Christmas Eve in pain Good Morning
Gazlar
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Mornin
Slept for the total of an hour, that makes 4 hours max in 2 days, i have terrible toothache which no aount of mtfuing or painkillers is getting me through, Only 4 hours until the emergency dentist opens, i feel like taking pliers to my mouth.
Layterz
Slept for the total of an hour, that makes 4 hours max in 2 days, i have terrible toothache which no aount of mtfuing or painkillers is getting me through, Only 4 hours until the emergency dentist opens, i feel like taking pliers to my mouth.
Layterz
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projectsome wrote:clove oil, numbs EVERYTHING!
You're thinking of Heroin.
Clove Oil just tastes like crap.
I shall be going out for a ride.0 -
Morning all,
waiting for parents to enter the house in a few hours, then copious amounts of chilling and in the afternoon off to the mother in laws house for dinner and bike presents
We celebrate christmas here today, s enjoy your xmas eve back in England!0 -
Awake ridiculously early for today. Back in my old bed at parents house for Christmas so it takes some getting used to again.
Plus side is I'm still mum's wee boy so it's lots of bacons for me. 0 -
Slept over at my bosses house after a night on the ale. Need him to get up now so he can take me back to work to pick my bike up for a nice 35 mile Christmas eve cycle home (with enough drink sloshing round me to be still over the limit)0
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Pain! A little toothache......
Im into my fourth week of recovery after breaks a collar bone, 4 ribs and the radius bone in my right arm [ mountain bike accident!] now thats pain...... :shock:
Hope you get it sorted out in time for the turkey..... Merry Christmas everyone.0 -
Morning homos.
Woken at 2am by a herd of yoofs outside carrying on on the street, just running about screaming and laughing and such.
Woken up again around 3am by 1 lone girl hysterical screaming "help". I was about to go leave her with her head backwards when I heard our neighbour shouting at her to STFU and FO. This resulted in a 10 minute argument about how she'd lost all her friends and couldn't remember where they lived :roll: (not entirely sure how a street full of strangers can help with that one. Anyways, eventually a male yoof turned up, gave a load of abuse to the woman next door, then buggered off.
Aaaanyway, not up to much today. Quiet one getting the meat ready for tomorrow and trying to keep the kids relatively calm (think I'm fighting a losing battle there)0 -
Morning bumders
I've got 5 hours until supercunt uncle arrives. Then my lovely peace and quiet will be ruined even more. Fortunately when he arrives I intend to be washing the bike, then I'll have to check it's still working and take it for a spin. After that I might need to wash it again... this could keep me busy for a while.
Opened the last door on the advent calender this morning and it said Santa's on his way, which is nice. Gazlar you should ask for some pointers from him, what with creeping into all those kids bedrooms at night he'll probably be able to help you stalk FoxC.
CWNT, should have chucked some D locks at the cnuts. Really does my head in when people insist on carrying on in the street at stupid times in the morning, which happens a fair bit in Camden. I tend not to get involved, the last time it kicked off outside our flat someone got stabbed...
Anyways, laters0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:Morning homos.
Woken at 2am by a herd of yoofs outside carrying on on the street, just running about screaming and laughing and such.
Woken up again around 3am by 1 lone girl hysterical screaming "help". I was about to go leave her with her head backwards when I heard our neighbour shouting at her to STFU and FO. This resulted in a 10 minute argument about how she'd lost all her friends and couldn't remember where they lived :roll: (not entirely sure how a street full of strangers can help with that one. Anyways, eventually a male yoof turned up, gave a load of abuse to the woman next door, then buggered off.
Aaaanyway, not up to much today. Quiet one getting the meat ready for tomorrow and trying to keep the kids relatively calm (think I'm fighting a losing battle there)
We used to have the same issue, as our house is near a cut through to the local boozer.....my uncle has a catheter so we used to save his pissbags and launch them at the offending noisy basterds like water balloons...
Morning....breakfast, quick dash to Flintoffs favorite supermarket, tidy house, relax, eat and drink shitloads and then wait for santa......with a big stick0 -
matthew h wrote:Slept with my boss after a night on the ale. Need him to get up now so he can take me from behind again...new year new pay rise win !
FIFY0 -
Morning Christmas Mongs,
Slept well after an epic family dinner last night, unfortunately no booze as I had to drive back home after = will make up for this tonight. Now to deal with last minute Xmas panics by other people before I can get some peace or even a decent coffee :-( Hope there's summit good on the box tonight..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:trying to keep the kids relatively calm (think I'm fighting a losing battle there)
I tried ketamine, but even that's failed.
Morning chumps
We're all ready for tomorrow, so a smug day of doing nothing in the spong household.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
Emergency dentist has drilled me out and given me a temporary filing, gonna cop some z's while my face is numb. Apparently the toothache is punishment from jesus for referencing Maddie in day ten of crudmas, but then Jesus is a godssoncunt like that.
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Morning gheys and gheyettes!
Looking at the TV Guide for the next couple of days, and they seem to be putting the best films on stupidly late (Garden State, Bronson etc). Ah well, at least I don't have to worry about work, just need to stock up on the booze.
I've got 3 more music things to go, the last one tomorrow morning. Playing the church organ doesn't pay badly around this time of year!
Anywho's, gonna get me some food as I'm hungry. LatersIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
Blender Cube AMS Pro0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:getting the meat ready for tomorrow
is that a euphemism?
morning gyptards.
wife RE has gone up north with the hounds so i am starting a lovely few days on my own.
im off to do a bit of "meat preparation" myself.0 -
Gazlar wrote:Emergency dentist has drilled me and given me a temporary filing, I had to repay him so my face is numb. Laterz
FIFY0 -
Father Ted on two channels tonight - add a glass or 2 of single malt - sorted :-)"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Gazlar wrote:
Slept for the total of an hour, that makes 4 hours max in 2 days, i have terrible toothache which no aount of mtfuing or painkillers is getting me through, Only 4 hours until the emergency dentist opens, i feel like taking pliers to my mouth.
i have broken both of my arms at the same time (which were re set with no aneasthetic*) i have had an open wound in my arse cheek from an abcess (it was a big enough cavity to contain a coke can) dressed and undressed (by stuffing a dry bandage into it) with no aneasthetic* and have dislocated both arms repeatedly which have been reset with no aneasthetic*
and nothing comes close to the debilitating pain of tooth ache. if you are still in pain when the aneasthetic* wears off, do the pliers thing, it'll be worth it.
*local aneasthetic doesnt work on me for some reason.0 -
"sheepsteeth wrote:
*local aneasthetic doesnt work on me for some reason.
Yeah but it's a known fact that nothing (or no one) works in Rhyl anyway....0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Gazlar wrote:
Slept for the total of an hour, that makes 4 hours max in 2 days, i have terrible toothache which no aount of mtfuing or painkillers is getting me through, Only 4 hours until the emergency dentist opens, i feel like taking pliers to my mouth.
i have broken both of my arms at the same time (which were re set with no aneasthetic*) i have had an open wound in my ars* cheek from an abcess (it was a big enough cavity to contain a coke can) dressed and undressed (by stuffing a dry bandage into it) with no aneasthetic* and have dislocated both arms repeatedly which have been reset with no aneasthetic*
and nothing comes close to the debilitating pain of tooth ache. if you are still in pain when the aneasthetic* wears off, do the pliers thing, it'll be worth it.
*local aneasthetic doesnt work on me for some reason.
The only pain I've had that beats it was my kidney stones, and that made me physically sick. Its better but still achey, tried clove oil, its rank0
