How to transport flowers on a bike?

medoramas
medoramas Posts: 202
edited October 2011 in Commuting chat
Yeah, Mrs B'day tomorrow.

Do you know any methods of transporting mid/large bouquet for about 10 miles, so it still looks reasonably nice?

I've got a rack and medium pannier. Don't know, maybe some tube made of cardboard? Have you got any experience with such an extreme scenario? ;)

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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Yup, 'twas my anniversary on the 15th and I was struck with the same issue. Only answer is to ride one-handed with the bouquet in the crook of your left arm.

    ....and smile at all the ladies you pass.....
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  • I do this regularly, I stick the flowers in the rear pannier and get wide overtakes.
  • paniers and take it nice and easy seems to work fine, going though Bushy park holding them and smilling at ladies also works!
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    Or a local graveyard near you :wink:
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    Surely a nice wicker handlebar mounted basket is de rigueur for transporting flowers on a bicycle!
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,773
    I tend to hold them upside down in my left hand and only use the right shifter. Smiling at ladies of course, lots of smiles back if carrying flowers. Without flowers they just threaten to have me arrested.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Grasped firmly between the teeth, riding with cape and hat firmly in place.

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  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    phone local florist, explain problem, get them to be waiting 100yards down the road with the biggest bunch of flowers they can come up with. Pick them up then free wheel the 100 yards and let the wife wonder in awe how you did it......
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  • vorsprung
    vorsprung Posts: 1,953
    I have done this a couple of times, the flowers stick out of the side of the Super C
  • Origamist
    Origamist Posts: 807
    For normal bunches I don't bother with any extra protection - just pop them in an open pannier. But when I have transported orchids in a pannier I used a dog e-collar (one of those cones to stop pets scratching themselves) over the flower heads and medium-thick card-board around the pot and stem.
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    Buy her chocolates.
  • chilling
    chilling Posts: 267
    Surely you have to go all Morrisey on this one.
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Surely a cardboard tube inside your backpack with the flowers out of the top?
  • DrLex
    DrLex Posts: 2,142
    Zip-tied to front fork (blooms upwards, natch).
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Zip tie one each to as many spokes as you have; arrive in a graceful sideways broadslide across the living room carpet stopping inches from her [now open] mouth and kiss her. She'll love you tons for it, and never ever forget the moment.
  • I put the cans over the centre bar..
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    I stuff them heads down in my rucksack. Under the shopping :lol:
    Faster than a tent.......
  • alisonbrady_photography_flowers_bum.jpg
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
  • medoramas
    medoramas Posts: 202
    alisonbrady_photography_flowers_bum.jpg

    I wonder what clue words did you have to use to google that image... :D
  • sfichele
    sfichele Posts: 605
    Last time I carried flowers (crap I hate doing that) I attached to my rucksack
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    medoramas wrote:
    I wonder what clue words did you have to use to google that image... :D

    Maybe he didn't google it :lol:
    Faster than a tent.......
  • Rolf F wrote:
    medoramas wrote:
    I wonder what clue words did you have to use to google that image... :D

    Maybe he didn't google it :lol:

    No, just got Mrs WBW to pose. Do you like our wallpaper? For some reason she wasn't keen to use roses. :shock:
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • Andrew N
    Andrew N Posts: 119
    Stuff them in your hair :D
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  • Ginjafro
    Ginjafro Posts: 572
    Stick the bike on a roof rack and the flowers in the car, simples.9e2824f7-abe2-4370-90b6-166771d30c2e.jpg
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