Old Chinese Proverb say......

demorider87
demorider87 Posts: 42
edited December 2011 in The bottom bracket
man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
"That doesn't look like a foot"......thought the sock.

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    "That doesn't look like a foot"......thought the sock.
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    don't slam c*ck in door, it'll hurt.
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