tues yay oh aaahhh shat shot shoot shizot roll on friday

bushu

Well a great day back to work then life returned to normal when I realised how crap my job is.. as it started a gd day I rode on the goose (jus cleaned spesh) and on the way home my near new sram chain snapped and I've got a riiiight limp for the rest of the week >_<

Not too far from the masonic lbs so I walk-rolled there.. looking at me like a lost goat thru the locked doors - so halfords was downhill hobbled in there had a grumble at the sram prices and bought clarks 14 beer token jobby.. anyone tried these? Guy was kind enough to split it 'gratis' and I aquired a rag felt bad I couldn't mop my blood off the floor as it had dried

oddly again halfords saved bacon please feel free to bash but I've only my personal experience that said I wouldn't like to think what they would've charged for a 30second job I've been tricked into that when I couldn't figure how to get into a headlamp without a hammer.. was push not pull...
[/whinge]

sheepsteeth

what?

montevideoguy

IcarusGreen

sheepsteeth wrote:

what?

THIS!

cooldad

Mixture of booze and crack I think.

DF33

Looks like a radar rape to me

Pudseyp

Summary...bummed a goose on the way to work, snaped the little bit of skin that holds forskin on, hence limp. Did a funny handshake, bought some shoes, bought sanitry towel for bleeding, awaiting men in white coats....

I am on the ball ?

montevideoguy

There is genius somewhere in that post. I just don't know where...

sheepsteeth

Pudseyp wrote:

Summary...bummed a goose on the way to work, snaped the little bit of skin that holds forskin on, hence limp. Did a funny handshake, bought some shoes, bought sanitry towel for bleeding, awaiting men in white coats....

I am on the ball ?

i'll be on your ball in a minute.

Pudseyp

Try and get the two of them in this time you flirt.....

sheepsteeth

Pudseyp wrote:

Try and get the two of them in this time you flirt.....

bushu

oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more than 1 liners

nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked

sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho

montevideoguy

bushu wrote:

oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more that 1 liners

nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked

sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho

I can read 2 and 3 liners but only when they make some sort of sense

Raymondavalon

SPOTD (Sh¡ttest Post Of The Day)

IcarusGreen

Montevideoguy wrote:

bushu wrote:

oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more that 1 liners

nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked

sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho

I can read 2 and 3 liners but only when they make some sort of sense

Erm - video is just wrong!

montevideoguy

IcarusGreen wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

bushu wrote:

oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more that 1 liners

nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked

sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho

I can read 2 and 3 liners but only when they make some sort of sense

Erm - video is just wrong!

Only because you got a semi

bushu

Raymondavalon wrote:

SPOTD (Sh¡ttest Post Of The Day)

i vote me too, that would cheer me up do i get a trophy?

Pudseyp

bushu wrote:

oh yeh i forget cruds cant read more than 1 liners

nevermind i just had a rant as it started such a good week and stopped as soon as the sandwich van knocked

sorry for randomness but i know most wont have read it anywho

What you smoking ???? a sandwich van with hands !! ??? your on planet cuckoo..

bushu

hook line & sinker i nearly honoured that with a reply.

i think we've established I'm a random tw@ but the twatty animatons are more of an indication of the poster who has such crap

montevideoguy

bushu wrote:

Raymondavalon wrote:

SPOTD (Sh¡ttest Post Of The Day)

i vote me too, that would cheer me up do i get a trophy?

You get a lime, some string, and an evening with Mr Sheep

foxc_uk

bushu wrote:

Well a great day back to work then life returned to normal when I realised how crap my job is.. as it started a gd day I rode on the goose (jus cleaned spesh) and on the way home my near new sram chain snapped and I've got a riiiight limp for the rest of the week >_<

Not too far from the masonic lbs so I walk-rolled there.. looking at me like a lost goat thru the locked doors - so halfords was downhill hobbled in there had a grumble at the sram prices and bought clarks 14 beer token jobby.. anyone tried these? Guy was kind enough to split it 'gratis' and I aquired a rag felt bad I couldn't mop my blood off the floor as it had dried

oddly again halfords saved bacon please feel free to bash but I've only my personal experience that said I wouldn't like to think what they would've charged for a 30second job I've been tricked into that when I couldn't figure how to get into a headlamp without a hammer.. was push not pull...
[/whinge]

+5 for general mashing of English language due to no punctuation. Would it kill you to use a comma?
+6 for TLDR
+3 for thinking anyone might understand what the beggary you're on about.
+1 for lack of capitals and shortening words unnecessarily

TOTAL POINTS: 15

montevideoguy

foxc_uk wrote:

bushu wrote:

Well a great day back to work then life returned to normal when I realised how crap my job is.. as it started a gd day I rode on the goose (jus cleaned spesh) and on the way home my near new sram chain snapped and I've got a riiiight limp for the rest of the week >_<

Not too far from the masonic lbs so I walk-rolled there.. looking at me like a lost goat thru the locked doors - so halfords was downhill hobbled in there had a grumble at the sram prices and bought clarks 14 beer token jobby.. anyone tried these? Guy was kind enough to split it 'gratis' and I aquired a rag felt bad I couldn't mop my blood off the floor as it had dried

oddly again halfords saved bacon please feel free to bash but I've only my personal experience that said I wouldn't like to think what they would've charged for a 30second job I've been tricked into that when I couldn't figure how to get into a headlamp without a hammer.. was push not pull...
[/whinge]

+5 for general mashing of English language due to no punctuation. Would it kill you to use a comma?
+6 for TLDR
+3 for thinking anyone might understand what the beggary you're on about.
+1 for lack of capitals and shortening words unnecessarily

TOTAL POINTS: 15

My first response covers all of those bases.

Pudseyp

bushu wrote:

hook line & sinker i nearly honoured that with a reply.

i think we've established I'm a random tw@ but the twatty animatons are more of an indication of the poster who has such crap

two
your

bridge
of

short
bolts
a

montevideoguy

bushu wrote:

hook line & sinker i nearly honoured that with a reply.

i think we've established I'm a random tw@ but the twatty animatons are more of an indication of the poster who has such crap

Raymondavalon

bushu wrote:

Raymondavalon wrote:

SPOTD (Sh¡ttest Post Of The Day)

i vote me too, that would cheer me up do i get a trophy?

No, you get a portrait:

bushu

oooh i get the panda tho but why you have access to such lame kiddy type viral animations

hey hey Raymondavalon I've a beard..

EDIT- more randomness
all this because i didn't take my first ever sickie to go buy my On-one, karma my arse..

cooldad

bushu wrote:

oooh i get the panda tho but why you have access to such lame kiddy type viral animations

hey hey Raymondavalon I've a beard..

You let the brazilian grow out?

montevideoguy

bushu wrote:

oooh i get the panda tho but why you have access to such lame kiddy type viral animations

hey hey Raymondavalon I've a beard..

EDIT- more randomness
all this because i didn't take my first ever sickie to go buy my On-one, karma my ars*..

Seriously?

People, we have a live one

Pudseyp

sheepsteeth

i love when forumites go full retard.

cooldad

Most don't need to go