Voices in my head

knownothingbozo
knownothingbozo Posts: 168
edited October 2011 in Road beginners
Just lately when riding and I get cut a up by a motorist I hear voices in my head telling me to find where they live then pay a visit to slash their tires and screwdriver their radiators.
Do I need help?
If so any volunteers to do the tires whilst I do the radiators?
Some people are like slinkies - not much use for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

http://knownothingbozoandhisbike.blogspot.com/

Comments

  • elmsallmissile
    elmsallmissile Posts: 75
    I'll make one in fer the tyres, Just lurve the hissing sound!
  • Mad Roadie
    Mad Roadie Posts: 710
    i couldn't condone such actions, but I knew a friend of a friend once who concealed dog sh1t under the drivers door handle of a persistent fly parking motorist - after they had ignored polite notes and requests - never happened again
  • knownothingbozo
    knownothingbozo Posts: 168
    I don't think imagining what I could do is the same as actually doing it. But superb idea about the dog pooh!
    Some people are like slinkies - not much use for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

    http://knownothingbozoandhisbike.blogspot.com/
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    knownothingbozo wrote:
    Just lately when riding and I get cut a up by a motorist I hear voices in my head telling me to find where they live then pay a visit to slash their tires and screwdriver their radiators.
    Do I need help?
    If so any volunteers to do the tires whilst I do the radiators?

    This is irrational and shows deep psychological problems. Yes you need help. Stick to riding a mountain bike.
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Oceanblue
    Oceanblue Posts: 158
    I have the same thoughts lol but wouldn't see them through! Once let a a close friends boy friends tyres down because he was treating her badly... felt good!!
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    You are clearly mad. Why don't you use the death ray given to all cyclists by the Golden Lord of Zarg? That's what I do. :shock:
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • knownothingbozo
    knownothingbozo Posts: 168
    Apparently out of stock at Wiggle, so went onto soldier of fortune website and ordered an M16 instead.
    Some people are like slinkies - not much use for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

    http://knownothingbozoandhisbike.blogspot.com/
  • oldhairylegs
    oldhairylegs Posts: 220
    Probably the best cyclist's tale of revenge I have ever heard concerned a guy that was ridden off the road by a motorist on a one way system in Chichester a few years back. It was deliberate and the driver was mouthing off a standard anti-cyclist rant at the time.

    Luckily, the cyclist was ok, got back on his bike and carried on his way. About half a mile up the road, there was a temporary traffic light for roadworks with a long queue of traffic - the car in question was in it so the rider rode up the outside of the traffic to 'have a word' with the driver. The driver wound his window down, swore and spat at the rider, at which point the rider smacked him on the jaw, reached in, took out the ignition key and promptly cycled off with it. Marvellous! :D

    Wonder if the guy ever got home?

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