Butter

joelsim
joelsim Posts: 7,552
edited September 2011 in Commuting chat
Has anyone got some? Having just tried on my first ever pair of winter tights, I think I'm going to need to spread myself liberally all over this winter in order to get into them. Not to mention the compression on my meat and two veg!

Blimey!

And they were size Large!

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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Are they Italian?
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Joelsim wrote:
    Has anyone got some? !

    From the sounds of it you've already had plenty :wink:
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Most blatant "I've got huge cojones" post ever.
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  • danlikesbikes
    danlikesbikes Posts: 3,898
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    Are they Italian?

    Sure it would be olive oil if they were :D
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  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    If you'd seen my cojones when I put them on, you would have thought I was a girl they were so tight!

    They are Gore Vista SO. They felt comfortable once on and a good length but blimey I've never worn anything like that before.
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    They felt comfortable once on and a good length but blimey I've never worn anything like that before.

    yea yea
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    At weekends they call me Jolene....
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  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Tuesdays actually. On Saturdays I'm Joelle.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    Joelsim wrote:
    If you'd seen my cojones when I put them on, you would have thought I was a girl they were so tight!

    did it make you look like this?

    r9035x.jpg
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  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    No
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    or more like....


    Leggings_Mens_Latex_Pants_Back.jpg


    im stopping now im freaking my self out
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  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Yes. But in black and not quite so shiny.

    Not a good look. Anyway I may appeal to lesbians.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Joelsim wrote:
    Yes. But in black and not quite so shiny.

    Not a good look. Anyway I may appeal to lesbians.


    What the HELL is wrong with that????????? :shock: :wink:
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  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Actually I sit next to a lesbian at work and she doesn't find me attractive. I'm sure she'll laugh heartily the first time she sees me in my new tights looking like a cross between Wonderwoman and Jo Brand.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    Yes. But in black and not quite so shiny.

    Not a good look. Anyway I may appeal to lesbians.


    What the HELL is wrong with that????????? :shock: :wink:

    because i have never seen one lesbian who was a looker, they are always 4ft 6 an built like jeff capes

    i remember going to see "The Gossip" live in Liverpool an the audience was full of todger dodgers an there wasn't a looker in the bunch
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    heh @ todger dodger
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  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Erm Lindsay Lohan?

    I've also seen a few movies where they've all been pretty tasty...
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    Joelsim wrote:
    Erm Lindsay Lohan?

    I've also seen a few movies where they've all been pretty tasty...

    Not sure if gay for pay counts
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  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    mudcow007 wrote:
    or more like....


    Leggings_Mens_Latex_Pants_Back.jpg

    Fook me, there's even quick friday night alleyway access in those pants. Perfect for up the council. :shock:

    I'm outta here.....
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  • pablotheintrepid
    pablotheintrepid Posts: 35
    Q - Whats the male equivalent of a todger dodger ?
    A - A vagina decliner !

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