Friday Thread: Your best "Sweating Like a ..." quo

dhope

On it like a tramp on chips

NGale

'all over it like a dirty rash'

fenboy369

Sweating like Gary Glitter in a school yard....

clarkey cat

sweating like a polar bear on a caribbean cruise

Anonymous

Sweating like a school boy camping in Alaska.

Wallace1492

....like Frank Bough in stockings...

....like Michael Hutchence in a hotel room

....like a Banker at a taxpayers convention

..... like the Pope at Ibrox

Clever Pun

NGale wrote:

dcurzon wrote:

' ... like a rapist in the dock'

current favourite of a Probation Officer friend of mine is '...like a Pedo in a playground'

he works in the public protection unit in a local prison....in other words, with sex offenders :shock:

....like Sydney Cook in a playground

gets a fair use..

bails87

On a related note, an eastern european guy my missus used to work with once said something along the lines of "If Dave keeps talking to me like that I'll smash his back doors in".

She had to explain to him what it actually meant

MonkeyMonster

bails87 wrote:

On a related note, an eastern european guy my missus used to work with once said something along the lines of "If Dave keeps talking to me like that I'll smash his back doors in".

She had to explain to him what it actually meant

he had more than one?! :shock:

Jason82

Like a whore in a male prison

Wallace1492

RichardSwt wrote:

Sweating like a school boy camping in Alaska.

Not sure I get this one.... perhaps you mean Spitzbergen?

jamesco

dhope wrote:

On it like a tramp on chips

On it like a seagull on a chip. [Phil Kearns]

Not worth a tin of goat-sh1t.

Useless as t1ts on a bull.

Anonymous

Wallace1492 wrote:

RichardSwt wrote:

Sweating like a school boy camping in Alaska.

Not sure I get this one.... perhaps you mean Spitzbergen?

Yes, not only was that joke in poor taste, it turn out it was also inaccurate. :oops:

Wallace1492

..... like a Priest in a nursery....

..... like a passenger in Mike Smith's helicopter....

..... like Joseph Fritzel at a family reunion...

mudcow007

Up it like a rat up a drain pipe

all over "her" like a rash

rough as toast

rough as a badgers armpit

Clever Pun

Il Principe wrote:

Like DDD on Balham Hill

walking?

MonkeyMonster

a mouth like gandhi's flipflop

Clever Pun

I'd wear her like a hat

edhornby

sweating like Michael Jackson's doctor

saintdracula

Like a rat.

snooks

A quote from the office a few years ago.....

Boss "It's warm in here today"
Art Editor with bun in the oven " Yeah I'm sweating like a pig in a sauna over"
Boss "Ladies don't sweat, they glow"
Art Ed "Alright then, I'm glowing like a pig in a sauna!"

Ben6899

I have always laughed at: "Only the real King of England could pull me out of that!"

graham.

" Like a fat man at a disco!" Is the one used aroud here.