'theirs life jim but not as we know it...

yenrod
yenrod Posts: 135
edited September 2011 in The bottom bracket
"Create a society that values material things above all else.

Strip it of industry.

Raise taxes for the poor and reduce them for the rich and

for corporations.

Prop up failed financial institutions with public money.

Ask for more tax, while vastly reducing public services.

Put adverts everywhere, regardless of people's ability to afford the

things they advertise.

Allow the cost of food and housing to eclipse people's ability to pay for them.

Light blue touch paper."

- Andrew Maxwell: Irish Comedian
[;)] 'tuono nel mio cuore...[:)]

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  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    whose life?
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 3,954
    Where's the punch line?
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    verylonglegs wrote:
    Where's the punch line?

    Over their.
  • Mr_Cellophane
    Mr_Cellophane Posts: 690
    Perhaps the Irish ought to do something about it then.

    Should No 4 read
    Prop up failed financial institutions with other countries money.
  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    jim453 wrote:
    verylonglegs wrote:
    Where's the punch line?

    Over their.

    :lol:
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  • Pseudonym
    Pseudonym Posts: 1,032
    it's grammar Jim, but not as we know it......
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    their all weighing in now...
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    It's Grammatical correctness gone mad, I tell you!
    @surroundedbh
  • bearfraser
    bearfraser Posts: 435
    Never mind , come the Revolution we will all ride black bikes :?:
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Not much of a commedian is he !!
    Utter horse sh1t
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,907
    MattC59 wrote:
    Utter horse sh1t
    Just did, but the parents weren't impressed.
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  • 15peter20
    15peter20 Posts: 293
    MattC59 wrote:
    Not much of a commedian is he !!
    Utter horse sh1t
    it's not supposed to be funny. What's a 'commedian' anyway?
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    15peter20 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    Not much of a commedian is he !!
    Utter horse sh1t
    it's not supposed to be funny. What's a 'commedian' anyway?
    eeerm............ well done !! Funny or not, it's still horse sh*t, and comediam is a typo......... eerm, just like that one :D
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • 15peter20
    15peter20 Posts: 293
    MattC59 wrote:
    15peter20 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    Not much of a commedian is he !!
    Utter horse sh1t
    it's not supposed to be funny. What's a 'commedian' anyway?
    eeerm............ well done !! Funny or not, it's still horse sh*t, and comediam is a typo......... eerm, just like that one :D
    do you often confuse horse sh1t and clear fact?
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    Cut the spending on education so that nobody knows the difference between "theirs" and "there's".
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    15peter20 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    15peter20 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    Not much of a commedian is he !!
    Utter horse sh1t
    it's not supposed to be funny. What's a 'commedian' anyway?
    eeerm............ well done !! Funny or not, it's still horse sh*t, and comediam is a typo......... eerm, just like that one :D
    do you often confuse horse sh1t and clear fact?
    Context and reason is required to make facts worth anything.
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I still think "Donut" looks better than "Doughnut".

    Grammatically challenging English language and all of it's whims.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    I think its grammatically challenged English language you need too worry about
  • beverick
    beverick Posts: 3,461
    bompington wrote:
    I think its grammatically challenged English language you need too worry about

    A subtle mix of both poor grammar and incorrect punctuation.

    Now there's irony.

    Bob
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    beverick wrote:
    bompington wrote:
    I think its grammatically challenged English language you need too worry about

    A subtle mix of both poor grammar and incorrect punctuation.

    Now there's irony.

    Bob
    I was indeed using irony, I'm glad you noticed.
    An irony look is a lower tech version of a steely gaze isn't it?

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