The Too Damned Early Tuesday Morning Thread

Raymondavalon

Ride and shine Maggots!

Alright sweethearts, what you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Crud! A day in the Crud is like a day in the farm. Every meal is a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade! Man I love the Crud!

Up at 4, off to Surrey today.
Just had crumpets for breakfast, loading the car up and out of the door very soon
Also have to pop into Gatwick today to collect my mate who's returning from Canada.
So mileage wise a very busy day for me..
Back in the home office on Thursday... :¬P

projectsome

awake in bed, too many sweets and crap last night. apart from work, nowt planned

DIESELDOG

Been awake for FAR too long, coffee and cigs on the go, off to work, back from work, bed.

And then it will all start again.

Yip yip.

Love n hugs

DD

Clank

Mornin' Plugs and Sockets,

Another day in paradise.

I just bought me a new welder for home. Suh-weet.

Keep living the dream, m***********s!

angry_bird

Morning cruddy types

I'm supposed to be at work right now. I'm not. I'm also planning on leaving early later so I can head to Cannock.

Laters

VWsurfbum

Polo's and holes,

Feel like i had a proper upper body work out last night getting the tyres swapped over on my wheels, Going tubeless is great but it makes it a pain in the Aris to keep swapping from race tyres to every day tyres, especially when you dont have a compressor! Grrr Oh well the track pump and I are getting the hang of it.

Found a Big MoFo spider in the shower this morning, (see Facebook) I'm not scared of spiders but this thing was HUGE! and it seemed pretty relaxed being put in the pint glass.

Off out riding tonight somewhere new to me, so looking forward to that. always nice to be led and not lead every now and then

Anywhooo time for porridge

IcarusGreen

Morning spunkers!

Just woke up with stiff legs and sore feet after yesterdays half marathon, having to wait around this morning for someone to come fix the windows on my house and then off to the tip to get rid of a load of junk. Hopefully i'll get out for an hour on the bike this afternoon to loosen up the legs.

Now going to make myself a Bacon, Halloumi & Lettice sandwich for breakfast

Raymondavalon

At work, inhaling a large coffee and waiting whilst Windoze does another massive security update.. Oh, joy,,,,

Muttly1981

Afternoon

10 1/2 hours sleep lastnight and I'm still farked what's that all about? Just about to start my shift but its like a ghost town as half the workforce is ether on holiday or sick. Hopefully evans will ring today to ok the warranty work on my back wheel as having no bike is just horrible :-(

anyway laters nuggets

.blitz

Raymondavalon wrote:

Alright sweethearts, what you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Crud! A day in the Crud is like a day in the farm. Every meal is a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade! Man I love the Crud!

Good film that

Morning all. Not a lot happening today in The Land Of Meh aka work which is just as well as I don't feel like doing much after last night's trans-Chase epic.

Had to put the lights on *groan*

And it rained

Hello Autumn.

Kaise

i hate my life today

too much work and feel likea bloated potato after 4 days on the lash in edinburgh!

Grumpy

this is all!

foxc_uk

'Ning
Tired, stayed up a bit late to watch Concrete Circus. How good was that?

By the time I got to bed Anxiety and his best pal Insomnia had decided to join me. I stressed for about half an hour and then dosed myself into unconsciousness with valerian tea.

Today is workmeh, then tidying up the bombsite that is my house as THP is coming round tomorrow night to help me bake a cake.

Better get on I suppose

kisses
FoxC

VWsurfbum

foxc_uk wrote:

THP is coming round tomorrow night to help me bake a cake.

Is that what you crazy kids are caliing it nowadays?

welshkev

morning all, currently drinking a nice can of monster to wake me up a bit (yes i know it's a bit early for that)

off to bolton in a bit to do a training course (piss up) with all the other branches, should be good

have a good day boys and girls

and foxc - bake a cake, yeah right

Stevo_666

Just got up half an hour ago as I had to answer the door for the postie, otherwise I would have stayed in bed for a bit. Not missing work one little bit

A half day of debauchery in Central London is on the cards so I probbably won't be posting much for the rest of the day as I don't usually post when I'm pi$$ed in case I say something even more stoopid than usual...

thekickingmule

Morning!

I'm a bit droopy eyed this morning as a text woke me up last night on this old skool phone at 1:30am (I've dropped my Desire HD, the screen is narked and would cost £160 if it weren't for insurance!)
Concrete Circus was a-maze-ing. I'm now looking at skateboards online

Minion has made me tea, and I have shortbread to go with it. Win.

In a bit, y'all

foxc_uk

VWsurfbum wrote:

foxc_uk wrote:

THP is coming round tomorrow night to help me bake a cake.

