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FocusZing
FocusZing Posts: 4,373
edited December 2011 in The Crudcatcher
I'm glad I don't have tits, it would make sleeping most tiresome.
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    FocusZing wrote:
    I'm glad I don't have tits, it would make sleeping most tiresome.

    Thank goodness you don't have a block and tackle either, it would mean that you'd have to stand up when taking a pee and could result in pan if you were to catch the top bar on your bike.
    Plus you'd also suffer a woodie when attending a Crudcatcher meeting
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  • t0pc4t
    t0pc4t Posts: 947
    who cares about sleeping, obviously one would while away the evenings playing with one's very own funbags
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  • allen.coulson
    allen.coulson Posts: 424
    I'm glad I don't have a brain.
  • UncleFred
    UncleFred Posts: 227
    FocusZing wrote:
    I'm glad I don't have tits, I wouldn't leave the house.

    FTFY
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Spike Milligan quote I read years ago and have never been able to get out of my head, on having to wear a life jacket sailing off to war - "Now I know how a woman with 44" breasts feels like sleeping face down on her back"
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    St Ives, unspoiled seaside town. I can understand the creativity it bestows.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Choosing a correct tent size, is a predicament which vexes thus.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Can we go back to tits please?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I bet he wears a kaftan
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can we go back to tits please?
    Here you go
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can we go back to tits please?
    Here you go

    I'm guessing this is either a link to garden birds or a fully-sprung post. I mean tits, boobs, bangers, norks, jugs, bazookas, breasticles, tattybojangles, breasts, bosoms, telly savalas and yuul bruner fighting in a sack, topbollocks, funbags, airbags, etc etc
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Gazlar wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can we go back to tits please?
    Here you go

    I'm guessing this is either a link to garden birds or a fully-sprung post. I mean tits, boobs, bangers, norks, jugs, bazookas, breasticles, tattybojangles, breasts, bosoms, telly savalas and yuul bruner fighting in a sack, topbollocks, funbags, airbags, etc etc
    Don't worry, its safe to click on it - you were right second guess :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    So how's that safe? It'll make me want to throw heavy things at my computer or throw my iPhone in a canal
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    FocusZing wrote:
    I'm glad I don't have tits, it would make sleeping most tiresome.

    I glad you don't have a willy, I would miss your posts.....
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Gazlar wrote:
    norks

    One of my favourite words. Until they turn into slate layers nailbags.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Gizmokev
    Gizmokev Posts: 146
    spongtastic wrote:
    slate layers nailbags.

    What a great description of elderly norks
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Boobies :)
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can we go back to tits please?
    http://www.deadkenny.co.uk/images/nicetits.jpg
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Solar Panels (PV cells). No moving parts, they just sit there projucing energy. It's wonderfull.
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    why can't i lick my elbow, i really want to!!
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    FocusZing wrote:
    Solar Panels (PV cells). No moving parts, they just sit there projucing energy. It's wonderfull.
    My gut. Just sits there producing energy and strange noises. It's more wonderful. And cuddly.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    I feel quite mopey and sad when the weather is bad.
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    There are times when you're reading that the will to live gets up and walks out ..... mines heading towards the door right now.
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can we go back to tits please?

    FocusZing
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can we go back to tits please?

    FocusZing

    Am I comparable to Pert voluptuous happy tits; or saggy droopy one's, around by the ankles?
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    FocusZing wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can we go back to tits please?

    FocusZing

    Am I comparable to Pert voluptuous happy tits; or saggy droopy one's, around by the ankles?

    MOOBS
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Richie63 wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can we go back to tits please?

    FocusZing

    Am I comparable to Pert voluptuous happy tits; or saggy droopy one's, around by the ankles?

    MOOBS

    Oh, oh I see.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Rohloff 14 speed hubs; expensive but a great design. Really like the idea of even spacing, range and reliability.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    How the feck can countries (civil servants/governments) run up so much ffing debt? It's complete bonkering madness I tell thee.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Just eaten four large triple choc Mars bars and a large packet of Wine gums, one feels rather wobbly and a tad bloated.

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