I'm not very clever

joshtp
joshtp Posts: 3,966
edited October 2011 in The Crudcatcher
And I think I'm a lot more important than I actually am. Any and all abuse directed my way is deserved and appreciated, as it may finally make me realise just how much of a twatwaffle I am.

Make me your bitch, boys.
I like bikes and stuff

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  • Shut it bentshot
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Who the fark are you?
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,114
    joshtp wrote:
    (Who the **** am I?!)
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    I'm not gay, I know that for sure.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    joshtp wrote:
    I'm not gay, I know that for sure.
    #

    so why the Nut lube?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    joshtp wrote:
    I'm very gay, I know that for sure.

    about time you admitted it
  • bartimaeus
    bartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    at least you're not 12
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    joshtp wrote:
    In my day

    gay.
  • moster
    moster Posts: 121
    I'll disgust you in a minute
    When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
  • joshtp wrote:
    I'm not gay, I know that for sure.

    Yea, you keep telling yourself you're only gay when you push back, right?
  • joshtp wrote:
    I'm not gay, I know that for sure.

    Yea, you keep telling yourself you're only gay when you push back, right?

    So you're a receiver, not a giver. That's terrible. At least have the courtesy to provide a reach around.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    joshtp wrote:
    And I think I'm a lot more important than I actually am. Any and all abuse directed my way is deserved and appreciated, as it may finally make me realise just how much of a twatwaffle I am.

    Make me your bitch, boys.
    Aww, it's ok dude. What's wrong?



    (Fuckingwithpeople'sheads/11)
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    joshtp wrote:
    And I think I'm a lot more important than I actually am. Any and all abuse directed my way is deserved and appreciated, as it may finally make me realise just how much of a twatwaffle I am.

    Make me your bitch, boys.

    I feel it's time you made a "Musings", feel free brother the thread is ready and waiting...

    ...Your not the Welsh rugby captain are you?
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    FocusZing wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    And I think I'm a lot more important than I actually am. Any and all abuse directed my way is deserved and appreciated, as it may finally make me realise just how much of a twatwaffle I am.

    Make me your bitch, boys.

    I feel it's time you made a "Musings", feel free brother the thread is ready and waiting...

    ...Your not the Welsh rugby captain are you?

    He already tried with the musings...

    Didn't go brilliantly. Turns out nobody really cares what he thinks.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    well, this has taken an unexpected turn for the awesomness!!

    i especially like twatwaffle!!
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Angry Bird wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    And I think I'm a lot more important than I actually am. Any and all abuse directed my way is deserved and appreciated, as it may finally make me realise just how much of a twatwaffle I am.

    Make me your bitch, boys.

    I feel it's time you made a "Musings", feel free brother the thread is ready and waiting...

    ...Your not the Welsh rugby captain are you?

    He already tried with the musings...

    Didn't go brilliantly. Turns out nobody really cares what he thinks.

    Maximum respect to you Mr Joshtp, One did not realize you were the originator of the "Musing thread" concept. One day, ONE DAY, it will get the respect it rightfully deserves.
  • Heavy spastic
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • FocusZing wrote:
    Angry Bird wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    And I think I'm a lot more important than I actually am. Any and all abuse directed my way is deserved and appreciated, as it may finally make me realise just how much of a twatwaffle I am.

    Make me your bitch, boys.

    I feel it's time you made a "Musings", feel free brother the thread is ready and waiting...

    ...Your not the Welsh rugby captain are you?

    He already tried with the musings...

    Didn't go brilliantly. Turns out nobody really cares what he thinks.

    Maximum respect to you Mr Joshtp, One did not realize you were the originator of the "Musing thread" concept. One day, ONE DAY, it will get the respect it rightfully deserves.

    F*ck the musings thread :wink:
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Heavy spastic
    FocusZing wrote:
    Angry Bird wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    And I think I'm a lot more important than I actually am. Any and all abuse directed my way is deserved and appreciated, as it may finally make me realise just how much of a twatwaffle I am.

    Make me your bitch, boys.

    I feel it's time you made a "Musings", feel free brother the thread is ready and waiting...

    ...Your not the Welsh rugby captain are you?

    He already tried with the musings...

    Didn't go brilliantly. Turns out nobody really cares what he thinks.

    Maximum respect to you Mr Joshtp, One did not realize you were the originator of the "Musing thread" concept. One day, ONE DAY, it will get the respect it rightfully deserves.

    F*ck the musings thread :wink:

    You must both have at least one good musing in you?
  • FocusZing wrote:
    Heavy spastic
    FocusZing wrote:
    Angry Bird wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    And I think I'm a lot more important than I actually am. Any and all abuse directed my way is deserved and appreciated, as it may finally make me realise just how much of a twatwaffle I am.

    Make me your bitch, boys.

    I feel it's time you made a "Musings", feel free brother the thread is ready and waiting...

    ...Your not the Welsh rugby captain are you?

    He already tried with the musings...

    Didn't go brilliantly. Turns out nobody really cares what he thinks.

    Maximum respect to you Mr Joshtp, One did not realize you were the originator of the "Musing thread" concept. One day, ONE DAY, it will get the respect it rightfully deserves.

    F*ck the musings thread :wink:

    You must both have at least one good musing in you?


    I have plenty but the Crudcatcher is not the place for them. I prefer to call people spastics on this.
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy