Skinsuits....

Almightydutch

I wanna know which skinsuits make your tackle look the biggest?

danowat

Its what you stick down the front, i.e package enhancers (namely a potato, carrot or rolled up sock) what counts, rather than which skinsuit.....

LeicesterLad

Rolled up sock is nice and fleshy, wouldn't go with the Carrot unless you want people to think you have a permanent nob on.

Almightydutch

Slightly worried about the potato suggestion.

OK, how do you keep it in position? I'm not wanting to use gaffa tape before anyone suggest so.

Pseudonym

Almightydutch wrote:

Slightly worried about the potato suggestion.

OK, how do you keep it in position? I'm not wanting to use gaffa tape before anyone suggest so.

staple gun.

Almightydutch

Would the staple gun be preferential to a hit glue gun then?

LeicesterLad

Stitch it on.

Peddle Up!

A length of hosepipe. Good enough for Elvis, good enough for me.

danowat

Staplegun is the best way.

Almightydutch

Are we talking home type of staplegun or industrial version?

danowat

Either is fine, although you may get a bit more purchase with an industrial, or even a nailgun if you can get your hands on one.

Bobbinogs

Might be worth asking a couple of these chaps, who seem to have got it sorted:

LeicesterLad

danowat wrote:

Staplegun is the best way.

Just remember to do it when NOT wearing them :shock:

MountainMonster

Bobbinogs wrote:

Might be worth asking a couple of these chaps, who seem to have got it sorted:

Why oh why you would have that picture saved in your photobucket I don't know.

Mark Alexander

well, personally I wouldn't have a staple gun anywhere near it. light coloured shorts are never good.

Don't even contemplate a potato. If you're racing then potatoes add way too much weight.