Please let this be a hoax...

finchy

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/trave ... rbour.html

This has got to be about the most stupid thing I have ever heard.

cornerblock

Well if it isn't a hoax there is only one way to deal with the stupid man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

Crapaud

I suspect it's either made up or exaggerated - no one could be that much of a dickhead, could they?

Some of the comments are funny, though.

ddraver

Cod rest my sole what an utter pratt, when I first caught this fishy tail I thought my herring must be going. It's made me really crabby. I want him to go to halibut* I'd settle for a good battering. What a massive chip he must have on his shoulder, i hope he's finished (fin-ished?).

Livlihoods are at steak because of the line this guy has taken, I can't believe he could get so hooked up on it. Today's headlines will be tomorrow's chip wrappings.

Hello, is this thing on?

*ok, that was pretty tenuous

CrackFox

"People go on holiday and this is what they have to put up with - fish p*ss, all day, every day, since the beginning of time no less. Its a scandal, I'm appalled. "

tlw1

ddraver wrote:

Cod rest my sole what an utter pratt, when I first caught this fishy tail I thought my herring must be going. It's made me really crabby. I want him to go to halibut* I'd settle for a good battering. What a massive chip he must have on his shoulder, i hope he's finished (fin-ished?).

Livlihoods are at steak because of the line this guy has taken, I can't believe he could get so hooked up on it. Today's headlines will be tomorrow's chip wrappings.

Hello, is this thing on?

*ok, that was pretty tenuous

Cod get batter than that

LangerDan

ddraver wrote:

Cod rest my sole what an utter pratt, when I first caught this fishy tail I thought my herring must be going. It's made me really crabby. I want him to go to halibut* I'd settle for a good battering. What a massive chip he must have on his shoulder, i hope he's finished (fin-ished?).

Livlihoods are at steak because of the line this guy has taken, I can't believe he could get so hooked up on it. Today's headlines will be tomorrow's chip wrappings.

Hello, is this thing on?

*ok, that was pretty tenuous

Trying to read that has given me a blinding haddock.

Frank the tank

The bloke must be a w@nker of the highest order,and I actually pitty his kids.

Herbie The Dog

Of all the things in Ilfracombe he could have complained about he moans about fish?

Although he sounds a dab hand at complaining.

deptfordmarmoset

Mr Copp needs to be firmly put in his plaice.

Redhog14

I blame Wiggle.

MountainMonster

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I bet if he ever has to go to the emergency room, he would complain if someone came by splurting blood, and lodge a complaint with newspapers.

He just wants his half a page of fame!

Graculus

This piece of cod passeth all understanding.

bagpusscp

The net works are always trawling for a story.He must be basking in coverage.Lack of current affish news.

Keith1983

Complete and utter tool. I may add him on a well known social network site if he is on it so I can abuse him in person.

ddraver

bagpusscp wrote:

.Lack of current affish news.

Terrible!

pedylan

A complete netwit.

CiB

Stuff him. In the same paper is this story - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... f-sex.html

Can't help but think the judge was looking after his own interests when came up with his verdict. Good for him.

-spider-

CiB wrote:

Stuff him. In the same paper is this story - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... f-sex.html

Can't help but think the judge was looking after his own interests when came up with his verdict. Good for him.

Did he complain about the smell of fish too?

ddraver

CiB wrote:

Stuff him. In the same paper is this story - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... f-sex.html

Can't help but think the judge was looking after his own interests when came up with his verdict. Good for him.

I might have to wait until I get hoem to try a Pun Run on that one....

Feltup

You have to wonder if it is a clever bit of viral marketing by Ilfracombe? I don't know it all smells a bit fishy to me.

bagpusscp

Pussies always smell of fish......cos they eat a lot of it.

Anonymous

His complaining serves no porpoise. I did hear the local rag paid him a few squid for the story though.

Sorry.

DavidJB

This story really leaves a salty taste in my mouth. I pray to cod its a hoax.

Anonymous

The whiting is on the wall for Ilfracombe. Mind you I had a whale of a time there with a small dab of disspoinment as the town has no sole.

Crapaud

I don't think he got anywhere with his complaint - eel just have to lighten up.