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It's a CRACKER!

yer granyer gran Posts: 186
edited December 2011 in The bottom bracket
Decided to make xmas cracker pressies this year. I'm looking for good jokes and useless facts, which you lot should be brilliant at. Thanks in advance.

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  • Redhog14Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
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  • DavidBelcherDavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    yer gran wrote:
    Decided to make xmas cracker pressies this year. I'm looking for good jokes and useless facts, which you lot should be brilliant at. Thanks in advance.

    Would you be willing to accept useless jokes [1] and good facts instead? I can easily deliver on both counts. :)

    David

    [1] Might be worth giving Jack Whitehall's scriptwriters a buzz, too. ;)
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  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Bloke goes into a pet shop and asks the manager

    `I want to buy a wasp`

    Manager `Sorry-we only sell pets here?`

    Bloke says `But you,ve got one in the window`

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  • pottsstevepottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Man goes into a baker's shop in Glasgow and has a look around.
    Looking puzzled, he asks the shop assistant, "Is that a doughnut or a marangue?"
    "No, it's a doughnut", says the assistant.....


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    One of these is a joke - can you guess which? :)
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  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    Two elephants fall off a cliff.

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    Why is an elephant big, fat and wrinkled?

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  • blackpoolkevblackpoolkev Posts: 474
    pottssteve wrote:


    One of these is a joke - can you guess which? :)

    I think it's the first one or a meringue?
  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Man walks into a cake shop and sees the assistant with his schlong in a dessert - fella says "what are you doing?" assistant says " I'm f*cking dis-custard"
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  • RonBRonB Posts: 3,984
    Woman goes into a joke shop and asks for a double entendré so the guy behind the counter gives her one.
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