The Tuesday morning 'catch some chest snot' thread

DF33

Morning oyster swallowers
Felt Like dog sh1te last night. Now have the soorest, tickliest throat, crap on my chest and heavy cold. Woke me up an hour ago and sleep is now but a distant memory.
Have a massive week this week at work too. Meh.
Oh fook, just googled the symptoms - bad aids, it's MAN FLUE.......

thekickingmule

Morning Crudders!
Alarm went off at 6, pressed snooze, then went off at 6:10, turned it off.... next thing I know it;s 6:20! Glad I woke up, could have quite easily been out a couple more hours
Terrible nights sleep again really. I'm struggling to drift off until the early hours, with my mind racing. I'll try reading tonight, that should help.
Better get a move on. Laters

sheepsteeth

DF33 wrote:

crap on my chest

pm me your address and i'll pop round.

VWsurfbum

Tugnugetts.
Busy day yesterday saw me doing a 15 and a half hour day :roll:

today i have a compliance tester hanging round which means basically i cant do anything much and will have to stay in the bunker. shame.

Hopefully get out tonight for a little night ride, should be fun in the wind rain and cold and very tired legs after sundays race.

In my delirium yesterday i was thinking about buying a HT frame again, well we all know thats wrong

Kaise

morgens!

slept alright but as i dozed most of the afternoon i wasnt tired, that wasnt helped by doing a photo book of me and missk for her xmas present. Anyone thinking of doing a photo book of anything, the gadget shows no.1 albelli is definately the easiest!

so back in work today after having to leave early feeling like dog poop, hopefully today will be better! just going to drink lots of water and eat in a more sensible fashion and i should be fine!

missk has a pretty heavy week on and as we work on the same site and i drive us in, i am having to get up earlier than i want to really!

onward to water and porridge (i hate being sensible)

cat_with_no_tail

Homos!

Half day today, then off to watch the kids doing their Nativity play.

Laters

tlw1

Morning

Son number 1 is 7 today, so wife up before I left for work for once, therefore pig meat was enjoyed.

Today is hell at work & try to get beck before 7 to ensure I see the last of the birthday fun!

Laters

bluechair84

Good morning you black Polish Tram Hoggers, don't you feel great to be British today?
Parents evening tonight, to be done in full mo! Check out the mo thread to see how I will be presenting myself...

spongtastic

Morning you bunch of x factor rejects, today will be spent mostly coughing up big green lumps of phlegm and trying sort out stuff that I don't want anything to do with.

VWsurfbum wrote:

In my delirium yesterday i was thinking about buying a HT frame again, well we all know thats wrong

I keep having the same urge to buy something with lots of bearings and suspension at both ends, but luckily my wife keeps spending all our money before I get a chance :evil: mind you it's getting to the stage where n+1 = divorce so maybe that's for the best.

Stevo_666

Morning Spazwangles,

Oddly I woke up early as well - but that was because I needed a p1ss. Just packing up the gear to go to Bedgebury - hopefully will manage a couple of laps on 'the whippet' before the rain sets in. That's all for now...

angry_bird

Morning bumders

I just woke up. Feel like crap. Fortunately only 2 lectures today which is nice of the uni really. Rest of the day will be spent working.

Really sick of being stuck down here without a bike though, only 17 days to go...

Pudseyp

Morning dog ass sniffers..

Tiz another day of slacking for me until I can find a twating job....getting bored of cock-jangling now....

Might spend an hour concenplating where my avatar and some others have disapeared too ?

Gazlar

Bonjour fromage tets

umming and ahhing this morning, dead car hours under the surgeons knife today, but I spouted a lively Chrysler 300c estate on their forecourt yesterday. They've offered me a good price on my car before the work is done so do I throw 1500 notes at it, or trade it in and change it if the bank will let me, decisions decisions.

