Mini Xmas Quiz.

Cleat Eastwood
Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited December 2011 in The bottom bracket
Ok these are titles of films translated into other languages - they're obviously on the internet - but no cheating - butties at half time - winner gets a g@*¢&•s.

1. Die Slowly

2. Die Slowly, now more than ever.

3. Die Hard: Mega Hard

4. The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses

5. Night Of The Knight

6. Slightly Pregnant

7. Santa Is A Pervert

8. Warm Shots

9. His Great Device Makes Him Famous

10. Earth And Comet Collide

11. A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven

12. The Urban Neurotic

13. The Unbelievable Trip In A Wacky Aeroplane

14. Vaseline

and finally

15. The Hole Of Malkovich
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

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  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    Jesus, you must be as bored as me. Enjoying it though, think ive got most, not having the first go though. 8)
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  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    no.14-Grease?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • rozzer32
    rozzer32 Posts: 3,923
    Is number 6 the diary of a 14 year old girl?
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I refuse to answer 1,2 and 3.
    No: 4 - The Matrix ?
    No: 5 - Dark night ?
    No: 7 - Bad Santa ?
    No: 8 - Not sure, but I think it's in my 'adult collection'
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  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    Is 6. Knocked Up?
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  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    10. Armageddon?
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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    This reminds me of the excellent porn parody film names. For example; "Jurassic Pork".
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  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Got em all I think.
    I trawl most of the forums on here and despite my own modest fleet I never envy any of the bikes posted, but I am Insanely jelous of Cleat Eastwoods Avator, Sid James was a god for me!!!!!

    When I was at Uni if you could get twelve like minded Idiots and a manifesto knocked up the SU had to give you a budget to form a club.

    We started the Sid James appreciation society, which was just basically a drinking club but being at Uni in East London we still managed to get Barbara Windsor to join us for a beer in the SU bar one night at Stratford. Top Girl.

    Know its irelevent but still "Chapeau" Mr Eastwood love the Avatar.
  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    Ben6899 wrote:
    This reminds me of the excellent porn parody film names. For example; "Jurassic Pork".

    Shaving Ryans Privates
    Men In Black men
    Edward Penis Hands

    I only know the gay ones. :wink:
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    edited December 2011
    Tim Wand - Sid - brighten up your day!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Cheers Aggie, Want it as a ring tone. Although after Leicester Lads post I was expecting you to lower the tone!
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    nevman wrote:
    no.14-Grease?


    Trust you to get the toughie. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    MattC59 wrote:
    I refuse to answer 1,2 and 3.
    No: 4 - The Matrix ?
    No: 5 - Dark night ?
    No: 7 - Bad Santa ?
    No: 8 - Not sure, but I think it's in my 'adult collection'

    yes, yes, yes and yes.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Toss up with that and High School Musical.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    LeicesterLad wrote:
    Is 6. Knocked Up?

    Yes.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Butties coming round in a minute - we have cheese and pickle, cheese and ham - ham and pickle, pickle and pickle and spam.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    LeicesterLad wrote:
    10. Armageddon?


    No - think what happens when you mount your bike and your saddle falls off
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    Ben6899 wrote:
    This reminds me of the excellent porn parody film names. For example; "Jurassic Pork".

    Pump Friction!!
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  • pb21
    pb21 Posts: 2,171
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    4. The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses

    12. The Urban Neurotic

    4. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?

    12. As Good As It gets?
    Mañana
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Schindler's Fist.
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  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    Beavers and Buttfu*k
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  • thecrofter
    thecrofter Posts: 734
    tim wand wrote:
    Cheers Aggie, Want it as a ring tone. Although after Leicester Lads post I was expecting you to lower the tone!
    Got it as my text alert, quality.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    LeicesterLad wrote:
    Ben6899 wrote:
    This reminds me of the excellent porn parody film names. For example; "Jurassic Pork".

    Shaving Ryans Privates
    Men In Black men
    Edward Penis Hands

    I only know the gay ones. :wink:

    Schindler's fist.

    Ah Ben beat me to it.

    Pfft, probably has it at home.
    _
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    edited December 2011
    To the Manor Porn
    Intercourse With The Vampire
    Riding Miss Daisy
    Sorest Rump
    The Jism Of Oz

    and finally............

    Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory

    :lol:
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Got it on Bluray, Rick.

    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone
    Star Whores: The Empire Licks Crack, Attack of the Bones, The Phantom Penis.
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    oh yeah, and how could I forget this beauty !!!

    Big Trouble In Little Vagina

    :mrgreen:
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved

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