife is 12...yep must be mad
    Is she called Jay?
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  • Gazlar wrote:
    Well, what a way to start 2012, you should name them Gazlar after their dad, and Jay has a new playmate on the way.

    In seriousness, Congratulations fella, it sees that everything is coming up Pudsey at the minute
    Or at least Mrs Pudsey ;)

    Congratulations fella!

    Get as much riding in as possible, as you'll be confined to the home in the summer. Shame, just as the trails will be drying out (and they'd better dry out *shakes fist at the sky*)
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  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    Pudseyp wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    @40 r u MENTAL

    congrats to you and the mrs

    is it your first??

    Yep the first....the wife is a few years younger...yep must be mad


    lol people may have told you how hard it is, they wernt lieing its just you wont really appreciate what they mean for another 8-9 months :D

    anyway enough of this sentimental pat on the back bullsh1t

    what are you thinking for first bike
  • Congrats - nice news on both counts - similar thing happened to me some time ago and I didn't look back.
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    what are you thinking for first bike

    i think it will be an Orange 5 ;)
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Pudseyp wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    @40 r u MENTAL

    congrats to you and the mrs

    is it your first??

    Yep the first....the wife is a few years younger...yep must be mad

    One is quite sane, it's when you get two that wake up at 6.00 and start screaming at each other when you realise you've made a mistake.
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    You should of said you were trying, i could of saved you some grief and you could of had one of my part grown ones :roll:
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