Scum of the earth!

getonyourbike

I was on my way back from a MTB ride with the club and I was on my own, on the roads. Suddenly out of nowhere a car comes past and a passenger throws colesaw in my face I couldn't do anything about, couldn't see the number plate either. :evil:

If I knew who they were and was given the opportunity, heads would roll and I'd feel no remorse at all, even in cold blood! Don't get me wrong, I don't easily get wound up but when scum of the earth like this do something to an innocent person for no reason at all other than a laugh then I'd quite gladly kick their heads in. Not like anybody other than more scum would miss them! They shouldn't even be considered human, more rodents!

Just watch out lads, there are lots of nasty peices of work about!

car.crash

im not a fan of coleslaw either.



jokes aside its sickening these muppets are out there.

TheNorthernTrain

i was walking back from work once about 2 in the morning, car came screaming past (far too fast to read the number plate) and had the car cigarette lighter thrown at me, thankfully missing me, probably due to the speed. Another occasion I've had a full bottle of water hurled at me.

It amazes me that people do this to people they don't know, and for no reason at all, simply to try and get a laugh out of it.

Sorry to hear that they actually managed to hit you fella.

sheepsteeth

north-sure wrote:

i was walking back from work once about 2 in the morning, car came screaming past (far too fast to read the number plate) and had the car cigarette lighter thrown at me, thankfully missing me, probably due to the speed. Another occasion I've had a full bottle of water hurled at me.

It amazes me that people do this to people they don't know, and for no reason at all, simply to try and get a laugh out of it.

Sorry to hear that they actually managed to hit you fella.

sounds like the know exactly who you are

Briggo

POIDH!

supersonic

Was it cheese coleslaw? I'd have been quite happy with that.

Andy

LOL

njee20

Lettuce all calm down here, tis a salad day, but Mayo they all rot in hell.

Think those are all the puns we got on the 'other' forum :-)

Gazlar

Do what they did in Minder and use George Coles law

getonyourbike

ah well, a thread on singletrack and sheeps on the cruddy fb have all cheered me up.

Hopefully they'll die of bad AIDS :twisted:

Cleat Eastwood

we should collect all the foodstuffs we get thrown at us and have a CC picnic.

MarcBC

There used to be a craze in the late 70‘s of throwing fruit and vegetables at pedestrians from cars. I believe I was deemed worthy of a mango. Shame really, mangos are a popular fruit these days, I would have felt much better about myself had it happened now.

Coleslaw? Interesting, it covers all extremes of the spectrum from the KFC banquet meal to the best organic shops.

allen.coulson

When I was young I had a hub cap and used to stand beside the road on a hill and flick it from behind my back as a car passed. It was good fun if the driver got out.

In anticipation of the driver sometime in the distant future coleslawing me I revised the tactic and borrowed my next door neighbours pram and doll (I later on gave her one by the way).

I put ketchup on the doll and threw it at the car which was guaranteed to cause a reaction and may have inclined the driver to the activity you describe.

Anonymous

We used to pretend to have a game of tug of war across a road at dusk. If the cars didn't stop, we'd jump as if the car had yanked our imaginary rope as it drove past.
Yep, not much to do in a small village.

jay12

this reminds me of balls of steel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZzvwipf72k

crazy88

I love balls of steel, what a program!

jay12

crazy88 wrote:

I love balls

i think you should keep that to your self

crazy88

jay12 wrote:

crazy88 wrote:

I love lesbians

i think you should keep that to your self

Why hide it? I think everyone should know personally.

jay12

crazy88 wrote:

jay12 wrote:

crazy88 wrote:

I love balls

i think you should keep that to your self

Why hide it? I think everyone should know personally.

if thats what you want, then yeah, go for it

Cleat Eastwood

I had some cream and some milk thrown at me by a fella once.....I thought 'how dairy'.

Gazlar

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

we should collect all the foodstuffs we get thrown at us and have a CC picnic.

I much prefer a Mexican picnic

Ryan Jones

Gazlar wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

we should collect all the foodstuffs we get thrown at us and have a CC picnic.

I much prefer a Thai Shemale

It doesn't surprise us really

Fully-sprung

At least they didn't take your dustcaps and headset cap though hey.

jay12

Fully-sprung wrote:

At least they didn't take your dustcaps and headset cap though hey.

Gazlar

Ryan Jones wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

we should collect all the foodstuffs we get thrown at us and have a CC picnic.

I much prefer a Thai Shemale

It doesn't surprise us really

I've said before and I'll say it again, a womans mouth and a ladyboys mouth is anatomically the same!

supersonic

Aye, but when your knob reaches down to their adam's apple it feels different.

getonyourbike

Fully-sprung wrote:

At least they didn't take your dustcaps and headset cap though hey.

Only d1cks use dustcaps though. The rest of us use presta and you don't need dustcaps.

Gazlar

supersonic wrote:

Aye, but when your knob reaches down to their adam's apple it feels different.

I dunno who Adam is, I presume some kind of greengrocer. I'm guessing that's where the worm in an apple thing comes from

Fully-sprung

getonyourbike wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

At least they didn't take your dustcaps and headset cap though hey.

Only d1cks use dustcaps though. The rest of us use presta and you don't need dustcaps.

Oh really? is that why prestas have dust caps then? Or do you just not bother?