The 'Hello it's Hump Day Thread and I'm Half Divorced'

DIESELDOG
DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
edited November 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Morning, got slightly confuzzled, posted where I shouldn't have but hay hozie.

As the title says really. Off to "celebrate" :wink:

Laters peeps.

Love n hugs

DD
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk

Comments

  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Morning those that are up.
    Extended lunch break allows tinternet access.
    DD does that statement above mean you are heading the way of every other girly who enters this forum and ends up bleating about their lack of bloke
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
    http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss14 ... 010362.jpg
  • cue a Kitty/Bint/DD gnash the gash thread.

    Also how come you two have posted a hour ahead of me, its only 10 past one. Feel like i'm in a derren brown mindgame,
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Richie63 wrote:
    Morning those that are up.
    Extended lunch break allows tinternet access.
    DD does that statement above mean you are heading the way of every other girly who enters this forum and ends up bleating about their lack of bloke

    No, no, keep up, I certainly do when it takes to bagging a new bloke, I'm the forum slapper, *doffs cap*. Although I didn't meet my OH in the CC...

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Edit to say, on a smoke break :shock:
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • This has only one possible outcome...
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    DD does that statement above mean you are heading the way of every other girly who enters this forum and ends up bleating about their lack of bloke

    This. Every woman in the CC whinges about their love life, is pathetic.
  • supersonic wrote:
    DD does that statement above mean you are heading the way of every other girly who enters this forum and ends up bleating about their lack of bloke

    This. Every woman in the CC whinges about their love life, is pathetic.

    + Miserable Bag of potatoes
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    When have I whinged?
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Kitty wrote:
    When have I whinged?
    im classing this as whinging :lol::wink:
  • Kitty wrote:
    When have I whinged?

    You generally don't, but you only used to come here to stalk a certain person. Now you have a man in your life you only come here to convince yourself that you're sane. We all know your not. We expect to see you arrested for lining bedpans with ghost chilli sauce or something similar in a few years
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I didn't stalk anyone.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Kitty wrote:
    I didn't stalk anyone.

    you're right, i wanted you to stalk me and you never bloody did!!! :wink::lol:
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Kitty wrote:
    When have I whinged?

    You're a woman? Apologies!
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    welshkev wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    I didn't stalk anyone.

    you're right, i wanted you to stalk me and you never bloody did!!! :wink::lol:


    PM me you address, easily sorted :lol:
  • She stalked, he stalked, they didn't stalk (but secretly the maybe did).


    Unless this thread gains pictures of semi naked women then it is totally gay.
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690


    Unless this thread gains pictures of semi naked women then it is totally gay.


    Fat_women.jpg

    any better? :wink:
  • MY EYES!!!


    THEY BLEED!!!
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    Afternoon Mongs,

    Back from my extended weekend away and still knackered, not even coffee can cure this one. Slept in till noon today and expect I'll do the same tomorrow if I want to get some biking in on Friday as planned !
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • welshkev wrote:


    Unless this thread gains pictures of semi naked women then it is totally gay.


    *Snip image*

    any better? :wink:

    I'd like to have a go on that.

    Slap the arse and ride the waves in.
    Roll it in flour and look for the wet patch.
    and so on.
  • welshkev wrote:


    Unless this thread gains pictures of semi naked women then it is totally gay.


    *Snip image*

    any better? :wink:

    I'd like to have a go on that.

    Slap the ars* and ride the waves in.
    Roll it in flour and look for the wet patch.
    and so on.


    Novelty value?
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    welshkev wrote:


    Unless this thread gains pictures of semi naked women then it is totally gay.


    Fat_women.jpg

    any better? :wink:

    And as if by magic, Gazlar's back in the room.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Yeah, but come on Gazlar, did you really have to bring your hot date with you?

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Yes I did, although why ashes wearing my underwear is a mystery
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp