Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Pornstar Double Eaten by Badgers
rapid uphill
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http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger
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The headline pretty much covers it, but we will provide further details for all the newshounds out there.
According to reports, Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf adult film star, was found partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales. Workers from the Ministry of Agriculture were preparing to gas the den when they came across the 3'6" Foster buried deep within the the tunnels of the sett (another name for a network of badger tunnels).
Foster was new to the world of porn but had impressed producers with his uncanny resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. According to as much Google research as we could feasibly do in the office without getting fired, celebrity-lookalike-dwarf-porn is the financial pinnacle of adult dwarf entertainment and Foster was set to strike it rich.
However, the stress may have been too much for Foster, as adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh notes that "Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure 24/7, like everyone in this g**damned business."
We will spare you the inevitable "Master Chef" porn titles that we are all obviously thinking and simply wonder this: in a world where everything has already been done at least once, could this be the first suicide by badger?
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This type of thread is useless without pictures:
Percy Foster:
Gordon Ramsay
The accused:
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Internet gold.0
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Star of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go.
I kid you not.
Unless the whole thing was made up by the original source for the story - the Sunday Sport.0 -
Now that you implied that, I just googled his name.
Strange that the only references to him online seem to be as a result of this story.
Would never imagine the Sport may have made up some 'News'. Surely not?!0 -
The sunday sport doesnt exist anymore it died years ago.
I believe its a true story.0 -
rapid uphill wrote:The sunday sport doesnt exist anymore it died years ago.
I believe its a true story.
reffed to the sport in the first line of the gawker article: http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=1698 Also: http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=17980 -
So it must be true then.0
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haha size of the little crime scene tent
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Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie 'Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go'...
This is all just gold, isn't it?0 -
rapid uphill wrote:The sunday sport doesnt exist anymore it died years ago.
I believe its a true story.
Yes it does, my mate has a copy from last sunday on the dash of his works van. Pics of Helen Flanagan (sp?) in a bikini on the front cover.
If you are joking in someway, I dont get it.0 -
Sorry i was thinking of the daily sport not the sunday sport.0
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According to Wikipedia, both the Daily and Sunday Sports went bust and ceased publication on 1 April 2011, but relaunched on 17 August.0
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rapid uphill wrote:Sorry i was thinking of the daily sport not the sunday sport.
No probs, was just worried I wasnt understanding a joke lol
I have seen the Sunday Sport back out, but not the Daily Sport.0
