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Kaise
Kaise Posts: 2,498
edited August 2011 in The Crudcatcher
,......is something this woman should stop doing!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... woman.html
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Call me Mr Picky, but I prefer her sister...
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    El Capitano wrote:
    Call me Mr Picky, but I prefer her sister...

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  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    edited August 2011
    Obese model Susanne Eman

    Model of what? Clothes that could double as a tent??
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I think that'd be a marquee technically!
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  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    crazy88 wrote:
    I think that'd be a marquee technically!

    aka the Eden Project!
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    kaiser83 wrote:
    ,......is something this woman should stop doing!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... woman.html

    I'm gonna send this to my friend so she can stop bitching about having a bit of a belly...
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  • Roadtart
    Roadtart Posts: 54
    Who's going to bring the "Girls in lycra shorts...." and "Girls in wool....." threads back to the top?

    Not me......
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    "Single mother of two"

    So they'll soon be orphaned if she keeps it up...

    Interestingly guess where 9/10 of the heaviest people ever recorded come from...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_th ... est_people











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  • Abra
    Abra Posts: 338
    She's so big that food types have been given new measurements..

    4 x potatoes as hash browns
    1 cup chicken
    1 x cup of sour cream
    1/2 cup ranch dressing
    1 x small pan of brownies


    "Hello Shop keep. I'd like a cup of chicken please" :shock:
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  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    Abra wrote:
    She's so big that food types have been given new measurements..

    4 x potatoes as hash browns
    1 cup chicken
    1 x cup of sour cream
    1/2 cup ranch dressing
    1 x small pan of brownies


    "Hello Shop keep. I'd like a cup of chicken please" :shock:

    They're standard measurements in the US.... (seriously)
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  • schmako
    schmako Posts: 1,982
    Why not kill her and send all the food she would've eaten to people that actually need it?

    Sorry I think fat folk are a total waste of space, because it is of course a good idea to make yourself less efficient at pretty much everything.
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  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    pretty sure shell change her mind about getting bigger when she has to get others to wipe her @rse because she cant do it herself....
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    Trying to get fat so she is a burden on family and health services? Someone chuck the fat biatch into the sea off the coast of a country that still allows whaling. At least that way she'll end up being of some use as a bar of soap or something.
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  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    ‘At my current rate of growth, I should be 115 stone by age 41 or 42.’

    And dead by about 45.
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  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    mudsucker wrote:
    ‘At my current rate of growth, I should be 115 stone by age 41 or 42.’

    And dead by about 45.

    45? 39....
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  • phoebian
    phoebian Posts: 497
    I'd hit that.


    With a Tuna fish.
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  • kenan
    kenan Posts: 952
    El Capitano wrote:
    Call me Mr Picky, but I prefer her sister...

    Her sister says to you "fancy go on a date with my sister", oh what a surprise that would be
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    If that woman feels "beautiful" at that size, I need to show my wife this. Woman won't stop complaining about her "spare tire".

    I'd rag her sister though!
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    phoebian wrote:
    I'd hit that.


    With a Tuna fish.

    She'd swallow a Tuna fish whole on the back swing!
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