Chaffing of ones inner buttocks!!!

allthegearnoidea

Gents! (and ladies!!)
last few rides have started to suffer the mildly embarassing chaffed inner Bum cheeks, guessing its roughly the area of the pad to lycra seam area, but not had it before, is this a case of chamois creme required?? although being non chamois pad (endura 8 panel) not sure of the right effect??? or would i just be better off applying nappy cream pre ride?? (dont worry, have a young un hence the nappy cream!! )
had it with the nips a few times but a plaster can solve that!! bit trickier on the inside the cheeks!!!

any help or guidance very gratefully received!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:

cooldad

I dare you to post this in crudcatcher.
I use a big pot of cold cream from the pound shop smeared liberally around the whole area but sure your solution will work.

allthegearnoidea

hahahah! i thought as i posted it there's No way i'm putting this in the CC!!! would be a good intro to the world of though hey!!

right so cream up the inner bits :shock: pre ride!
hmmmn, Manly lmao!

bails87

allthegearnoidea wrote:

hmmmn, Manly lmao!

Just get one of your riding buddies to rub it in for you


Yep, chamois cream (or equivalent) can help.

miss notax

'Minty nadger cream' as it's affectionately known in our house...... 8)

Rich Hcp

Udderly Smooth will sort it!

Markmjh

get some sand down there before a ride for maximum manpoints ;-)

mattyg2004

I use ButtR.

The wife was a little confused when it turned up in the post

nicklouse

inner Buttocks?

get the saddle out of your censored .

Robmanic1

cooldad wrote:

I dare you to post this in crudcatcher.
I use a big pot of cold cream from the pound shop smeared liberally around the hole area but sure your solution will work.

Fixed that for you

Assos is what I swear by, nothing else works as well for me (pricey but lasts ages).

allthegearnoidea

thanks guys!! funnily enough one of the milf in the village last week was chatting about how she uses 'udder cream' as hand cream from the local farmers suppliers!! could see a plan here!!!

blablablacksheep

why dont you just shave your hairy censored that will sort your problem out without need to slap on "udder cream"

bobpzero

yep get some manly depilatory cream remove hair then supposedly 24hrs later you may apply some chafe ease or assos chamois creme also theres assos skin repair gel.

allthegearnoidea

Once again, thanks guys!
Shaving the cheeks and applying cream pre ride it is then! :shock: :?

blablablacksheep

Shaving the cheeks and applying cream pre ride it is then!

if your unsure about doing it yourself (blades+back /sack can be a cause for alarm) then why not ask a fellow rider to help you while your out and about on the trails?

allthegearnoidea

Lmao! I can just imagine that! A definate entry for the 'what have you seen on the trails' thread!!

Robmanic1

Or.........


Wipe your censored with sandpaper then dab on surgical spirits, you'll end up with a back end like a rhino!

Northwind

Inner buttocks? That's your problem, most people only have 2 buttocks.

cooldad

blablablacksheep wrote:

Shaving the cheeks and applying cream pre ride it is then!

if your unsure about doing it yourself (blades+back /sack can be a cause for alarm) then why not ask a fellow rider to help you while your out and about on the trails?

Once in 'RIDES' someone asked what we do, presumably meaning what sort of riding.
Some comedian answered we are just a bunch of guys who go in the woods and take pictures of each other. Never heard from them again.

diddyfunk

Assos Cream all the way

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/assos-chamois-cream/?&source=MaxiFeed&id=5360031286

Look at the feedback on wiggle - 5 stars - Nuff Said!

The Northern Monkey

nicklouse wrote:

inner Buttocks?

get the saddle out of your ars*.

+1!

What saddle you got?

allthegearnoidea

Sdg bel air (chromo rails),
Has only happened on the last 3 rides, had the saddle 18months!
Will check the angles etc. In the morning before riding, but will apply plenty of cream to the cheeks in preperation!!!!