Riddle me this......

Kaise

New game, i pose a question, you provide the answer, and no googling!

Example
Q: A man goes into a restaurant, orders albatross, eats one bite, and kills himself. why?

A: The man was in a ship that was wrecked on a desert island. When there was no food left, another passenger brought what he said was albatross but was really part of the man's wife (who had died in the wreck). The man suspects something fishy, so when they finally return to civilization, he orders albatross, realizes that what he ate before was his wife, and kills himself.


get it? good, aim is a bit of lateral thinking!

First one

Q: A body is discovered in a park in Chicago in the middle of summer. It has a fractured skull and many other broken bones, but the cause of death was hypothermia. Explain how this happened

spongtastic

The person dies from hypothermia after hiding in the wheel well of a passenger jet, and upon approaching the airport fell out when the undercarriage was lowered. The fractures were caused when the body hit the ground.

MountainMonster

She visited sheeps, he bent her head backwards and in the process fractured her skull. During play time, a few other bones got broken. He then mortered her to a park in Chicago, shooting from his mums house in Ryhl. Since she was alive before being shot, she got hypothermia because of the high altitude, and died before impact. Simples, ennit.

Next question.

You visit a friends house, and a hamster is lieing in the corner, fur missing but still alive. How did it get there?

CraigXXL

The dead body was named as Kaise, I thought I'd killed him during the winter when I swung a shovel round his head because of his stupid riddles. In panic and not having a ditch near by I locked the body in the the shed. After opening the shed to move the body I found I hadn't killed him evident by the scratch marks on the back of the door. The f*#ker was dead now though from hypothermia been looked in the shed over winter. I needed to use the shed again and already having a patio where the wife is burried I transfered him to the local park. Only problem was he wouldn't go in the boot now due to rigor mortis so I had to use the shovel again to smash his body up breaking his bones until he fitted into the boot. After dropping him at the park I returned to find my car clamped so went back to his body and kicked his head, fracturing it a few times in my frustration but an onlooker spotted me so I claimed to have just found it.
I no longer live in Chicago!

Kaise

spongtastic wrote:

The person dies from hypothermia after hiding in the wheel well of a passenger jet, and upon approaching the airport fell out when the undercarriage was lowered. The fractures were caused when the body hit the ground.

WIN

Q: A man dies in his own home

ddraver

er, - pretty much anything? Old age, heart attack?

Am I the only one that though that the seconf question could have been someone who had the sh*t kicked out of him and was just left there to die in the cold cold Chicago winter?

You Suck Kaiser!

Kaise

end of thread you boring cnuts!

:~

MountainMonster

My post was rather un-boring, at least IMO.

Pudseyp

Kaise wrote:

spongtastic wrote:

The person dies from hypothermia after hiding in the wheel well of a in passenger jet, and upon approaching the airport fell out when the undercarriage was lowered. The fractures were caused when the body hit the ground.

WIN

Q: A man dies in his own home

He was watching grot on his PC and had put a plastic bag on his head for sexual gratification, just as he was about to shoot his load he forgot he had no bog roll, he panicked but it was too late...he splodged on the floor panicking even more as he was now sufficating and that fact he couldn't see out of the bag he slipped in his jiz banging his head..he falls down the stairs into a bear trap that he had set for his wife as she was having an affair with his best mate hence why he was having a chugg......do I win five pounds ?

Raymondavalon

Two souls ascending through the sky on their way to heaven
On the way up they saw two eagles flying, one of the souls says "ah, eagles.."
But the eagles were to polite to reply.. Why?

jay12

Raymondavalon wrote:

Two souls ascending through the sky on their way to heaven
On the way up they saw two eagles flying, one of the souls says "ah, eagles.."
But the eagles were to polite to reply.. Why?

the eagles were too polite to say "ah souls" sounds like a$$ holes :P

ddraver

Outstanding Jay!! See now that is a good one!

Raymondavalon

Jay,

Well done, see the Polskas are super intelligent!

Gazlar

or the fact that they are eagles,so therefore unable to communicate in english, the may have squawked back, but it would not have been decipherable as a reply, unless they were eagle souls, but judging from the souls thinking in english language, they were likely to be human.

Raymondavalon

Gazlar wrote:

or the fact that they are eagles,so therefore unable to communicate in english, the may have squawked back, but it would not have been decipherable as a reply, unless they were eagle souls, but judging from the souls thinking in english language, they were likely to be human.

In the afterlife there are no language barriers...

Gazlar

Raymondavalon wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

or the fact that they are eagles,so therefore unable to communicate in english, the may have squawked back, but it would not have been decipherable as a reply, unless they were eagle souls, but judging from the souls thinking in english language, they were likely to be human.

In the afterlife there are no language barriers...

But an afterlife means having a belief in a spiritual world rather than a scientific one, which I favour the latter

dabbleonabike

I have no girlfriend.

Q. Why?

A. Too much time spent doing stupid bloody riddles.

Fully-sprung

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

jay12

Fully-sprung wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

who the fark are you? ah soul

FocusZing

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

Is he on a boat, stranded out in the vast ocean seas and run out of water; due to being a numb nuts and not packing a solar sea water distiller?

Does he live in a motor home?...One day while driving in the picturesque Scottish lochs he see's a Swedish nymphet rambling in the buff, while gorping at her monsters he strays off the road and plunges into the deep depths of whiskey water.

Fully-sprung

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

who the fark are you? ah soul

You know damn well who I am.

jay12

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

who the fark are you? ah soul

You know damn well who I am.

oh that webbo

Fully-sprung

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

who the fark are you? ah soul

You know damn well who I am.

oh that webbo

Better than being a 12 year old that never grows/shuts up.

Richie63

Oh, Lumpy bung is back

jay12

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

who the fark are you? ah soul

You know damn well who I am.

oh that webbo

Better than being a 12 year old that never grows/shuts up.

come at me bro

cat_with_no_tail

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

who the fark are you? ah soul

You know damn well who I am.

oh that webbo

Better than being a 12 year old that never grows/shuts up.

come on me bro

Can you two stop flirting for a second please.

Gazlar

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

who the fark are you? ah soul

You know damn well who I am.

hello son,

IcarusGreen

Gazlar wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

who the fark are you? ah soul

You know damn well who I am.

hello son,

Are you sure? His mum has been ridden by more clowns than a miniature circus car!

whyamihere

ITT: Someone challenges denizens of the Crudcatcher to think.

Denizens respond with pure, unfiltered idiocy.

Al is well with the world.

cat_with_no_tail

whyamihere wrote:

ITT: Someone challenges denizens of the Crudcatcher to think.

Denizens respond with pure, unfiltered idiocy.

Al is well with the world.

I don't come here to think, I do plenty of that in the rest of my life. I come to the crudcatcher to act like a big kid and use highly offensive humour in the company of like minded anonymous strangers.

If I wanted to act serious and do lateral thinking excercises, I'd go to the hub, or work.

Fully-sprung

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

jay12 wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Kaise wrote:

Q: A man dies in his own home

He read one of Sheeps posts.

who the fark are you? ah soul

You know damn well who I am.

oh that webbo

Better than being a 12 year old that never grows/shuts up.

come at me bro

Shouldn't have the webcam on when posting in here Jay.

Got this picture of you.