CAKE!

Kitty

Chocolate cake laced with JD, chocolate icing with JD fudge and caramel grated on top, and left over fudge around the edges.

Tim.s

:shock:

Hope hes still alive after that.

Anonymous

I was wondering where you'd got to, Kitty.
Some female presence is needed urgently here - some of the lesser members are becoming all girly and incomprehensible.

Oh, awesome looking cake
I like fudge

foxc_uk

Holy mother of god. Think I just had an attack of diabeetus just looking at that!
Good effort

Raymondavalon

Kitty, that's why you've been so scarce, you've got a man and are getting some at long last

But.. the truth is you miss us and want to return to your former life of stalking and lurking on Forums that focus on events and sports you're not remotely interested in!

So, as not to offend MissBint and Foxc who are both manless, you are going to poison the new man with that monstrosity you've laced with JD and topped with what looks like the innards of one hundred squashed caterpillars.

That way you can resort back to perving over the Crudite members without offending the ladies of the Crudcatcher

montevideoguy

Almost qualifies as a "doomcake". I am impressed.

Stevo_666

You're only fat once (as they say)

Kitty

Raymondavalon wrote:

Kitty, that's why you've been so scarce, you've got a man and are getting some at long last

But.. the truth is you miss us and want to return to your former life of stalking and lurking on Forums that focus on events and sports you're not remotely interested in!

So, as not to offend MissBint and Foxc who are both manless, you are going to poison the new man with that monstrosity you've laced with JD and topped with what looks like the innards of one hundred squashed caterpillars.

That way you can resort back to perving over the Crudite members without offending the ladies of the Crudcatcher

Ah you know me well! Yes the man keeps me busy, but as already mentioned I was completing my last internship placement and getting a job, whilst still doing my part time job = 40-50+ hour a week working, so not much time to stalk forumites.

Fully-sprung

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I was wondering where you'd got to, Kitty.
Some female presence is needed urgently here - some of the lesser members are becoming all girly and incomprehensible.

Oh, awesome looking cake
I like fudge

Yes, Jay12 is pregnant now.

MountainMonster

Share cake with me. I'll be nice, and useful for once if you do.

jay12

Fully-sprung wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I was wondering where you'd got to, Kitty.
Some female presence is needed urgently here - some of the lesser members are becoming all girly and incomprehensible.

Oh, awesome looking cake
I like fudge

Yes, Jay12 is pregnant now.

who the fark are you?

Anonymous

So you had your cake, but did you eat it?

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I like fudge

Finger of?

Stevo_666

deadkenny wrote:

So you had your cake, but did you eat it?

Seems it was for her boyfriend. We at least know from this thread she likes fat blokes, so some of the cruddites are still in with a chance :P

allen.coulson

Is that three pieces of ham at the apex of your superb cake?

IcarusGreen

Stevo 666 wrote:

deadkenny wrote:

So you had your cake, but did you eat it?

Seems it was for her boyfriend. We at least know from this thread she likes fat blokes, so some of the cruddites are still in with a chance :P

Imagine having a girlfriend that has a (pretend) interest in mountain biking and doesn't whinge when you go off to spend the day getting mucky and tops it all off by baking a big fat boy cake for you when you get home instead of a wife that complains that you won't go shopping and about how mucky you are and makes you use the hosepipe on yourself in the back garden.

Stevo_666

IcarusGreen wrote:

Imagine having a girlfriend that has a (pretend) interest in mountain biking and doesn't whinge when you go off to spend the day getting mucky and tops it all off by baking a big fat boy cake for you when you get home instead of a wife that complains that you won't go shopping and about how mucky you are and makes you use the hosepipe on yourself in the back garden.

Dream on...the second bit sounds a bit familiar (apart from the hose pipe bit :shock: )

cooldad

IcarusGreen wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

deadkenny wrote:

So you had your cake, but did you eat it?

Seems it was for her boyfriend. We at least know from this thread she likes fat blokes, so some of the cruddites are still in with a chance :P

Imagine having a girlfriend.

Stevo_666

cooldad wrote:

IcarusGreen wrote:

[Imagine having a girlfriend.

No wonder the CC's gone a bit quiet.