The Dear Leader
rajMAN
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Kim Yong iL - The Great Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea dies of a heart attack no doubt brought on by years of gorging on fine cuisine and Cognac while watching his people sit in the dark starving to death! Good riddance to the worlds greatest golfer in his Crackerjack suit.
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to be replaced by an equally-deluded, similarly-dressed, but slightly younger nutter.....0
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and the poor people say to each other FFS try to look upset!!0
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rajMAN wrote:and the poor people say to each other FFS try to look upset!!
I'm sure the message from the state to the People is cry or die.0 -
Chalk one up for team america -The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
I bet this all stemmed from Hans Brix busting his balls.Ben
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Dakka dakka DAKKA, Dakkadakkadakka.0
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The clue was in the name though - Kim Jong was Il.
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Rone-reeeee, so rone-reeeeeScience adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
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Only need Thatcher to pop 'er clogs before new year and I'll have a "double" up at the bookies. Tail end Charlie
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16261060
"But it says it will reconsider a plan to display Christmas lights near the border - something that angers North Korea."
Is that because they dont believe in Jesus or because they dont have any lecky to live by let alone waste illuminating a tree and they think S Korea are taking the pee?0 -
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More importantly what will Rhod Gilbert do? Kim Jong was a great friend of the show and always asked questionsThe dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
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I love the story about him getting 11 holes in 1 on his first ever game of golf. A promising career cut short...
And I don't want to sound mean, but is it me or is the Leader to be the only Fat North Korean in existence ?0 -
He also invented the Microwave Oven!0
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Actually it turns out they are all mourning the death of Jon Bon Jovi
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/16261783
It's just no-one has told them it's a hoax yet!2007 Trek 1.2
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Rick Chasey wrote:
Thankfully the transition to new leader will be smooth, because the son is also adept at looking at things:
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:
Their lass shops at BHS, then.
In fact, it appears all the lads' wives shop there: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com ... kAd31sA%3DBen
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And is the crying genuine? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16262027
The tall bloke on the camera's left looks like he's about to burst into laughter.Ben
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Ben6899 wrote:And is the crying genuine? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16262027
The tall bloke on the camera's left looks like he's about to burst into laughter.
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His replacement is also fat, suggesting that there's only enough food for five people in the country and father and son had it between them. The dear leader of the workers' paradise once sent a couple of his staff off to the gulags for nicking the meat that was meant for feeding to his dogs - it must be around this point that the b@$t@rd stopped even pretending to careSpecialized Roubaix Elite 2015
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Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
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Among his many accomplishments for which he is justly world-famous, let's not forget he was one of the founder members of the Goons.
Being a massive Spike Milligan fan, his dying wish was to have his headstone inscribed with the same epitaph as Spike's."Consider the grebe..."0 -
Amongst the tributes, it has been forgotten that he was one of the great golfers, scoring a world record 38 under par in one round (including 11 holes in one).
Here's the BBC commentary of that momentous occasion: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00mr3q1Twitter: @RichN950
