if Barbie were real

Mad Roadie

the ideal woman ( and speachless) :shock:

Galia Slayen has gotten a lot of attention for building a life-sized Barbie to help bring awareness for National Eating Disorder Awareness Week. :shock:



http://www.dietsinreview.com/diet_colum ... ectations/

hulla the hulla

Sod the doll, I'm more interested in her mate - hubba hubba !!

CrackFox

I can see why that Barbie might have an eating disorder. Knives and forks are tricky when you don't have hands.

Mad Roadie

and arms of dissimilar length. it seems little nutrition makes it below he waist, all being diverted to sustain her ampleness

Ben6899

If Barbie were real, she'd be dead. No room for organ function or development, you see. I don't recall where I read that, but it's plain to see here.

izza

Ben6899 wrote:

If Barbie were real, she'd be dead. No room for organ function or development, you see. I don't recall where I read that, but it's plain to see here.

And with no lettuce to shake or hole behind the lady garden to remove urine or solid waste, she only has two options:

1) Swell up and die from a digestive tract that is impersonating a cesspit. She would then be classed as having "suicidal tendencies".

2) Remove waste via throwing up (i.e. copy owls) and then she gets accused of being bulimic and having a "disorder".

Either option, she can't win.

Redhog14

Ben6899 wrote:

If Barbie were real, she'd be dead. No room for organ function or development, you see. I don't recall where I read that, but it's plain to see here.

I also seem to remember that her feet are disproportionately small and she would not be able to stand up... Worse than Barbie though are the Bratz dolls I have two daughters and when they get them as presents I throw them out at the first opportunity... being a parent is not a popularity contest.