Saturday shouldn't start this early!

spongtastic
spongtastic Posts: 2,651
edited December 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Meh
Been awake since 4am. Give it another 20 minutes and i'm off out on the bike.
Busy day today, party at parents along with kids stuff.
Looking forward to the next Crudmas post!
Laters.
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    morning cheesewands and furry clams,

    nowt doing this morning, masquerade ball this evening at a local hotel
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Gretings from -0.5deg C.

    Wife hates me for returning from night ride.

    And leaving muddy clothes all over the place - and the children were opined that I was / am a winker too.

    Today was going to involve shops with the intention of Xmas presents - but my commitment is fading.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    Up early for an MBA school in Coventry, can't wait.

    Later has got to be drink especially after a day looking at wacc.......
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Morning bumders

    Spent way too much last night. Have a lovely hangover and a 3 hour car journey home to sleep the worst of it off. No more exams for 6 months. Win.

    Laters
  • Morning all, had a very nice night last night, with a terrible ending. Had gone to the chinese with the rest of the family met them there on my moped. Weather was calm and clear as I walked in. When I came out feeling really fat and lazy, I walked out to find hurricane force winds waiting for me for my 25 minute ride home. Took the "easy" route through the city rather than riding on the country lanes which turned out to be smart, but not quite enough. Cars in front of me were literally getting blown around the streets when driving, and thanks to coming in between 2 huge buildings, I got caught in a draft and slammed at 30kmh into a parked car with my leg in between and smashing my helmet through the glass. Luckily the person who owned the car was really nice, and didn't want my details, said he would claim that it was just the weather blowing some stuff into his window to smash it, so no insurance reprimands from me. Leg hurts like fark today, and got a concussion I think, but oh well, life goes on.

    Angry Bird- Congtrats on finishing the tests, hopefully you passed!"

    Today will be full of monging, wanted to get our old flat painted up, but I just don't have it in me. Enjoy your day everyone!
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    mm ouch, hope the leg gets better, on the plus side its not every night you get "blown off"

    morning stalkers and stalkees

    not sure what the day holds, some shopping possibly, good chance of bacons, works xmas party tonight so heavy drinking if i can be ar$ed!

    looking at my recent farkbook posts i may have to explain to the mrs why i called her tv choice last night "farking sh00t" but it was the film "speed" so you understand my comments!

    hope everyones hangovers are small and quantities of bacons are large.

    ps come gazlar, hurry up man!
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Morning cock cheesers,

    I shitty morning awaited me this morning with hailstones that hit me with such force they fell like like frozen peas being chucked by Fatima Whitbread...

    Plenty of "dabbing" for me to day as I over consumed plates of madras an cobra last night...so have roadkill ring piece.

    Missus at work so going to hunt some festive grott.......

    Have a good day all.
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    WooOoOooOOoo hangover is subsiding already. Win.

    Cheers MM, without soundling like an arrogant cunt, fairly sure I nailed it, given it was an MCQ and I knew the answers before looking at the options, but to be fair I'd put in a shit load of work for it so... I suppose it's paid off, shame it doesn't count for much though.

    Anyway now I'm fairly sure I won't spew the contents of my stomach on the laptop the plan for the rest of the day is to get showered. Pack up. One of teh parents will be here to pick me up at some point fairly soon hopefully. Get driven back home. Sleep in the car still. Spend afternoon playing with the baby cousin (don't go making filthy comments you lot, I know what you're like) then sneaking out for a night ride later hopefully assuming I can get the lights charged in time.

    It's holiday time.

    Win. Win. Win. Win. Win.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    bg13 wrote:
    come gazlar, hurry up man!

    Many a woman has said that to me

    Speak of the devisl how are you crudder loves? Alright?

    Today is my works leaving do, even though I have 3 weeks left, today is the pee up. This means tommorrow I will be most hungover. This also means that tommorrows 12 Days of Crudmas will either appear at around 5am and wrong, with much gramatical and spelling error, or fairly late on Sunday. Todays however will be here in five minutes

    Right, time to load up with Bacons
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    matthew h wrote:
    Later has got to be drink especially after a day looking at w@nk.......
    I know what wacc stands for so I've FTFY.

    Coffee supped and supplies got from supermarket before the frenzied hordes of Christmas shoppers get there to stock up with tons of food to last them for the 2 days that the shops are shut. Bacon and sausage about to be cooked so a good start, then have to amuse junior without freezing to death - need some ideas!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Just realised the fridge is fairly empty and bare. No bacons.

    So... breakfast is... a deep and loaded spicy beef pizza.

    Today is just full of Win.
  • Mehning.
    I'm gutted I didn't go to our works Christmas do yesterday. Feckin other commitments :evil:

    I'm not in a great mood today.

    Meh
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  • bg13 wrote:
    mm ouch, hope the leg gets better, on the plus side its not every night you get "blown off"

    morning stalkers and stalkees

    not sure what the day holds, some shopping possibly, good chance of bacons, works xmas party tonight so heavy drinking if i can be ar$ed!

    looking at my recent farkbook posts i may have to explain to the mrs why i called her tv choice last night "farking sh00t" but it was the film "speed" so you understand my comments!

    hope everyones hangovers are small and quantities of bacons are large.

    ps come gazlar, hurry up man!

    :shock: :lol:

    That definitely made me smile. Now to get wife to blow me off, and i'll be at peace with life for a few days.
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    was thinking of testing my new forks in the snow today but it rained all last night and royal mail couldn't find my package in the morning with my hope head doctor and avid rotor, but they found it later on and will be delivering on monday.

    quite dissapoined to see the snow go already, hopefully it will come back soon.

    so today i spent my time finishing off the end of year edit which is rendering atm and will be on later
  • Today started late, I was up at 10, but decided to spend the cold day reading George Carlin's "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops" which is a great satirical book.
    I may venture out to do some groceries later, but it's cold and icy out and I've come to the conclusion that Stokies cannot drive in the snow after seeing some dumb @ssed accidents yesterday comprising of motorists colliding with parked cars and walls.
    Right now I am toying with my new fondelslab that I bought last night. It's quite sick, plus I've loaded it with iBooks to keep me entertained opposed to rummaging through my bookshelf to find something of literary value.
    Downloaded 622 Sci-Fi titles last night, from a Torrent of course.

    Now that I've sold the Felt bike, I've decided not to sell the almost complete 456, I am going to finish it off over winter, I need at least one decent bike to ride. Admittedly the 456 carbon frame looks oh, so tempting right now. I may just buy one this week..