male manicure

clarkey cat
clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
edited September 2011 in Commuting chat
ever had one?

I'm having one today at lunchtime.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    theres-the-door-now-get-the-fuck-out.jpg
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  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    how very metrosexual.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    good god no, but i have had my back an chest waxed before i went on holiday

    the most horrible feeling in the world, i wouldn't recommend it
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  • chilling
    chilling Posts: 267
    Hmmmm, might have.......

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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    mudcow007 wrote:
    good god no, but i have had my back an chest waxed before i went on holiday

    the most horrible feeling in the world, i wouldn't recommend it

    Did you get your back, sack and crack done too?
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  • TuckerUK
    TuckerUK Posts: 369
    Finger nails, yes of course.

    One of the first things that people notice about you.
    "Coming through..."
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Wrong on every level unless you are talking about cutting your toenails to stop them from going through your socks
  • Roadtart
    Roadtart Posts: 54
    I go as far as shaving my legs.....and WILL NEVER go this far. How WRONG is this?

    In my opinion, VERY WRONG!
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    they look lovely by the way.
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  • El Gordo
    El Gordo Posts: 394
    TuckerUK wrote:
    Finger nails, yes of course.

    One of the first things that people notice about you.

    That's true. I very quickly notice and form an opinion of a man with manicured nails.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,853
    What is it with this forum and male grooming? I shower, I shave, I occasionally have a hair cut. I'm generally clean, in body, but I don't pamper and preen. I think it may be something the younger generation do more of.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Just taking a break from their usual site.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    I'm getting mazzered on Saturday and my missus has ordered me to get one as she
    "doesn't want to put the ring on a scabby digit"
    I wouldn't normally do it.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    clarkey cat wrote:
    I'm getting mazzered on Saturday and my missus has ordered me to get one as she
    "doesn't want to put the ring on a scabby digit"
    I wouldn't normally do it.

    I would explain that clean underwear normally suffices....
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    mudcow007 wrote:
    good god no, but i have had my back an chest waxed before i went on holiday

    the most horrible feeling in the world, i wouldn't recommend it

    Did you get your back, sack and crack done too?

    sweet jesus no, im not that brave.

    the women who was doing all the waxing said afterwards "if you come back again i wont charge you i enjoyed it that much"

    the floor looked like it carpet when i was "done" (the floor was tiled when i walked in)
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    clarkey cat wrote:
    I'm getting mazzered on Saturday and my missus has ordered me to get one as she
    "doesn't want to put the ring on a scabby digit"
    I wouldn't normally do it.
    2 points

    1 - pussy whipped already
    2- but she doesn't mind your scabby digit rooting around in her obvious.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    2 replies:

    1) Perhaps. But I enjoyed it anyway.
    B) I've never called it her 'obvious' but I will use it in the groom's speech. I needed something softer than 'tuppence' but stronger than 'Mary'. Cheers.
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  • PedalPedant
    PedalPedant Posts: 185
    chilling wrote:
    Hmmmm, might have.......

    6172098352_342bb14983.jpg

    Either you have rather odd hands or that's a pedicure :)

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,853
    clarkey cat wrote:
    I'm getting mazzered on Saturday and my missus has ordered me to get one as she
    "doesn't want to put the ring on a scabby digit"
    I wouldn't normally do it.

    I'd guessed it was because of your impending doom. Congratulations by the way, hope you have a good day. Try to find the time to enjoy it. Might sound odd, but hopefully will make sense on the day.
    Also, why have I come back to a thread about male grooming?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Men are no longer men. We are reverting in a one sexuality species.

    I mean, I know I nair, moisturise and use facial wash but that's mostly for hygiene not for vanity.

    Jeez.
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    You loves it Veronese - and thanks for your well wishes.

    We have no worries about finding the time on the day. Only 40 guests see - and no formal evening do. Just going to the pub.
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  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    clarkey cat wrote:
    You loves it Veronese - and thanks for your well wishes.

    We have no worries about finding the time on the day. Only 40 guests see - and no formal evening do. Just going to the pub.

    in Vauxhall?
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    funnily enough we are having a big party on Sunday and had considered going to HorseMeat Disco as an afterparty. My fiance is a bit of a pillhead but I told her 2 days on the trot might be pushing it before Ibiza (honeymoon)
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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    I have been told that long/unkempt nails on men is repulsive to women. So for that reason I do clip them into shape every now and again.
  • chilling
    chilling Posts: 267
    Either you have rather odd hands or that's a pedicure

    You mocking my stubby fingers?
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    bit of a weird thumb but otherwise they dont look too bad
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,853
    Damnit!! I've been found out.
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  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    clarkey cat wrote:
    funnily enough we are having a big party on Sunday and had considered going to HorseMeat Disco as an afterparty. My fiance is a bit of a pillhead but I told her 2 days on the trot might be pushing it before Ibiza (honeymoon)

    Quite possibly. Save the love for Ibiza!
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    Congrats dude!
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Men are no longer men. We are reverting in a one sexuality species.

    I mean, I know I nair, moisturise and use facial wash but that's mostly for hygiene not for vanity.

    Jeez.

    Speak for yourself - I shave every day and have a bath once a month whether I need it or not :roll:

    Oh and congrats, CC - start as you mean to go on :wink:

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