Getaway canoe

MichaelW
MichaelW Posts: 2,164
edited September 2011 in The bottom bracket
A new, environmentally sound method for thieving scum to commute to work.
From the Eastern Daily Press.

aquatic puns accepted here...

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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    If they're caught I hope the judge rows the book at them.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,695
    johnfinch wrote:
    If they're caught I hope the judge rows the book at them.

    Terrible effort Jonathont!!

    Personally I canoet believe they got away with it!!
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    They were just looking for a property to burgle, and said "this pad'll do"
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Look it's Norfolk ok, it's well known the pace of life is slower round here. The horse and cart was probably unavailable.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,695
    bompington wrote:
    They were just looking for a property to burgle, and said "this pad'll do"

    Well played sir!! :lol:
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    If caught they may well be up shi7 creek without a paddle?
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • MichaelW
    MichaelW Posts: 2,164
    What did this grouer thieving pikes think they would do with their eel-gotten gains.
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    I wonder if Hawaii Five-O will be called in as a special investigation unit?
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,695
    Bompington still in front I think...
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    If I'd have caught them, they'd be sleeping with the fishes.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    ddraver wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    If they're caught I hope the judge rows the book at them.

    Terrible effort Jonathont!!

    Personally I canoet believe they got away with it!!

    Yours is worse. In fact, I'd say you oar us an apology.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,695
    johnfinch wrote:
    ddraver wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    If they're caught I hope the judge rows the book at them.

    Terrible effort Jonathont!!

    Personally I canoet believe they got away with it!!

    Yours is worse. In fact, I'd say you oar us an apology.

    Ha! You are redeemed!! :lol:

    We should send this to the Bugle...
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    They should get a stern sentence and their names splashed over the news.
    @surroundedbh
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    They had a lot of balls for a coxless pair.
  • Alain Quay
    Alain Quay Posts: 534
    Water load of rubbish, I canoe lee think these sons of oars
    are soon up s&it creek without a :roll:

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