TGIF WTF Morning thread

VWsurfbum
VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
edited November 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Plankers and planks.

this mornings drive in has left me confuzzled, i came off the slip road on to the A road (i had to slow down as a 206 was poodling) i over take once on the carridgeway, then i get lots of nice waving of what i assume is a guy asking if i want some coffee beans?

Anywhoo nothing in the diary this morning, so i'll be watching a film or two on my phone and listening to my "Learn Spanish in a week" CD's :?

Coffee's has been consumed and ready for the Meh ahead.
Kazza the Tranny
Now for sale Fatty
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Work? That'll be quiet... Will need to consume extra bacon. contemplating borrowing money to go out tonight.
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    actually looking forward to work today, big showdown meeting this afternoon and boss has told me to take gloves off and shake em up a lil

    might need som additional bacons for fortitude
  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    Total Meh day of tech problems with a system test and not working afterwards. Meheeheeheh
    Peter
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Morning dickwads...

    A day of jobs around the house today....had some good news yesterday have a couple of interviews next week so fingers crossed...

    Also had a good run around deggy yesterday....hail to the trail pixies !
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,216
    meh another day of one of the first in, meeting/meeting/meeting, last out. Not winning Dad of the year (again)
  • Oh Hai!

    Getting ready for work then tonight I'm off to Liverpool to see my mate for the weekend (back Sunday)

    Hopefully today my Atherton '11 Meta 4X frame will turn up, so that's something to look forward to when I get back.

    Apart from that, MEH! as usual... :)
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Cheesey, the only time we ever see you is when you've bought yet another new frame?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • LOL - pure coincidence..... ;)
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    MORNING!!!
    Spent 4 hours on Skype last night with THL, managed to get a half decent night's sleep, the AOC isn't in work today, and THL will be at my house tonight at 5.30. WIN
    I do however have some work to do... you can't have everything I suppose...
    Kisses
    FoxC
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Morning bumders

    Having issues with the latest ex after she saw me and the previous ex out together yesterday. Bloody women. Anyway I'm not fussed. Latest ex = moody bitch. Previous ex = much more fun, a lot less pretentious, (she's also blonde too) and I did quite like her, so I think I'll just see how it goes.

    Anyway today is bikes, Cannock shortly. Win.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    morning tugnuts!

    Today is already meh. Youngest failed to sleep last night (and thanks to the other half's ability to shout at me everytime I express an opinion), this resulted in another arguement and poor nights sleep on the sofa. Both kids then play up this morning putting the other half in an even worse mood. I can already hear the shed calling. :(

    The only good point is the Barrywhite now with even more KCNC is in the car for lunchtime and since I'm working tomorrow I might even stay out all afternoon.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Morning all

    Last night was awesome pedalling, met up with the club, 2 hours of hitting the trails and then return home to find that missk has cooked me the most amazing saasage and bacon casserole, washed my gear for saturday and hung it out the dry and been to the shop to get me Desperados! :D :shock:

    so today i have got in to work and found an email from Jon at stanton bikes, he has invited me to their office next week to see a slackline, their office being outside my work, and they are working me up a quote to rival a piglet!


    Tomorrow is uplift day, all i want to know is when does everything turn to rat shit, everything is going far too well!
  • Morning!

    Today I sound like Barry White. I love it when this happens to my voice. Probably means I lose it completely soon though. Meh. Work today. Nothing exciting will happen sadly.
    Tomorrow I'm going climbing and abseiling in the Peaks, so I'm quite excited about that.

    Laters
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Morning
    On sick leave today. Time for a nap I think
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning
    On sick leave today. Time for a nap I think

    AIDS or Bad AIDS?
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Just finished off reading this months MBUK, time to watch a film i think?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Kaise wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning
    On sick leave today. Time for a nap I think

    AIDS or Bad AIDS?

    Eastern european stripper aids, and worms
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Gazlar wrote:
    Kaise wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning
    On sick leave today. Time for a nap I think

    AIDS or Bad AIDS?

