On the LAST day of Crudmas, Gazlar brought to thee

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  • Great stuff. WANT MOAR!!!!
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  • Gazlar wrote:
    Very good day again, but on number 4 you have the picture for number 1. No call girls there!

    Fixed, i did warn mind, I'm still very drunk an in the dog house for spending thewhole night dancing with my best mates ex girlfriend in front of mrs g, oops

    In my books that is certainly a viable, and more than acceptable excuse!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Well what can i say, so many women and only one Gazlar. theres not enough of me to satisfy all those women, in fact its often been commented theres not enough of me to satisfy one woman
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    On the seventh day of Crudmas, Gazlar brought to thee....
    7 steps to Heaven

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    6 Sheepsteeth sayings

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    5 sold things!

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    4 Call Girls

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    3 of Binty's men

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    2 dustcaps gone

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    And a Gazlar stalking FoxC

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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Fookin well funny!!!

    that diagram may become a t-shirt for a future CC ride!

    good effect gaz
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    potato to the power of potato!
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  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    aha now i know what to do with the chopped liver ive only been relying on limes all this time
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    oh my god that is amazing!
  • Hahahaha :lol: LEGENDARY!

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  • 1mancity2
    1mancity2 Posts: 2,355
    I need oxygen!
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  • Day 7 should be taught to year 5 kids in Sex Ed classes.
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    all hail Sir Gazlar!
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    that is excellent, i especially like day 7, really good work fella.
  • That is smegging top notch - if I had a hay I'd take it off to you - and if I had balls I'd wave them in your general direction. brilliant.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    On the eighth day of Crudmas, Gazlar brought to thee....

    8 days a crud-less

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    7 steps to Heaven

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    6 Sheepsteeth sayings

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    5 sold things!

    72429432.jpg

    4 Call Girls

    49722390.jpg

    3 of Binty's men

    48526029.jpg

    2 dustcaps gone

    44464439.jpg

    And a Gazlar stalking FoxC

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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    It just gets betterer and betterer...
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    douze point from the lincoln voters!

    still chuckiling!
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,433
    :lol:
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  • You could sell this as an antidope for depression, it simply makes you laugh each and every day! Smiles guaranteed :)

    Keep bringing the giggles Gaz :lol:
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    very cleverly done gaz, i still like day 7 the best but day 8 is a very good one.
  • brilliant.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    very cleverly done gaz, i still like day 7 the best but day 8 is a very good one.

    Ta, day 7 is in my opinion the best, not least because it features non of you ugly bunch's fizzogs. I did however enjoy trawling through the cctv footage for every day of number 1
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    day 8 is best so far
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Oh by the way, I'm hoping I can knock together a xmas special, even if its a bit rushed and thereford hand shandy, for those who have asked to be involved or sent me details cheers, for the rest who want to be involved, at least send me your real name so I can find you on failbook or summat to nick a picture, even if I dont add ya
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    On the ninth day of Crudmas, Gazlar brought to thee....

    9 master bakers

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    8 days a crud-less

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    7 steps to Heaven

    93061388.jpg

    6 Sheepsteeth sayings

    29220405.jpg

    5 sold things!

    72429432.jpg

    4 Call Girls

    49722390.jpg

    3 of Binty's men

    48526029.jpg

    2 dustcaps gone

    44464439.jpg

    And a Gazlar stalking FoxC

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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    There are no words....that's funny as fark!
  • Bwahahaha, most excellent Sir Gazlar..
    I even recognise someone there...
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Leg end!
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    yay, i made it into the 12 days of christmas 8)
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    lol, so stealing that pic for my timeline
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