Guess what I am doing this evening.
nicklouse
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"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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watching porn :shock:0
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and having a few beers....
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bellys wrote:watching porn :shock:
I didn't know Bill Bailey did porn?0 -
Bill Bailey porn is a very select market.I don't do smileys.
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Just like midget porn! or Sheepsteeth porn!+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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IcarusGreen wrote:Just like midget porn! or Sheepsteeth porn!
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nowt like a bit of sheep porn.
not a patch on gay midget animal porn."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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Arthur Scrimshaw wrote:bellys wrote:watching porn :shock:
I didn't know Bill Bailey did porn?
Its actually a reflection of Nicklouse in the tv!0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:IcarusGreen wrote:Sheepsteeth porn!
I was just a bit sick in my mouth
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I guess it's a new discovery at 12.I don't do smileys.
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i came out the womb masturbating, and i was 12 then so yeah, you could say it's a new discovery...cooldad wrote:I guess it's a new discovery at 12.0 -
You were masturbating as you came out your Mum?
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That's wrong on so many levels!It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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you should try it. it's fun!thekickingmule wrote:You were masturbating as you came out your Mum?
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I'll masturbate in front of your Mum (most of us have), but my Mum is a munter with a hole that resembles the channel tunnelIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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thekickingmule wrote:I'll masturbate in front of your Mum (most of us have), but my Mum is a munter with a hole that resembles the channel tunnel
it certainly did by the time i was done with her.0 -
thekickingmule wrote:I'll masturbate in front of your Mum (most of us have), but my Mum is a munter with a hole that resembles the channel tunnel
One mans tunnel is another's tight fit
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mak3m wrote:thekickingmule wrote:I'll masturbate in front of your Mum (most of us have), but my Mum is a munter with a hole that resembles the channel tunnel
One mans tunnel is another's tight fit
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Nick, you driving a 6R4????0
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nope but will be helping sort one."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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You do know that when its sorted I REALLY want to come over and give it a go............
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A quote from Dogma for you :-)
Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]
Jay: Dude, not all the time.2010 Lynskey R230
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^ as jays waking up outside mooby burger- "i didn't come in you pete, i swear"0
