Benton! Jesus Christ!

redvee
redvee Posts: 11,922
edited November 2011 in Commuting chat
From Richmond Park :lol:

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/11/21/benton/
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  • keyser__soze
    keyser__soze Posts: 2,067
    Amusing tho the video is, the dog drove the herd across the road and into traffic. Only luck that they didn't hit/get hit by traffic or cyclists.
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Wow, that could have been a disaster...
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  • t4tomo
    t4tomo Posts: 2,643
    Proves that
    A) you should keep your mutt under control
    B) drive slowly in Richmond park as there is alway a chance of deer running across the raod.
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    The little snigger at the end of the clip is priceless.
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  • suzyb
    suzyb Posts: 3,449
    Sometimes I wonder whether it really is the dog and not it's owner that is the dumber animal :roll:
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  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    I thought it was Fenton. It's still an odd name for a dog though, Fenton Jesus Christ...
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  • keyser__soze
    keyser__soze Posts: 2,067
    Mash-up is pretty good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFppcyRM ... r_embedded :)
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    suzyb wrote:
    Sometimes I wonder whether it really is the dog and not it's owner that is the dumber animal :roll:

    Don't get me started on dogs and their owners
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  • mattsaw
    mattsaw Posts: 907
    They may as well shut down YouTube now, this wins the Internet an nothing funnier will ever be uploaded.

    The weird thing is I have absolutely no idea why its so funny :? The only think that would have made it more perfect would have been if he fell flat on his face at 0.39.
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  • jefflad
    jefflad Posts: 315
    This tickles me...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RStDR4pz9uI&NR=1
  • mattsaw
    mattsaw Posts: 907
    And this is pretty creative, Benton Vs Jurassic Park

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktFMBfYkxAU
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  • prj45
    prj45 Posts: 2,208
    It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny.

    Hope he gets prosecuted for failing to control his animal.

    It's not funny.
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    If those had been sheep that dog would have been shot round here
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    If those had been sheep that dog would have been shot round here
    Don't worry, it's in London so it'll probably be stabbed soon.
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  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    Greg66 wrote:
    The little snigger at the end of the clip is priceless.

    I agree. Shot and uploaded and snigger from a 13 year old apparently. Well done fella!
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    brilliant.....Benton
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    bails87 wrote:
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    If those had been sheep that dog would have been shot round here
    Don't worry, it's in London so it'll probably be stabbed soon.
    Hardly, its Sheen. The home of the drive by tutting.
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  • neiltb
    neiltb Posts: 332
    prj45 wrote:
    It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny.

    Hope he gets prosecuted for failing to control his animal.

    It's not funny.

    it's not funny, its pigging hilarious.

    Dog deserves a medal for comedy value.
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  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    notsoblue wrote:
    bails87 wrote:
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    If those had been sheep that dog would have been shot round here
    Don't worry, it's in London so it'll probably be stabbed soon.
    Hardly, its Sheen. The home of the drive by tutting.
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  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    This looks exactly like incident that happened to me in the park a few months ago, cycling down Sawyers before the roundabout at Sheen gate a heard came bounding over the road from the right chased by dog. Might even be the same event. Anyone know the date?
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  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    Decided I wasn't going to be amused before watching this. I failed! Awesome! Love the The American Werewolf... version too.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,897
    I think it was on a Sunday fairly recently.
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  • graeme_s-2
    graeme_s-2 Posts: 3,382
    jefflad wrote:
    This tickles me...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RStDR4pz9uI&NR=1
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I think it was on a Sunday fairly recently.
    "Last Sunday" according to the Telegraph.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/pets/ ... 00000.html
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  • ToeKnee
    ToeKnee Posts: 376
    Sketchley wrote:
    This looks exactly like incident that happened to me in the park a few months ago, cycling down Sawyers before the roundabout at Sheen gate a heard came bounding over the road from the right chased by dog. Might even be the same event. Anyone know the date?
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  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    edited November 2011
    I was not there then!

    The similar event I saw was fairly instant the deer just came bounding across the road anyone on bike in the middle would have been flattened. Fortunately I was 100 yards away....
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  • king_jeffers
    king_jeffers Posts: 694
    It is hilarious but that guy does need to be prosecuted.
  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    Why don't those blimmin dog owners pay road tax grrrr...mumble mumble...
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  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    MTB-Idle wrote:
    Why don't those blimmin dog owners pay road tax grrrr...mumble mumble...

    I think you mean roan tax. Priced at one buck a week, it's not too deer.
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    I was offered eight legs of venison for fifty quid the other day but my wife said.it was too dear.

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