Thats about it today, quick shuttle into work to drop some uniform so I can ride in this week too

sheepsteeth

Kaise wrote:

doing a photo book of me and missk for her xmas present.

very gay

Kaise wrote:

Anyone thinking of doing a photo book of anything, the gadget shows no.1 albelli is definitely the easiest!

no thanks

Gazlar

Kaise wrote:

Anyone thinking of doing a photo book of anything,

Not one of me and MissK i'm not, just in case you find out ;p

Kaise

Gazlar wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Anyone thinking of doing a photo book of anything,

Not one of me and MissK i'm not, just in case you find out ;p

damn it, i wanted a copy for my xmas, it would help cement my knowledge that i am

a) more awesome than you
b) have a bigger wang!

pilch

morning snotties,

Trying to stay snot free this winter and train properly for once, so far so good, please keep your phlegm to yourselves.

Just bagged a free lunch next week at a "Social Media and print" seminar - bonus, just need to make sure i'm not on a table with any sneezers...

Gazlar

Kaise wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Anyone thinking of doing a photo book of anything,

Not one of me and MissK i'm not, just in case you find out ;p

damn it, i wanted a copy for my xmas, it would help cement my knowledge that i am

a) more awesome than you
b) have a bigger wang!

Dunno why you want an album of pics of me lurking in your garden watching your mrs, and your wang might look bigger, but to be fair, my scrotum pressed up against your cold patio doors doesn't do it any justice

bwfc4eva868

Today is the day I have a camera rammed down my penis for the 2nd time in my life and have the damaged tissue removed from my prostate. Luckily for me I am having a GA this time So no bike ride for me this week now

foxc_uk

'ning
Manic busy at work, very shoot..
Found a use for Google+ last night - picture quality for video chat is much better than Skype!
I'm very excited as MrF has booked the week of my birthday off, probably gonna do a cheap trip to Bansko, and he's coming to Morzine in March, and we're looking into getting an extra space on teh Snowbombing trip for him too!
In other news I've decided to sack off mountain biking this weekend, in favour of snowboarding...got my eye on a new board already...as if having 4 wasn't enough (N+1) but I might actually sell 2 of them to put towards the cost of the Mountain Twin...
Suppose I'd better go, team meeting in 5 mins (yawn)
Kisses
FoxC

Raymondavalon

Greetings Maggots,

Looking at the calendar, after today it reads: "W T F" so makes sense to me
Home based today, I may or may not venture into the Surrey office this week, probably not..
Anyway, things to do..

VWsurfbum

I've been busy avoiding work today, pac tester needed to "do " my office so i went for a little drive, Saw a Mclaren MP24c which was in a awsome orange colour, 1 G J for private reg fans? i then stopped in ALDI for a mooch for under priced goods, all i got was popcorn :roll:
Pictures are up of my race and i look like a bloke who's been hit with a spaz hammer, only to be made worse that i have a Moustache as well.

Kaise

Its like the end of the world in bristol, some serious rain coupled with some serious wind!

glad i dont commute!

thekickingmule

VWsurfbum wrote:

I've been busy avoiding work today, pac tester needed to "do " my office

I take it you mean PAT tester? Or do you mean a test for the little yellow dude after cherries and ghosts?

Been a busy day for me today. I managed to fix problems without doing anything! I actually got a phone call from someone elses line manager saying 'Thanks for giving Alex admin privileges, the problems seem to have stopped now'....... but I haven't given the admin details yet! :roll: Nice placebo there.

Night of chillaxin ahead me thinks. I really need an early night!

Gazlar

Evening

Well after a discussion with a mong in a call centre and after some quotes on monies, decided to stick with my car and get it fixed. This means i have to cycle the whole 2 miles to work tommorrow, which is like, miles.

Off to bed in a bit as its an early kick off in the morning.

Night all

bg13

evenin' crud peeps, been doing early shifts at work this week, it really blows a biggun!

Anyway, got an afternoon of dining and boozing tomorrow afternoon, should be an all-dayer but i will more than likely flake early out after a good skin full, hey ho!

How often should i clean my bike or is that womens work?

spongtastic

Evening all
Sat here hoping various medications from boots prevent the winter vomiting bug turning my stomach inside out and my ring piece from exploding again.
Watched the racist tram video, kids Burberry cap says it all poor little soul doesn't stand a chance.
Gold braided cables turned up, thanks to the eBay description being unclear I've got 2x120cm lengths instead of a 240cm one.
Probably no sleep either, 2 t shirts, jumper, hoody, hot water bottle and double quilt are failing to keep me warm