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Elves!!!!?

AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,689
edited January 2012 in The bottom bracket
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...............................................




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"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."

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  • well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.
  • lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    15peter20 wrote:
    well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.

    The one on the left is Aggie's mother, his grandmother is the on the right, Dad's in the middle.
  • lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    Besides, that's four butt cheeks, it isn't porn.
  • cougiecougie Posts: 22,512
    Porn ? Have you not seen a bottom before ?
  • If the elves in world of warcraft looked like that i'd still be playing!
    Chocolate alone doesnt make you fat, eating chocolate while sat down makes you fat
  • 15peter20 wrote:
    well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.

    You clearly need an eye test as they are:

    a) clothed - albeit only a hat and thong are visible
    b) walking in the snow has never been opennly identified as a sexual act and hence short of most folks understanding of what pornography is
    Allez Triple (hairy with mudguards) - FCN 4
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  • Looks like Santa's gonna empty his sack. :twisted:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,433
    15peter20 wrote:
    well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.

    God you're a miserable ******
    :roll:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • MattC59 wrote:
    15peter20 wrote:
    well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.

    God you're a miserable ******
    :roll:

    yeah, but you got shingles :lol:
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,433
    15peter20 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    15peter20 wrote:
    well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.

    God you're a miserable ******
    :roll:

    yeah, but you got shingles :lol:

    Yep, but my shingles will clear up.

    :roll:
    (may your next sh*t be a hedgehog)
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Aggie, I've told you time and time again, STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF MY BUTT ON HERE...

    Love n butt hugs

    DD

    ps, I'm on the left in my dreams, nice censored ! And I said butt hugs Not butt plugs
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    15peter20 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    15peter20 wrote:
    well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.

    God you're a miserable ******
    :roll:

    yeah, but you got shingles :lol:

    I'm sorry - 24Geoff19 is a miserable tw4t, but that's brilliant - freakin' excellent comedy. Chapeau that man.
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Yossie wrote:
    15peter20 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    15peter20 wrote:
    well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.

    God you're a miserable ******
    :roll:

    yeah, but you got shingles :lol:

    I'm sorry - 24Geoff19 is a miserable tw4t, but that's brilliant - freakin' excellent comedy. Chapeau that man.

    All we need now is Jim.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,433
    Yossie wrote:
    15peter20 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    15peter20 wrote:
    well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.

    God you're a miserable ******
    :roll:

    yeah, but you got shingles :lol:

    I'm sorry - 24Geoff19 is a miserable tw4t, but that's brilliant - freakin' excellent comedy. Chapeau that man.

    If only 37Paul17 would apply this humour to his other posts......
    :lol:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    Out of interest, is shingles transferable over the internet? First that other bloke, then the Mattster, who next? Will 82Wayne52's bubble of miserableness protect him?

    THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perhaps only Nina and her scientific training can tell us ......... Then you'll be laughing on the other side of your visage Hilly Wolloughby man.
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,433
    Yossie wrote:
    Out of interest, is shingles transferable over the internet? First that other bloke, then the Mattster, who next? Will 82Wayne52's bubble of miserableness protect him?

    THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perhaps only Nina and her scientific training can tell us ......... Then you'll be laughing on the other side of your visage Hilly Wolloughby man.

    Unless 59Alan17 is planning on waiting until the latter stages of my shingles and then rubbing himself up against the right hand side of my naked torso, which I'm sure he'd love, but I'm not overly keen on the idea, then he'll be fine. The only thing that his miserabubble needs to protect against is chicken pox (unless he's already had it, that is).

    Leave Holly out of this (unless she wants to try the rubbing thing ?? :lol: )
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Yossie wrote:
    Out of interest, is shingles transferable over the internet? First that other bloke, then the Mattster, who next? Will 82Wayne52's bubble of miserableness protect him?

    THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perhaps only Nina and her scientific training can tell us ......... Then you'll be laughing on the other side of your visage Hilly Wolloughby man.

    Reads like one of my posts when I've had one too many a glass of sherry...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • on the roadon the road Posts: 5,631
    15peter20 wrote:
    well done, you've managed to find some porn on the internet. Your mother must be so proud.
    Are you on a one man crusade?

    Repent your sins :lol:
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,689
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  • McBain_v1McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    Oh Lord - is that picture from the "inbreeders of the month" magazine or something? Living proof that cousins shouldn't marry. Shame to see that 15Peter20 is still on a mission to complain about the female form. What must he think of Victoria Pendleton when she's in her full race regalia?? Perhaps he'd prefer it if she wore a full on race cape to avoid offending any spectators?

    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • McBain_v1 wrote:
    Oh Lord - is that picture from the "inbreeders of the month" magazine or something? Living proof that cousins shouldn't marry. Shame to see that 15Peter20 is still on a mission to complain about the female form. What must he think of Victoria Pendleton when she's in her full race regalia?? Perhaps he'd prefer it if she wore a full on race cape to avoid offending any spectators?

    A victoria pendleton thread would be a great idea. :idea:
  • brianonyx wrote:
    McBain_v1 wrote:
    Oh Lord - is that picture from the "inbreeders of the month" magazine or something? Living proof that cousins shouldn't marry. Shame to see that 15Peter20 is still on a mission to complain about the female form. What must he think of Victoria Pendleton when she's in her full race regalia?? Perhaps he'd prefer it if she wore a full on race cape to avoid offending any spectators?

    A victoria pendleton thread would be a great idea. :idea:

    This is CAKE STOP, surely a Victoria sponge thread would be more appropriate. :D
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • on the roadon the road Posts: 5,631
    Victoria in nothing but a sponge, I like the sound of that :lol:
  • McBain_v1McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    I doubt that the adorable Vicky P eats sponge cake. Mind you, a photoset of our female cycling team is probably long overdue, awesome physique's clad in the finest lycra - and they cycle as well! What's not to like :D

    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
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    27Dave45 - this is the Iran Ladies Cycling team....approve?
  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Another one that St.Peter of Prissy may approve of

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  • How about this?

    We need a new thread - cyclists in far too much clothing.

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