New Year Death Pool 2012.....

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  • schmako
    schmako Posts: 1,982
    George H. W. Bush
    Michael Moore
    Richard Wilson (aka Victor Meldrew)

    Bonus Pick: Russell Brand or Jack Black, both preferably!
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Patrick Moore
    Bruce Forsyth
    Murray Walker

    Tradegy Pick: Ricky Gervais (fark it, I can live in hope)
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  • scottbramwell
    scottbramwell Posts: 78
    nobody got whitney houston then?
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    scottbramwell wrote:
    nobody got whitney houston then?
    Thought she might have lasted a bit longer.
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    nicklouse wrote:
    scottbramwell wrote:
    nobody got whitney houston then?
    Thought she might have lasted a bit longer.

    +potato

    suspect another MJ type death??
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Yup came as a shocker didn't it. Only 48 years of age!
    I await the autopsy results and would place a wager on substance abuse...
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I love that whenever I hear of the death of a 'celebrity', the first thing I think of is this thread! :lol:

    The news this morning said 'Police find no signs of criminal intent'. Now, if she overdosed (which, let's be honest, is a very likely outcome), doesn't that make her the criminal?
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    I might be wrong, but I don't think the act of taking drugs is illegal, it's possessing/supplying that's the crime... Just like cannibalism isn't illegal, but the murder bit is...
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  • bicyclepirate
    bicyclepirate Posts: 229
    Does this mean that bodyguard guy will be out looking for work?
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Whitney Houston won an impressive six Grammys in fourteen years. Slightly less impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes.
    Live for the Grammy's die by the Grams.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Her drug dealer must be devastated.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bearfraser
    bearfraser Posts: 435
    New Year Drowing Pool 2012 ?????????
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    projectsome wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    scottbramwell wrote:
    nobody got whitney houston then?
    Thought she might have lasted a bit longer.

    +potato

    suspect another MJ type death??

    I suspect that ever fooker that enters the xfactor this year will be singing a Whitney Houston song.

    Dont get it though, pensioners in yorkshire can sled down mountains in a bathtub and live into their 90's, Whitney couldnt even have a kip in hers without dying

    Natural selection for you, she was obviously a retard
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Spotted elsewhere:

    Whitney Houston 1963-2012
    Amy Winehouse 1983-2011
    Keith Richards 1943-
    Ozzy Osbourne 1948-

    Women - know your limits.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    ^^Excellent^^
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  • chez_m356
    chez_m356 Posts: 1,893
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Spotted elsewhere
    Keith Richards 1943-
    Ozzy Osbourne 1948-
    are you joking?, the've already been dead for years, its just that nobody ever told them, visual proof of the after life :lol:
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  • cat_with_no_tail
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    So nobody had Frank Carson then?
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    So nobody had Frank Carson then?

    Much like the blinded prostitute - we didn't see that one coming.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Clank wrote:
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    So nobody had Frank Carson then?

    Much like the blinded prostitute - we didn't see that one coming.

    Its the way you tell em
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  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    Davy Jones !!!!!!!!

    Our lass just told me that davey jones of the monkees had died, I thought she was winding me up.......then I saw her face, now i'm a believer!
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    mak3m wrote:
    Davy Jones !!!!!!!!

    Our lass just told me that davey jones of the monkees had died, I thought she was winding me up.......then I saw her face, now i'm a bereaver!

    fixed
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    projectsome wrote:
    mak3m wrote:
    Davy Jones !!!!!!!!

    Our lass just told me that davey jones of the monkees had died, I thought she was winding me up.......then I saw her face, now i'm a bereaver!

    fixed
    :lol:

    Didn't take long for the jokes to come out.
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    apparently that lionel richie bloke is still alive. thought he died ages ago... so need to keep up. he's going on next years list
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Any one have Vidal Sasson.
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    nicklouse wrote:
    Any one have Vidal Sasson.

    No, but I'm gutted, who's going to crop my hair now?
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    Any one have Vidal Sasson.

    No, but I'm gutted, who's going to crop my hair now?

    You still have hair?
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  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    No one had Donna Summer then?
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  • SomeIdeaNoGear
    SomeIdeaNoGear Posts: 61
    Ok, who had Abdel Basset al-Megrahi?
  • bicyclepirate
    bicyclepirate Posts: 229
    Gazlar for the win?
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!
  • bicyclepirate
    bicyclepirate Posts: 229
    Robin Gibb, seemed a popular choice
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