Old Chinese Proverb say......
demorider87
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man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
"That doesn't look like a foot"......thought the sock.
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man with cock in biscuit tin is not necessarily f*cking crackers
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ"Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
Mark Twain0 -
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly."That doesn't look like a foot"......thought the sock.0
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It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shi**y time.0 -
Don't worry about the past - you can't change it.
Don't worry about the future - you can't predict it.
Don't worry about the present - I didn't get you one.The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
Man with hole in pocket..feel cockie all day0
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It take many nails to build a crib...but only one screw to fill it
Crowded elevator smells differant to midgits0 -
don't slam c*ck in door, it'll hurt.Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0