Cameron to cut deficit with dodgy ham

cooldad
cooldad Posts: 32,599
edited September 2011 in The Crudcatcher
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/heal ... 109154306/
A Downing Street spokesman added: "Weird smelling ham and suspicious prawns will mean quieter roads, shorter queues and a significant reduction in the stress caused by having to be near other humans. Also, if you have fewer people you don't need as many fire engines.
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    He's clearly tackling the biggest problems facing Britain at the moment! :lol:

    The Daily Mash is brilliant though
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