Nigella, you dirty minx!!
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I don't get the obsession with a 50-something chubby bird. If I was forced at gunpoint to bang a 50 year old celebrity, she'd possibly be my choice, but beyond that, where's the attraction?0
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whyamihere wrote:where's the attraction?
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Big knockers are a lot better on a slim, nubile 20 year old with loose morals. And being good at cooking is less of an attractive feature when you realise just how easy it is.*AL* wrote:whyamihere wrote:where's the attraction?
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Surely the big c0ck is a turn off rather than an attraction.*AL* wrote:whyamihere wrote:where's the attraction?
Big knockers and great c0ck ?"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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Surely the big c0ck is a turn off rather than an attraction.*AL* wrote:whyamihere wrote:where's the attraction?
Big knockers and great c0ck ?"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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hehe that depends on your preferenceworst moment ever...
buzzing down twisting single track then.... psssst BANG!!!0 -
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whatever you say.*AL* wrote:
I like to fook my self up the aris with cacti.Fully-sprung wrote:Hello"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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whyamihere wrote:I don't get the obsession with a 50-something chubby bird. If I was forced at gunpoint to bang a 50 year old celebrity, she'd possibly be my choice, but beyond that, where's the attraction?
She's not even ginger!0 -
Ginger 50-something chubby bird:
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I'm in agreement with whyamihere, ok she's hot as the over 50's go, but I much prefer a chubby under 50 with loose morals and massive tattybojangles, i imagine everything downstairs is in better condition.
I imagine downstairs Nigella is like an DFS sofa, dried out discoloured and leathery, and the frame has started to crack after too much use, the only difference is I bet Nigella's vajayjay hasn't been interest free for 4 years0
