It's not all progress!

Redhog14
Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
edited October 2011 in The bottom bracket
So after more than 2 years of living on my own my new burd moved in and I will have been to IKEA twice in one week!

Please don't reply I would be grateful if you just read this and kept your derision to yourselves...
@surroundedbh

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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Must resist the temptation...

    Ooops, but you're on the slope that is slippery now...

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Move new burd out. :wink:
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Two trips to IKEA in one week is too higher price to pay for a bit of leg over. :(
    Tail end Charlie

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  • amun1000
    amun1000 Posts: 242
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Two trips to IKEA in one week is too higher price to pay for a bit of leg over. :(

    depends on the leg
    When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
  • hulla the hulla
    hulla the hulla Posts: 338
    you must have a hell of a lot of t light candles now....
    A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it

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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    6 years of l;iving with my Burd - not one trip to ikea!

    Winning. :D
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

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  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    hulla the hulla wrote:
    you must have a hell of a lot of t light candles now....

    And "throw cushions"
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    hulla the hulla wrote:
    you must have a hell of a lot of t light candles now....

    And "throw cushions"

    and a jar for your balls.
  • markyboy2005
    markyboy2005 Posts: 465
    verylonglegs wrote:
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    hulla the hulla wrote:
    you must have a hell of a lot of t light candles now....

    And "throw cushions"

    and a jar for your balls.

    And six foot snakes.....
  • garrynolan
    garrynolan Posts: 560
    markyboy2005 wrote:
    verylonglegs wrote:
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    hulla the hulla wrote:
    you must have a hell of a lot of t light candles now....

    And "throw cushions"

    and a jar for your balls.

    And six foot snakes.....

    What's a foot snake? And why six of them?
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  • Squillinossett
    Squillinossett Posts: 1,678
    You ate all the dime bars that quickly?
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Actually when we went in on Sunday we left without buying anything..cue "hands aloft" Cav style celebration from me upon exiting...

    No more replies, this thread needs to be buried deeper than contaminated spanish beef...


    whats with the "dime bars" ref?
    @surroundedbh
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    hulla the hulla wrote:
    you must have a hell of a lot of t light candles now....

    And "throw cushions"

    I thought "throw cushions" was what someone does to the TV set every time Piers Morgan appears on it? ;)

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • mouth
    mouth Posts: 1,195
    the burd moves in, the bike goes on ebay........
    The only disability in life is a poor attitude.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Redhog14 wrote:
    Actually when we went in on Sunday we left without buying anything..cue "hands aloft" Cav style celebration from me upon exiting...

    No more replies, this thread needs to be buried deeper than contaminated spanish beef...


    whats with the "dime bars" ref?

    Ooooooh no!

    You've made your (IKEA) bed now you have to lie in it, I don't think it should be allowed to slip off the front page.

    In fact the admins/mod's ought to make it a "sticky" to serve as a warning to other cyclist that may step on the same slippery slope to cycling oblivion. :lol:

    God bless you, and my the lord have mercy on your soul. :wink:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Two trips to IKEA in one week is too higher price to pay for a bit of leg over. :(

    That'll soon end as well as soon as all those little jobs around the hosue don't get done .......
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    I would point out (again) she has more bikes than me, six in total, recent events she's finished include LEJOG, 10 under the Ben, Kielder 100 and at the Manx E2E would have caught me if the course was ½mile longer...so I shan't be losing my bike rights I infact will be having to up my game :o
    @surroundedbh
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Redhog14 wrote:
    I would point out (again) she has more bikes than me, six in total, recent events she's finished include LEJOG, 10 under the Ben, Kielder 100 and at the Manx E2E would have caught me if the course was ½mile longer...so I shan't be losing my bike rights I infact will be having to up my game :o

    Yeah, right-o, whatever you say. :wink:

    Giving you the benefit of the doubt mate, the thread should still remain prominent as a warning to others less fortunate. :D
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    The girlfriend has already designs on my house; she has her own but so wants to do up my old style home to modernise it. I smell trips to Ikea soon :)
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  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Bunneh wrote:
    The girlfriend has already designs on my house; she has her own but so wants to do up my old style home to modernise it. I smell trips to Ikea soon :)

    Years ago I used to have to go regularlily to buy stuff for work I found that Tuesday nights around 8pm were best as no other Mother Funsters were there. When I go back tomorrow this will be the target!
    One upside of my recent lifestyle change is I will be getting a Mahoosive shed built in the back garden to accommdate up to 12 bikes, a TV and beer fridge! all those bikes won't clean themselves you know :wink:
    @surroundedbh
  • amun1000
    amun1000 Posts: 242
    The only reason you're getting a shed is because she knows that the kids bikes will have to go somewhere. They're certainly not going to mess up her new IKEA sofa
    When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    Redhog14 wrote:
    Bunneh wrote:
    The girlfriend has already designs on my house; she has her own but so wants to do up my old style home to modernise it. I smell trips to Ikea soon :)

    Years ago I used to have to go regularlily to buy stuff for work I found that Tuesday nights around 8pm were best as no other Mother Funsters were there. When I go back tomorrow this will be the target!
    One upside of my recent lifestyle change is I will be getting a Mahoosive shed built in the back garden to accommdate up to 12 bikes, a TV and beer fridge! all those bikes won't clean themselves you know :wink:

    Haha :) She's happy to let me bike, play Black Ops, whilst she plays the Sims and watches TV. Match made in heaven :)
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.

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