Sex Toys

spen666
spen666 Posts: 17,709
edited September 2011 in Commuting chat
There - that got your attention didn't it!


25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys

So which off this list have you already got?

Some of these are just sooooo wrong





PS Before anyone asks where I got this from, it was a link from a national newspaper website

PPS - less controversial than the death penalty?
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    I just sent that round a few people in the office... Hilarious!
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Love the rubber fisting mitten...

    "why does the "mitten" go all the way up to her shoulder-OH SHIT."

    And the dildo gas mask! WTF?!
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,932
    On that description, I'm guessing NSFW.
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    This is one of those threads where the OP expresses disgust at something in the hope of getting some recommendations..... :lol:
    Faster than a tent.......
  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    Rolf F wrote:
    This is one of those threads where the OP expresses disgust at something in the hope of getting some recommendations..... :lol:

    disgust - no

    recommendations - yes please :wink:
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    rjsterry wrote:
    On that description, I'm guessing NSFW.


    No, no, no! Click away!

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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,932
    Greg66 wrote:
    rjsterry wrote:
    On that description, I'm guessing NSFW.


    No, no, no! Click away!

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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Baby Jesus butt plug - isn't that taking religion a bit far ?
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I've never wanted to click something so much but probably NSFW....

    Handcuffs, Rabbit XL (not used - it is actually massive), liquid silk and anal beads (not used).

    Guess which ones I bought. :x

    Edit: Oh, I thought we were just sharing details of sex toys we actually own not just the ones on the list...
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I've never wanted to click something so much but probably NSFW....

    Handcuffs, Rabbit XL (not used - it is actually massive), liquid silk and anal beads (not used).

    Guess which ones I bought. :x

    Edit: Oh, I thought we were just sharing details of sex toys we actually own not just the ones on the list...

    How did you find the anal beads?
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  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    I've got quite a few of these although I don't use them, I just sell them!!!

    Nothing really surprises me anymore :lol:

    As for a tip on what's good, most ladies seem to love those discreet vibrating bullets.

    For the guys, when you get to 40+ (as I am), it's always worth having a decent c0ck ring in the drawer just in case

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Headhuunter wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I've never wanted to click something so much but probably NSFW....

    Handcuffs, Rabbit XL (not used - it is actually massive), liquid silk and anal beads (I lied).

    Guess which ones I bought. :x

    Edit: Oh, I thought we were just sharing details of sex toys we actually own not just the ones on the list...

    How did you find the anal beads?
    On the fun side of intriguing actually.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Benno68 wrote:
    I've got quite a few of these although I don't use them, I just sell them!!!

    What, like your full time job? Do tell! Are you in the 'industry'?

    You cannot simply leave it there.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,932
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I've never wanted to click something so much but probably NSFW....

    Handcuffs, Rabbit XL (not used - it is actually massive), liquid silk and anal beads (not used).

    Guess which ones I bought. :x

    Edit: Oh, I thought we were just sharing details of sex toys we actually own not just the ones on the list...

    Errr...this?

    67060220Liquid20Silk_LRG.jpg
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    DonDaddyD wrote:

    Are you in the 'industry'?

    You cannot simply leave it there.

    ive got a mate who "hangs out" with Shay Hendrix whos in the business

    if you dont know who she is....google-fu!!
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  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Benno68 wrote:
    I've got quite a few of these although I don't use them, I just sell them!!!

    What, like your full time job? Do tell! Are you in the 'industry'?

    You cannot simply leave it there.

    We have a shop in Cardiff called Passion and a website. We sell clothing, footwear and "toys" but no films or mags etc.

    Pays the bills...
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Benno68 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Benno68 wrote:
    I've got quite a few of these although I don't use them, I just sell them!!!

    What, like your full time job? Do tell! Are you in the 'industry'?

    You cannot simply leave it there.

    We have a shop in Cardiff called Passion and a website. We sell clothing, footwear and "toys" but no films or mags etc.

    Pays the bills...

    We!?

    That is f*cking epic dude!

    You have the best job on this whole damn website. Why no films or mags? How did you get started, how do you propose a business plan to a bank given what you're selling? Why did you choose to start up your business? My head is going to explode.

    Is that as far into the 'Industry' as your business goes. (Of course I'm not asking about the personal stuff, there's Another Website for that).

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    @ Benno - is there a Bike radar discount? :twisted: :wink:
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    mudcow007 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:

    Are you in the 'industry'?

    You cannot simply leave it there.

    ive got a mate who hangs out the back of Shay Hendrix whos in the business

    if you dont know who she is....google-fu!!

    FTFY
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  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    edited September 2011
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Benno68 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Benno68 wrote:
    I've got quite a few of these although I don't use them, I just sell them!!!

    What, like your full time job? Do tell! Are you in the 'industry'?

    You cannot simply leave it there.

    We have a shop in Cardiff called Passion and a website. We sell clothing, footwear and "toys" but no films or mags etc.

    Pays the bills...

    We!?

    That is f*cking epic dude!

    You have the best job on this whole damn website. Why no films or mags? How did you get started, how do you propose a business plan to a bank given what you're selling? Why did you choose to start up your business? My head is going to explode.

    Is that as far into the 'Industry' as your business goes. (Of course I'm not asking about the personal stuff, there's Another Website for that).

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Well, Mrs Benno talked to the bank manager and started the business and once it got busy I started helping out and now work here full time - we started on the web 12 or so years ago and opened the shop 7 years ago.

    We don't sell mags or films as other shops in Cardiff cater for that side of the market.

    I go to trade shows every now and then to check out whats new etc and have met a few "film stars" - but our business is limited to the shop and website.
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  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    spen666 wrote:
    @ Benno - is there a Bike radar discount? :twisted: :wink:

    I'll speak to the boss and see what I can do. :wink:
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  • Applespider
    Applespider Posts: 506
    The space hopper looks interesting :shock:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,223
    Benno68 wrote:
    spen666 wrote:
    @ Benno - is there a Bike radar discount? :twisted: :wink:

    I'll speak to the boss and see what I can do. :wink:
    :D
  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    spen666 wrote:
    @ Benno - is there a Bike radar discount? :twisted: :wink:

    Sorry about the delay with this

    15% off for all my Bikeradar buddies, type in "bikeradar" at the checkout - all lower case.

    Happy shopping folks :wink:
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  • davis
    davis Posts: 2,506
    Epic.
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  • Kieran_Burns
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    I have never wanted to get home to surf so much in my life :lol:
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    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    WTF did I miss?!?!?!
  • davis
    davis Posts: 2,506
    gtvlusso wrote:
    W,T F; did I miss?!?!?!

    FTFY.
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  • hambones
    hambones Posts: 407
    Sooooooooooooooooo tempted to join this thread....

    Must.Resist....... :wink:
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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    hambones wrote:
    Sooooooooooooooooo tempted to join this thread....

    Must.Resist....... :wink:

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