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edited August 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Well a great day back to work then life returned to normal when I realised how censored my job is.. as it started a gd day I rode on the goose (jus cleaned spesh) and on the way home my near new sram chain snapped and I've got a riiiight limp for the rest of the week >_<

Not too far from the masonic lbs so I walk-rolled there.. looking at me like a lost goat thru the locked doors - so halfords was downhill ;) hobbled in there had a grumble at the sram prices and bought clarks 14 beer token jobby.. anyone tried these? Guy was kind enough to split it 'gratis' and I aquired a rag :) felt bad I couldn't mop my blood off the floor as it had dried

oddly again halfords saved bacon please feel free to bash but I've only my personal experience that said I wouldn't like to think what they would've charged for a 30second job I've been tricked into that when I couldn't figure how to get into a headlamp without a hammer.. was push not pull...
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  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
  • MontevideoguyMontevideoguy Posts: 2,336
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  • what?

    THIS!
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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    Mixture of booze and crack I think.
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  • DF33DF33 Posts: 732
    Looks like a radar rape to me
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  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Summary...bummed a goose on the way to work, snaped the little bit of skin that holds forskin on, hence limp. Did a funny handshake, bought some shoes, bought sanitry towel for bleeding, awaiting men in white coats....

    I am on the ball ?
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  • MontevideoguyMontevideoguy Posts: 2,336
    There is genius somewhere in that post. I just don't know where...
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  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Summary...bummed a goose on the way to work, snaped the little bit of skin that holds forskin on, hence limp. Did a funny handshake, bought some shoes, bought sanitry towel for bleeding, awaiting men in white coats....

    I am on the ball ?

    i'll be on your ball in a minute.
  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Try and get the two of them in this time you flirt.....
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  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Try and get the two of them in this time you flirt.....

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • bushubushu Posts: 711
    edited August 2011
    oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more than 1 liners :lol:

    nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked

    sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho :)
  • MontevideoguyMontevideoguy Posts: 2,336
    bushu wrote:
    oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more that 1 liners :lol:

    nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked :lol:

    sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho :)

    I can read 2 and 3 liners but only when they make some sort of sense :wink:

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  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
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  • bushu wrote:
    oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more that 1 liners :lol:

    nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked :lol:

    sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho :)

    I can read 2 and 3 liners but only when they make some sort of sense :wink:

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    Erm - video is just wrong!
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  • MontevideoguyMontevideoguy Posts: 2,336
    bushu wrote:
    oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more that 1 liners :lol:

    nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked :lol:

    sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho :)

    I can read 2 and 3 liners but only when they make some sort of sense :wink:

    2w6t1rl.gif

    Erm - video is just wrong!

    Only because you got a semi
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  • bushubushu Posts: 711
    SPOTD (Sh¡ttest Post Of The Day)
    :lol: i vote me too, that would cheer me up do i get a trophy?
  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    bushu wrote:
    oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more than 1 liners :lol:

    nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked

    sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho :)

    What you smoking ???? a sandwich van with hands !! ??? your on planet cuckoo..
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  • bushubushu Posts: 711
    :lol: hook line & sinker i nearly honoured that with a reply.

    i think we've established I'm a random [email protected] but the twatty animatons are more of an indication of the poster who has such censored ;)
  • MontevideoguyMontevideoguy Posts: 2,336
    bushu wrote:
    SPOTD (Sh¡ttest Post Of The Day)
    :lol: i vote me too, that would cheer me up do i get a trophy?

    You get a lime, some string, and an evening with Mr Sheep
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  • foxc_ukfoxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    bushu wrote:
    Well a great day back to work then life returned to normal when I realised how censored my job is.. as it started a gd day I rode on the goose (jus cleaned spesh) and on the way home my near new sram chain snapped and I've got a riiiight limp for the rest of the week >_<

    Not too far from the masonic lbs so I walk-rolled there.. looking at me like a lost goat thru the locked doors - so halfords was downhill ;) hobbled in there had a grumble at the sram prices and bought clarks 14 beer token jobby.. anyone tried these? Guy was kind enough to split it 'gratis' and I aquired a rag :) felt bad I couldn't mop my blood off the floor as it had dried

    oddly again halfords saved bacon please feel free to bash but I've only my personal experience that said I wouldn't like to think what they would've charged for a 30second job I've been tricked into that when I couldn't figure how to get into a headlamp without a hammer.. was push not pull...
    [/whinge]

    +5 for general mashing of English language due to no punctuation. Would it kill you to use a comma?
    +6 for TLDR
    +3 for thinking anyone might understand what the beggary you're on about.
    +1 for lack of capitals and shortening words unnecessarily

    TOTAL POINTS: 15
  • MontevideoguyMontevideoguy Posts: 2,336
    foxc_uk wrote:
    bushu wrote:
    Well a great day back to work then life returned to normal when I realised how censored my job is.. as it started a gd day I rode on the goose (jus cleaned spesh) and on the way home my near new sram chain snapped and I've got a riiiight limp for the rest of the week >_<

    Not too far from the masonic lbs so I walk-rolled there.. looking at me like a lost goat thru the locked doors - so halfords was downhill ;) hobbled in there had a grumble at the sram prices and bought clarks 14 beer token jobby.. anyone tried these? Guy was kind enough to split it 'gratis' and I aquired a rag :) felt bad I couldn't mop my blood off the floor as it had dried

    oddly again halfords saved bacon please feel free to bash but I've only my personal experience that said I wouldn't like to think what they would've charged for a 30second job I've been tricked into that when I couldn't figure how to get into a headlamp without a hammer.. was push not pull...
    [/whinge]

    +5 for general mashing of English language due to no punctuation. Would it kill you to use a comma?
    +6 for TLDR
    +3 for thinking anyone might understand what the beggary you're on about.
    +1 for lack of capitals and shortening words unnecessarily

    TOTAL POINTS: 15

    My first response covers all of those bases.
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  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    bushu wrote:
    :lol: hook line & sinker i nearly honoured that with a reply.

    i think we've established I'm a random [email protected] but the twatty animatons are more of an indication of the poster who has such censored ;)

    two
    your

    bridge
    of

    short
    bolts
    a
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  • MontevideoguyMontevideoguy Posts: 2,336
    bushu wrote:
    :lol: hook line & sinker i nearly honoured that with a reply.

    i think we've established I'm a random [email protected] but the twatty animatons are more of an indication of the poster who has such censored ;)

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  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    bushu wrote:
    SPOTD (Sh¡ttest Post Of The Day)
    :lol: i vote me too, that would cheer me up do i get a trophy?

    No, you get a portrait:

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  • bushubushu Posts: 711
    oooh i get the panda tho but why you have access to such lame kiddy type viral animations

    hey hey Raymondavalon I've a beard.. :)

    EDIT- more randomness
    all this because i didn't take my first ever sickie to go buy my On-one, karma my censored ..
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    bushu wrote:
    oooh i get the panda tho but why you have access to such lame kiddy type viral animations

    hey hey Raymondavalon I've a beard.. :)

    You let the brazilian grow out?
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  • MontevideoguyMontevideoguy Posts: 2,336
    bushu wrote:
    oooh i get the panda tho but why you have access to such lame kiddy type viral animations

    hey hey Raymondavalon I've a beard.. :)

    EDIT- more randomness
    all this because i didn't take my first ever sickie to go buy my On-one, karma my ars*..

    Seriously?

    People, we have a live one

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  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
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  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    i love when forumites go full retard.
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    Most don't need to go
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