Internet misogynists given chance to meet a woman

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edited November 2011 in The Crudcatcher
A group of online trolls have been introduced to an actual woman for the first time, it has emerged.

Wo-Meet is a new government initiative where sexually-vindictive internet obsessives can experience meeting a woman who is not in a browser window.

A spokesman said: "Internet misogyny is a cry for help.

"When a man posts something like 'my donkey dong iz gunna make Vorderman scream' what he means is 'I haven't seen a human female since school and I still have milk and biscuits at bedtime despite being 38'.

"Wo-Meet is a place where the socially-petrified men who use the net as a repository for such unpleasantness can spend 20 closely-monitored minutes talking to a woman who won't make fun of them."

Waynes Hayes, 29, who has boasted online about doing things to 'any whore bitch in the room' with his 'ten-inch fuck dagger' stuttered and looked at the floor throughout his meeting with Wo-meet volunteer Nikki Hollis.

He said: "At first I was scared because she was fully clothed and much bigger than monitor-size. But she was very nice.

"When I asked she said that Nikki was her proper name, not a made-up name for being in porn films. Apparently most women aren't even in porn films.

"We had lots of similarities. I asked her what food women eat and she said it was the same as men."

He added: "At the end, I said she could come to my mum's house and we could have fish fingers and watch my favourite programme, which is Primeval.

"She said thanks, but probably not."

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