Is that what you crazy kids are caliing it nowadays?

welshkev wrote:

and foxc - bake a cake, yeah right

That's exactly what my mate said last night on teh phone.

I don't know what you all mean!

tom_howard

Tricks and Stunts,

I too quaffed a can of monster at 730 this morning, and am currently twiching from all the sugar and caffiene! Stayed up to watch concrete circus, really enjoyed it too (tho im not anymore of a fan of flatland or freerunning, and I wasnt a fan before!) just devoured a sausage bacons and egg butty under the excuse of fueling up for tonights ride round Stainburn tonight

Ciao for now

sheepsteeth

foxc_uk wrote:

VWsurfbum wrote:

foxc_uk wrote:

THP is coming round tomorrow night to help me bake a cake.

Is that what you crazy kids are caliing it nowadays?

welshkev wrote:

and foxc - bake a cake, yeah right

That's exactly what my mate said last night on teh phone.

I don't know what you all mean!

LOL!! what kind of cake by the way?

morning everybody.

i am just enjoying some coffee after a bowl of corn flakes (im not gay or owt!)

today will most likely be a repeat of yesterday: dog walk, quick run then a weights session.

Stevo_666

VWsurfbum wrote:

foxc_uk wrote:

THP is coming round tomorrow night to help me bake a cake.

Is that what you crazy kids are caliing it nowadays?

So it wasn't just me thinking it was about sticking a wooden spoon into a pudding basin?

El Capitano

Good Morning Freaks!

Day off today, not sure what to do, but it will involve vast amounts of chaos (and probably Lego).

Had my 6 month check up this morning - everything seems to be fine. My target HbA1c is 7.5, my actual is 7.1 so I need to eat more cake/chocolate/sugar.

foxc_uk

sheepsteeth wrote:

foxc_uk wrote:

VWsurfbum wrote:

foxc_uk wrote:

THP is coming round tomorrow night to help me bake a cake.

Is that what you crazy kids are caliing it nowadays?

welshkev wrote:

and foxc - bake a cake, yeah right

That's exactly what my mate said last night on teh phone.

I don't know what you all mean!

LOL!! what kind of cake by the way?

Double chocolate loaf cake with chocolate drizzle on top... I made it last week and it was ver good.

tom_howard

El Capitano wrote:

Good Morning Freaks!

Day off today, not sure what to do, but it will involve vast amounts of chaos (and probably Lego).

Had my 6 month check up this morning - everything seems to be fine. My target HbA1c is 7.5, my actual is 7.1 so I need to eat more cake/chocolate/sugar.

Not entirely sure thats the way it works.... mines 8.5 which is better than it was, but must try harder

Gazlar

welshkev wrote:

off to bolton in a bit :
:

lucky man! Say hi to it from me

today I've moved out of my luxury appartment in the centre if Amsterdam and am now sleeping in a shed, in a campsite that seems to be inhabited by cheese eating surrender monkeys

I have a dilema too, I've got enough cash on me to see me comfortably through to Thursday when I fly back, but I need 100 euro deposit to hire a bike. If I take that out the bank I'm left with a wad of cash ii don't need and not really anywhere to spend it

anyway, it's ten mins walk to the naturist lake, I'm off for a perv on leathery old mingeflaps

projectsome

:x work is going too slow! Another 5 hours and I'm outta here. Maybe I need cake...

sheepsteeth

gazlar

you must be having one hell of a webbo time if you cant go a single hour without updating the webs of your goings on whilst you are away.

is the company you keep so webbo you have to communicate with the web?

Gazlar

sheepsteeth wrote:

gazlar

you must be having one hell of a webbo time if you cant go a single hour without updating the webs of your goings on whilst you are away.

is the company you keep so webbo you have to communicate with the web?

yep

to be fair there's been much monging time, and my birth surname is Webster.

plus I just stacked a shopping bike trying to jump it off a kerb

sheepsteeth

Gazlar wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

gazlar

you must be having one hell of a webbo time if you cant go a single hour without updating the webs of your goings on whilst you are away.

is the company you keep so webbo you have to communicate with the web?

yep

to be fair there's been much monging time, and my birth surname is Webster.

plus I just stacked a shopping bike trying to jump it off a kerb

i remember watching one of the mythbusters stack a bike like that, was very entertaining!

Raymondavalon

Fark,

I am so tired right now, 40 minutes to go...

FFS! I just squeezed my beloved stapler and sunk a staple into my thumb. Gawd, sometimes I can be a f**kwit. Today is one of those days

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