    Eastern european stripper aids, and worms


    Any connection to legs 11 buffet and a selection of dips?!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,914
    Morning Fudgepackers and Fudgepackees,

    Tried to post earlier but yet again my post just disappeared - there's something wierd with this new forum set up. Anyway, stillfeeling tired despite a decent nights sleep, so must need more coffee. Also I've strained a back muscle despite doing nothing more energetic than lift pint glasses in the last couple of days? So no bike fun until that's fixed :( May have to do some jobs round the house shortly - ho hum.

    @ Angry bird - tell your ex to F.O. unless she likes ditches, it's none of her business ('specially if she dumped you).
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Kaise wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Kaise wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning
    On sick leave today. Time for a nap I think

    AIDS or Bad AIDS?

    Eastern european stripper aids, and worms


    Any connection to legs 11 buffet and a selection of dips?!

    quite possibly, added with the fact that as I'm leaving in 6 weeks, im not gonna drag myself in feeling cack, plus its bday tommorra so may as well
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    @ Angry bird - tell your ex to F.O. unless she likes ditches, it's none of her business ('specially if she dumped you).
    +potato
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Unless you can persuade them to both play nice together.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unless you can persuade them to both play nice together.
    + empty bag of spuds
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    dont go emptying your bag of sppuds in here, i've just cleaned up from the last time!!

    can the crudders please answer a question

    Occupation: Baker

    Mans job or wommins work?

    Case 1: its a mans job as bakers are traditionally men and the strength and endurance "kneaded" to make that much bread everyday is something a man should be doing

    Case 2: cakes, flowery nonsense of victoria sponges, icing, mazipan, all for the fair delicate hands of wimmins, a man should get out of the kitchen

    answers please, this arguement has started in the office whether men should bake cakes / fruit pies/ meat pies etc or is it a bit homo
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    edited November 2011
    Kaise wrote:
    dont go emptying your bag of sppuds in here, i've just cleaned up from the last time!!

    can the crudders please answer a question

    Occupation: Baker

    Mans job or wommins work?

    Case 1: its a mans job as bakers are traditionally men and the strength and endurance "kneaded" to make that much bread everyday is something a man should be doing

    Case 2: cakes, flowery nonsense of victoria sponges, icing, mazipan, all for the fair delicate hands of wimmins, a man should get out of the kitchen

    this is perfect for a daily dilema, but my answer is its very much a traditionally male job, the woman's job you are describing is a cake decorator

    answers please, this arguement has started in the office whether men should bake cakes / fruit pies/ meat pies etc or is it a bit homo

    ok edited as Br is being a mong, My point is that Baker = mans job, the womans job you have described is a cake decorator
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Kaise wrote:
    dont go emptying your bag of sppuds in here, i've just cleaned up from the last time!!

    can the crudders please answer a question

    Occupation: Baker

    Mans job or wommins work?

    Case 1: its a mans job as bakers are traditionally men and the strength and endurance "kneaded" to make that much bread everyday is something a man should be doing

    Case 2: cakes, flowery nonsense of victoria sponges, icing, mazipan, all for the fair delicate hands of wimmins, a man should get out of the kitchen

    answers please, this arguement has started in the office whether men should bake cakes / fruit pies/ meat pies etc or is it a bit homo

    Not homo in any way. The womenz love a man who can cook as well as he can c0ck. It's also been proven that they're more likely to eat his c0ck after he's had a good cook*.

    *may not be entirely true and is not based on any actual evidence other than I once got noshed off by a fit bird after making chocolate fondant (which will probably get comments about back door practices
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    A bloke that can bake is awesomes. fact.
    THL and I will be having a bake off next weekend, as I just bought us tickets for Cake Club
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Gazlar waves his chef's qualifications in the air in proof of his awesomness

    Edit, Brb, the lovely Jodie Prenger is on Bargain Hunt as well as Honey that were off of the Eastenders
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Got moaned at by OLD BAG at school accusing me of abandoning kids...
    I was at my most articulate, sarcastic and downright caustic when demonstrating that I was not abandoning my children. The official withdrew her complaint.

    (BTW - this is a GIRLS font)
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    foxc_uk wrote:
    A bloke that can bake is awesomes. fact.
    THL and I will be having a bake off next weekend, as I just bought us tickets for Cake Club

    i've missed a few days? who's THL? i know THP was the hot photographer :?