Show us your gash!

mudcow007

just fixing a p*ncture on my Marathon +'s

an found this beauty



new tyre time for me i think

anyone like the shexy gloves too?

thecrofter

mudcow007 wrote:

just fixing a p*ncture on my Marathon +'s

an found this beauty



new tyre time for me i think

anyone like the shexy gloves too?

posted 30mins ago and no Aggie or Cleat WTF

mudcow007

to be honest i was quite disappointed!!

davis

nah pack it with freesole. She'll be right.

spasypaddy

very disappointed that this is work safe

veronese68

Not much of a gash, more of a tight hole. Found this, also in a Marathon+

UndercoverElephant

My rear tyre last month...

clarkey cat

First person to post a picture of their missus' gash wins... err, plaudits.

NGale

anyone who speak Bootneck knows Gash =

matt581

NGale wrote:

anyone who speak Bootneck knows Gash =

Ditch your own!

NGale

matt581 wrote:

NGale wrote:

anyone who speak Bootneck knows Gash =

Ditch your own!

I did startle a parents of a cadet last night at the unit Christmas party when I shouted to the Marine Cadets 'MCD, sort your gash out!'

I had to explain it didn't mean anything rude.

londonlivvy

I frequently use gash in the military sense and managed to horrify my boyfriend and his parents by announcing at a picnic that I had a gash bag with me and asking if they'd like to borrow it.

welkman

This has just reminded me of these rather naughty hedgehogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFjTo6r4gg

Best not watch this at work...

NGale

londonlivvy wrote:

I frequently use gash in the military sense and managed to horrify my boyfriend and his parents by announcing at a picnic that I had a gash bag with me and asking if they'd like to borrow it.

The other one which I find startles people is when I say I'd like a 'Hot wet'

Again it's nothing dirty, just means a hot mug of tea or coffee.

Most people have got the hang of Hoofin', Pit, Scran, Redders, Gopping and hanging by now though.

Gussio

londonlivvy wrote:

I frequently use gash in the military sense and managed to horrify my boyfriend and his parents by announcing at a picnic that I had a gash bag with me and asking if they'd like to borrow it.

Gleaming.

fossyant

Ouch

Conti 4 season

SimonAH

NGale wrote:

londonlivvy wrote:

I frequently use gash in the military sense and managed to horrify my boyfriend and his parents by announcing at a picnic that I had a gash bag with me and asking if they'd like to borrow it.

The other one which I find startles people is when I say I'd like a 'Hot wet'

Again it's nothing dirty, just means a hot mug of tea or coffee.

Most people have got the hang of Hoofin', Pit, Scran, Redders, Gopping and hanging by now though.

Hoofin', walking? Scran, Food? redders, cash? but t'others (including Gash) I require enlightening upon please!

Military gash?? I've heard of weapons-grade totty but I'm presuming the two are unrelated....

rjsterry

SimonAH wrote:

NGale wrote:

londonlivvy wrote:

I frequently use gash in the military sense and managed to horrify my boyfriend and his parents by announcing at a picnic that I had a gash bag with me and asking if they'd like to borrow it.

The other one which I find startles people is when I say I'd like a 'Hot wet'

Again it's nothing dirty, just means a hot mug of tea or coffee.

Most people have got the hang of Hoofin', Pit, Scran, Redders, Gopping and hanging by now though.

Hoofin', walking? Scran, Food? redders, cash? but t'others (including Gash) I require enlightening upon please!

Military gash?? I've heard of weapons-grade totty but I'm presuming the two are unrelated....

I've heard gopping used to mean particularly ugly or otherwise unpleasant. Wasn't aware it was military slang.

rick_chasey

There was once a lingerie shop in Sheffield called Gash.

Shut down now.

londonlivvy

SimonAH wrote:

NGale wrote:

londonlivvy wrote:

I frequently use gash in the military sense and managed to horrify my boyfriend and his parents by announcing at a picnic that I had a gash bag with me and asking if they'd like to borrow it.

The other one which I find startles people is when I say I'd like a 'Hot wet'

Again it's nothing dirty, just means a hot mug of tea or coffee.

Most people have got the hang of Hoofin', Pit, Scran, Redders, Gopping and hanging by now though.

Hoofin', walking? Scran, Food? redders, cash? but t'others (including Gash) I require enlightening upon please!

Military gash?? I've heard of weapons-grade totty but I'm presuming the two are unrelated....

Yes indeed totty & gash entirely unrelated in a military sense.

