Post of the year contender

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  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    Maybe, let's see how it grows.

    I want to see Post Number Two from this guy...
  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    I got bored.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    i preferred the thread about women talking naughty over in MTB

    has it been deleted?
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    this one http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtop ... t=12803065

    Arrrhhhhh what will we all do?

    Last time I actually had to work during the day and talk to the wife in the evenings :shock:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Aaah verily for the wind it was good, and it was mine which was only fair, verily....

    Quite a few liked that one, about this time last year. Can't find it any more, as in CBA to look (luckily some would say).

    This bloke here who wrote that post at the top; what's he on then? I half-read it twice and still got fed up with it.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,773
    itboffin wrote:
    this one http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtop ... t=12803065

    Arrrhhhhh what will we all do?

    Last time I actually had to work during the day and talk to the wife in the evenings :shock:

    Can't they do this in May or June when my work is busy? You're ITB can't you fix it for them?

    I liked Hambones receptionist thread.
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I liked Hambones receptionist thread.

    Me too there should be more like that
  • jimmypippa
    jimmypippa Posts: 1,712
    The first link from that post
    CLEARLY ADDICTED
    The following is a transcript from a Cyclists Anonymous meeting. Although the names have been changed, the individual stories are harrowingly real.
    CLAIRE
    I'm just a regular commuter. 6.8 miles round-trip. It's a good route. I even catch a nice long cycle lane, nearly half a block. After I'd been doing it for awhile I couldn't help but notice that other commuters were going faster than me. It seemed like they were doing it on purpose. I told one of them "This isn't a race," but she just looked at me funny and increased her pace. It was really ridiculous. So I did the only thing I could do: I went a little faster, just to show her this isn't supposed to be a competitive sport. Every day brought new outrages. After awhile I realised that 'winning' isn't what it's all about. What's important is keeping up appearances.
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  • tptvmbircn
    tptvmbircn Posts: 782
    mudcow007 wrote:
    i preferred the thread about women talking naughty over in MTB

    has it been deleted?

    care to enlighten me? sounds like fun :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,124
    stealthelite1986 wrote:
    mudcow007 wrote:
    i preferred the thread about women talking naughty over in MTB

    has it been deleted?

    care to enlighten me? sounds like fun :D
    Here you go
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  • tptvmbircn
    tptvmbircn Posts: 782
    ah I wondered what that was, just recently didn't have time to plough through it all
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Surely it has too be the shaving thread, pure gold that one
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    itboffin wrote:
    this one http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtop ... t=12803065

    Arrrhhhhh what will we all do?

    Last time I actually had to work during the day and talk to the wife in the evenings :shock:

    Retreat to the Morpeth
  • antikythera
    antikythera Posts: 326
    Surely this one optimises the very essence of what all forums are about?
  • wannabfit
    wannabfit Posts: 15
    I blame Wiggle!!!
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    antikythera wrote:
    Surely this one optimises the very essence of what all forums are about?

    That might be a contender for thread of the year...but not post.
    _
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    antikythera wrote:
    Surely this one optimises the very essence of what all forums are about?

    Oh, I dunno - I think it can be improved upon, it does however epitomise the lunacy that wanders through these fora on occasion :wink:
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    I've noticed the same post in lfgss

    hmmm
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