For your general knowledge :
Hoofin' = brilliant
Scran = food
Redders = very hot (ie red in the face)
Hanging = knackered.
Gopping = horrible

NGale

SimonAH wrote:

NGale wrote:

londonlivvy wrote:

I frequently use gash in the military sense and managed to horrify my boyfriend and his parents by announcing at a picnic that I had a gash bag with me and asking if they'd like to borrow it.

The other one which I find startles people is when I say I'd like a 'Hot wet'

Again it's nothing dirty, just means a hot mug of tea or coffee.

Most people have got the hang of Hoofin', Pit, Scran, Redders, Gopping and hanging by now though.

Hoofin', walking? Scran, Food? redders, cash? but t'others (including Gash) I require enlightening upon please!

Military gash?? I've heard of weapons-grade totty but I'm presuming the two are unrelated....

Hoofin' = Excellent
Scran = Food
Redders = hot
Gopping = Horrible/Bad
Hanging = exhausted


I am however a particular fan of 'Uber chad' and 'eyebrows' and 'honking'

SimonAH

Gash dagnabbit! What is Gash?

londonlivvy

Gash = rubbish

londonlivvy

rubbish in the sense of rubbish bin, ie trash. Stuff that you throw away. not rubbish as in "that's rubbish mate - talk sense".

SimonAH

Aha! The stuff that the Navy performs 'float tests' upon. :-D

NGale

SimonAH wrote:

Gash dagnabbit! What is Gash?

would have thought the picture of rubbish would have been a give away

rjsterry

NGale wrote:

SimonAH wrote:

NGale wrote:

londonlivvy wrote:

I frequently use gash in the military sense and managed to horrify my boyfriend and his parents by announcing at a picnic that I had a gash bag with me and asking if they'd like to borrow it.

The other one which I find startles people is when I say I'd like a 'Hot wet'

Again it's nothing dirty, just means a hot mug of tea or coffee.

Most people have got the hang of Hoofin', Pit, Scran, Redders, Gopping and hanging by now though.

Hoofin', walking? Scran, Food? redders, cash? but t'others (including Gash) I require enlightening upon please!

Military gash?? I've heard of weapons-grade totty but I'm presuming the two are unrelated....

Hoofin' = Excellent
Scran = Food
Redders = hot
Gopping = Horrible/Bad
Hanging = exhausted


I am however a particular fan of 'Uber chad' and 'eyebrows' and 'honking'

<Does some googling...>
Aha: Chad as in Chad Valley: describes a piece of equipment prone to failure, presumably from the brand of children's toys. I'm guessing Uber Chad (surely that should be über chad) is an superlative version of chad.

http://www.royalmarinesbands.co.uk/reference/Slang.htm

NGale

rjsterry wrote:

NGale wrote:

SimonAH wrote:

NGale wrote:

londonlivvy wrote:

I frequently use gash in the military sense and managed to horrify my boyfriend and his parents by announcing at a picnic that I had a gash bag with me and asking if they'd like to borrow it.

The other one which I find startles people is when I say I'd like a 'Hot wet'

Again it's nothing dirty, just means a hot mug of tea or coffee.

Most people have got the hang of Hoofin', Pit, Scran, Redders, Gopping and hanging by now though.

Hoofin', walking? Scran, Food? redders, cash? but t'others (including Gash) I require enlightening upon please!

Military gash?? I've heard of weapons-grade totty but I'm presuming the two are unrelated....

Hoofin' = Excellent
Scran = Food
Redders = hot
Gopping = Horrible/Bad
Hanging = exhausted


I am however a particular fan of 'Uber chad' and 'eyebrows' and 'honking'

<Does some googling...>
Aha: Chad as in Chad Valley: describes a piece of equipment prone to failure, presumably from the brand of children's toys. I'm guessing Uber Chad (surely that should be über chad) is an superlative version of chad.

http://www.royalmarinesbands.co.uk/reference/Slang.htm

Yeah Chad/Uber Chad is generally in reference to Naff/Really Naff

rjsterry

You know there is someone called Chad Uber - google it...

Clever Pun

or there's this little pic of my rim gash

veronese68

AAARGH!!! Got an email from Cyclescheme with a link to various stuff. Clicked on the review of winter tyres and it said this about Marathon+:

Schwalbe Marathon Plus. It?s virtually impregnable, thanks to a thick layer of springy rubber under the tread. You can literally ride over a line of drawing pins.

Look at my post on page 1. That's quite clearly a drawing pin. You may be able to ride over a line of drawing pins, they won't stop a visit from the pf though.